New Year's Resolutions

[Little Texan]

New Year's is coming up next week, so if you've already thought of what your New Year's resolution is going to be, then post it here!

My New Year's resolution is to get over my depression I've been dealing with for so long and start enjoying life again. Also, I'd like to get out of debt, which will help to alleviate some of the depression and anxiety I'm experiencing.

[Dan]

1)Stop Wanking In The Shower.(Too Many Blocked Drains)

2)Eat More Hair Pie.(I Love Hair Pie)

3)No More Phone-Sex.(Did You See My Last Phone Bill?)

Those Are My Top Three.

[Coyote]

1) Learn to apply music theory.
2) Get laid more
3) Get a decent band

[Douglas T.]

Smoke a lot less weed.

Find a better lead singer for my Barbershop Quartet.

Try to tolerate the deluge of Spanish folk around here!

Try to do something about this gut ... Dave has inspired me to do some sit ups!

[sadaist]

Originally posted by Coyote

Get laid more


I'll put that on my list too.

[VanHalener]

#1. Quit smoking. Though I am somewhat the occasional smoker I really need to stop completely. :smoke2:

#2 Make my posts more interesting and entertaining for the Roth Army. You bastards are like a second, disfunctional, family and I just want to make you smile, puke, laugh and release the occasional ain't that cute kind of "awww." (insert huge smile)

#3. Have penis reduction surgery so I can live a normal life for once.:D

#4 Break the Virginia State record for biggest largemouth bass caught.

#5 See as many Van Halen shows as I can.

#6 Put :hagar1: in a 55 gallon drum and set him afloat in the Atlantic Ocean. (Lid welded shut, of course)

[PETE'S BROTHER]

Originally posted by Douglas T.
Smoke a lot less weed.

Find a better lead singer for my Barbershop Quartet.

Try to tolerate the deluge of Spanish folk around here!

Try to do something about this gut ... Dave has inspired me to do some sit ups!

a LOT less? c'mon.....

[PETE'S BROTHER]

1 finish tiling the floors in the house.

2 i should try ta quit cigarettes again, but.......

3 TRAVEL!!!!!!!!!!

[Antman]

1) Lose weight -about 15-20 lbs would be ideal. Wanna get back down to about 180.

2) Drink less. I would say stop completely, but it needs to be gradual. If I cut out beer alone for about a month, I'd lose 5-10 pounds easily.

3) Stop wasting money by going out drinking. I drop close to $300 a week when I go out. I usually go out 3 nights a week-the nights I don't have my kids-which leads me to my next one.

4) No more going to work hungover and get more sleep.

5) Pay off my credit cards. this should be done by June at the latest. I don't owe close to what the avg. American owes ($11,000) but I owe too much for my tastes.

6) Go to the gym. Instead of drinking 3 nights a week and wasting money, go to the gym and lose weight and get in shape.

7) Stop smoking completely. I'm not a regular smoker, but I smoke when I drink.

8) Buy a house. Being divorved and having to sell my house that I worked so hard for and to update from top to bottom sucked. At least my cunt of an ex wife didn't get to keep it like she thought she would.

I will stick to most of them. My motivation? My kids.

[Douglas T.]

Originally posted by PETE'S BROTHER
a LOT less? c'mon.....

A little ain't enough!

[NATEDOG001976]

I hate these things...but here we go.

Find a sane girl!

[PETE'S BROTHER]

Originally posted by NATEDOG001976
I hate these things...but here we go.

Find a sane girl!

oy, good luck with that.:)

[Little Texan]

Originally posted by NATEDOG001976
I hate these things...but here we go.

Find a sane girl!


Originally posted by PETE'S BROTHER
oy, good luck with that.:)

No kidding!

[binnie]

Relax more.

I am a complete workaholic....

[PETE'S BROTHER]

Originally posted by binnie
Relax more.

I am a complete workaholic....

yeah, i got that problem too:D

[Dan]

Originally posted by NATEDOG001976
I hate these things...but here we go.

Find a sane girl!

Nate,How About Trying Internet Dating?

