What is the most offensive song ever produced?

[Little Texan]

I have a couple in mind, actually, but I'll refrain from listing them until I've seen your selections.

[Mr Badguy]

Up for breakfast.

[FORD]

"The Most Offensive Song Ever" was included on the South Park album "Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics" and it was a duet between the talking piece of shit himself (that's Hankey, not Hagar) and Kenny McCormick.

Because Kenny, as usual, was singing in his muffled voice, not many people ever realized just HOW offensive the song was.

Here are the actual lyrics........

Howdy-ho
Virgin Mary was sleeping when Angel Gabriel appeared
He said "You are to be the Virgin Mother"
But Mary thought that was weird

Mary said, "I'm not a virgin, I blew a guy last year."
But then Gabriel said to Mary, "My child have no fear

'Cause you can suck all the dick you want,
And still be a virgin, Mary!

You can suck all the dick you want,
And still not be considered flawed

Although you went to town and sucked some semen down.
You're still a virgin in the eyes of God

There's was no room at the inn when Mary and Joseph did arrive
But they were so very tired you see
And Mary had to offer a bribe

Since she had no money
How would she pay for a place to sleep?
Gabriel appeared to Mary and told her not to weep

Cause you can suck all the dick you want,
And still be a virgin, Mary!

You can suck all the dick you want,
And still be the Mother of Christ

If there's no room at the inn, then it's not considered a sin
To suck some dick to get a room for the night

Then three wise men did appear, bearing gifts of myrth and such
They said that they had followed a star and missed a woman's touch
Mary thought she might pleasure them, but could not take them to bed

But again, Gabriel appeared to her and this is what he said

You can suck all the dick you want,
And still be a virgin, Mary!

You can suck all dick you want,
Every one in the nation

Fellatio ain't no sin. Go on and blow those Three Wise Men
And you'll still be a virgin
'Cause there was no penetration

So, you can suck all the dick you want
And still be a virgin, Mary!

The donkey and the ox and the lambs
And even the little drummer boy

People will remember your name quick
They'll say "Damn, that bitch could suck a good dick!"
'Cause sucking dick
Brings peace on Earth and Joy!!

'Cause sucking dick
Brings peace on Earth and Joy!!

Mary, Mary, suck that dick

Oh, and Merry Christmas, Katydid

[Little Texan]

I offer Exhibit A...

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[Little Texan]

Ok, that may be the most offensive video...still hillarious...but the song is a seriously bad earworm.

[Little Texan]

Exhibit B...

David Allan Coe - ****** Fucker

She said someday I'd understand
What love was all about
She said I could have the kids
She was movin out
Said she'd finally found a man
Who's dick was so much bigger
Then that scumbag motherfucker
Ran off with a ******

And to think I'd ate the pussy
Where that big, black dick had been
And kissed the lips that sucked him off
Time and time again
It's enough to make a man throw up
Sure is hard to figure
How any decent girl could ever fuck
A greasy ******

He treated her just like a queen
She gave him all my money
It looks like the joke's on me
But I don't think it's funny
That pussy ain't worth payin for
As far as I can figure
Cause there's nothing quite as worthless
As a white girl with a ******

And to think I'd ate the pussy
Where that big, black dick had been
And kissed the lips that sucked him off
Time and time again
It's enough to make a man throw up
Sure is hard to figure
How any decent girl could ever fuck
A God damn ******
So for all you ****** lovin whores
This song is just for you

[Padre Atilio]

Originally posted by Mr Badguy
Up for breakfast.

[SNIPER]

It must have been That song Short People.... I have not herd it since the late 70's I think it pissed a few people off. You can even buy a copy of it.. So with out a dought its the Short People song..

[SNIPER]

"cant" is what I ment

[BITEYOASS]

No, this is god awful! "Heavy Metal Poisoning" From the infamous "Kilroy was Here" album. Not as bad to listen to, as it was to actually see this abomination on video:

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[Coyote]

This is a tough question...

[VanHalener]

Originally posted by Coyote
This is a tough question...

Yes it is! There are so many to choose from.

I find this shit stain highly offensive, whatever he is singing...
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Where the hell is my shotgun, damnit?!!!!!!

[78/84 guy]

Big Black Bush !! From Life, Sex & Death

[78/84 guy]

Big Black Bush !! From Life, Sex & Death (L.S.D.)

[Dr. Dave]

ANTI-NOWHERE LEAGUE LYRICS

"So What"

So fucking what!

Well I've been to Hastings
And I've been to Brighton
I've been to Eastbourne too
So what, so what

Well I've been here
And I've been there
And I've been every fucking where
So what, so what

So what, so what you boring little cunt
Well who cares, who cares what you do
Who cares, who cares about you
You, you, you

Well I've sucked sweets
And I've sucked rock
And I've even sucked an old man's cock
So what, so what

Well I've fucked a sheep
And I've fucked a goat
I've had my cock right down its throat
So what, so what
So what, so what you boring little cunt
Well who cares, who cares what you do
Who cares, who cares about you
You, you, you, you

Well I've drunk that
And I've drunk this
And I've spewed up on a pint of piss
So what, so what

And I've had scag
I've had speed
I've jacked up until I bleed
So what, so what
So what, so what you boring little cunt
Well who cares, who cares what you do
Who cares, who cares about you
You, you, you, you

Well I've had crabs
And I've had lice
And I've had the pox and that ain't nice
So what, so what

Well I've fucked this
And I've fucked that
And I've even fucked a schoolgirl's crack
So what, so what
So what, so what you boring little cunt
Who cares, who cares about you
Who cares, who cares about you
You, you, you, you....

Metallica did a cover of this on the import version of the Black Album