[NATEDOG001976]

Originally posted by Dan
Nate,How About Trying Internet Dating?

Nah. There's a girl from college that I've been talking to again (for the 1st time in 5 years!)

I'm not going to care if I'm single or in a relationship, that's my new year's resolution.

I'm just gonna let things happens and not think twice!

[Dan]

Originally posted by NATEDOG001976
Nah. There's a girl from college that I've been talking to again (for the 1st time in 5 years!)

I'm not going to care if I'm single or in a relationship, that's my new year's resolution.

I'm just gonna let things happens and not think twice!

Fuck That Shit,You Need Hair Pie And That's The Bottom Line Cos Dan Said So.:D

[Terry]

1) Finish book I have been writing

2) Ease up on compulsive spending towards non-essential items

3) Pay more attention to spouse

4) Buy a dog

[Diamondjimi]

New Year's Resolutions ?

I stopped making them years ago..

[Ally_Kat]

Originally posted by NATEDOG001976
I hate these things...but here we go.

Find a sane girl!

No speed dating in Minnesota?

[Ally_Kat]

1) cut down and eventually stop drinking soda. Even though it's caffine free and diet, it's still not good for me.

2) crochet more

3) go back to my writing

4) actually finish my creative projects and not be so easy to give up

5) get my license

[FORD]

Originally posted by Douglas T.


Find a better lead singer for my Barbershop Quartet.



I hear these guys are available......

http://www2.jsonline.com/news/image01/swingbig052301.jpg

Ever since Ashcroft got a big ego with his solo hit "Let the Eagle Soar" the other guys have been trying to get rid of him.

Gotta be careful around Larry Craig though. Especially in the men's room....

[SparkieD]

Yeah, the same ones as last year.

[Douglas T.]

Originally posted by FORD
I hear these guys are available......

http://www2.jsonline.com/news/image01/swingbig052301.jpg

Ever since Ashcroft got a big ego with his solo hit "Let the Eagle Soar" the other guys have been trying to get rid of him.

Gotta be careful around Larry Craig though. Especially in the men's room....

No kidding! I'm reforming into a gospel quartet! Looking for a couple gals!
No chance of getting these gals!
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[Coyote]

Originally posted by Coyote
1) Learn to apply music theory.
2) Get laid more
3) Get a decent band

One more:

4) Stop being manipulated and taken advantage of.

[WARF]

I want more pussy this year!

[Isaac R.]

No more mixing Jack, Cuervo and "Special New Years Punch"...whatever the fuck that was...

From now on it's one type of shot per session.

Ouch.

[VAN HLN CA]

Stop Smoking is #1 and averages $4 a pack here. $1500 a year is one drug habit that has to go for my family and my lungs.

Keep my kids Happy and focused like last year.

Rediscover my wife. Good stuff after she bucked like 40 pounds in a year. Christmas Eve as her Barber and giving new meaning to Christmas Cookie next day then bringing in the countdown with her downtown shows great '08 promise.

And my annual one, Get more Organized. ADD is my enemy.
&
Fianally see Led Zeppelin LIVE

[blonddgirl777]

Resolutions?
Too much pressure!

I will continue to try and do my best for my son, husband, family and friends...
I will continue to try and be more and more "Zen"...
If I succeed to become a better person in 2008, GOOD!
If I don't... too bad, I will try again next year... and the one after.

[Nitro Express]

To never get plowed on something served in a hollowed out coconut made with pinnapple juice ever again.

[blonddgirl777]

Originally posted by Nitro Express
To never get plowed on something served in a hollowed out coconut made with pinnapple juice ever again.

Why?
Add 2 shots of Jamaican Rum, a paper umbrella and 2 twisted straws to that and you have THE best drink!
(Don't forget the radioactive coloured maraschino cherries)!

[letsrock]

I'm gonna try to be a nicer person.

[VanHalener]

Originally posted by VanHalener
#3. Have penis reduction surgery so I can live a normal life for once.:D

Boy did I screw that up. It was supposed to read "penis enlargement" so I can live a normal life.:hitch: ;)

[Anonymous]

A couple years ago, I resoluted never to resolute anything ever again on New Year.

It was the only successful resolution in the history of mankind.

Cheers! :bottle:

[Douglas T.]

Originally posted by Isaac R.
No more mixing Jack, Cuervo and "Special New Years Punch"...whatever the fuck that was...

From now on it's one type of shot per session.

Ouch.

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[Douglas T.]

How's everyone doing with their resolutions? I've smoked less weed all this year than I'd have smoked in a day last year!

[Coyote]

I'm still working on 1, 2 & 3.

[binnie]

Originally posted by Coyote
I'm still working on 1, 2 & 3.

So 4 is going OK? :D

[Coyote]

Better than the other three... Not a totally abysmal failure of an attempt. :D

[ace diamond]

Originally posted by VanHalener


#6 Put :hagar1: in a 55 gallon drum and set him afloat in the Atlantic Ocean. (Lid welded shut, of course)

don't forget to fill that drum with concrete and let it dry and harden before you sink it.
also,why the atlantic?
would it not make much more sense to drop him into the deepest point of the marrianis trench?

[ace diamond]

my new years resolution is not to make a new years resolution.

because i know damn well i will never bother to keep it.
so why bother setting goals i will not attempt to achieve
and therefore feel all let down when i fail to meet them?

[Douglas T.]

Right. It's a bitch sometimes. That is the part I think about ... how mad I will be at myself if I break. I like to think I have a bit of control of myself.

[ace diamond]

well, the only goal i ever set for myself every new years eve is to get fucking wasted.
i have never failed at getting obliterated on new years eve.

[DLR2007]

I think it's better to generalize in terms of the year to come... Dog eat dog world that it is, I think now's a good time to decide if you're going to be a hot dog or a little wienie.:) (Dave on Letterman)

[Panamark]

Gonna get a dog and a baby..
In that order..

Damn... Better embrace my selfishness for all
its worth in the meantime :)

[ace diamond]

Originally posted by DLR2007
I think it's better to generalize in terms of the year to come... Dog eat dog world that it is, I think now's a good time to decide if you're going to be a hot dog or a little wienie.:) (Dave on Letterman) :lol: i remember that interview.

[Dan]

Originally posted by Dan
1)Stop Wanking In The Shower.(Too Many Blocked Drains)

2)Eat More Hair Pie.(I Love Hair Pie)

3)No More Phone-Sex.(Did You See My Last Phone Bill?)

Those Are My Top Three.

OK People,

Have Not Wacked Off In The Shower.:)

Hair Pie Is On The Menu This Year.:)

Phone Sex,I'm Still Working On.:)

Cheers :bottle:

[Dan]

Originally posted by Panamark
Gonna get a dog and a baby..
In that order..

Damn... Better embrace my selfishness for all
its worth in the meantime :)

Hi Mark,
Happy New Year To You And Mary.:)

Too Hot To Have A Dog In Sydney,Unless It's A Hot-Dog.:D

[Little Texan]

I haven't had the money to make good on my resolution, yet, because I've been out of work, and thus, am having financial problems at the moment, which is adding to my depressive state. :(

[Dan]

Originally posted by Little Texan
I haven't had the money to make good on my resolution, yet, because I've been out of work, and thus, am having financial problems at the moment, which is adding to my depressive state. :(

Best Of Luck Finding Work.

Keep The Faith.

[Panamark]

Originally posted by Dan
Hi Mark,
Happy New Year To You And Mary.:)

Too Hot To Have A Dog In Sydney,Unless It's A Hot-Dog.:D

Happy New Year DAN THE MAN !!!

You fookin Rock Mate, cant wait for
Van Halen to hit Syderney and have
a coldie with ya ! :D

[Dan]

Originally posted by Panamark
Happy New Year DAN THE MAN !!!

You fookin Rock Mate, cant wait for
Van Halen to hit Syderney and have
a coldie with ya ! :D

Sweet,For Sure If They Make It Down Under.:)