What happened to Arielle's?

[Steve Savicki]

Welcome back Sarge!
http://www.rotharmy.com/forums/journal.php?s=&journalid=46&action=view#Like%20Northern%20Girl, (top entry, #61)

[Dan]

She Needs Some Time-Out From Your Posts.:)

[LoungeMachine]

We had to clean her out to make room for all of your future threads, Steve,

Hope that helped.

:gulp:

[Hyman Roth]

How much space would we save if we cleaned out your siggy on every thread that hasn't been opened in a year? :eek:

[Mezro]

Lower your pickles gentlemen...Sarge has not returned to save us like Flash Gordon.

I decided that the smell of shit was too strong and broke out the plunger. The Dump now runs freely and that lovely forum (State Your Take, Fuck The Rake, Eat My Snake, Shake & Bake, Whatever) has now met the maker. Steps in the right direction to get things moving again.

Mezro...there is much more trimming and blasting to do...hang in there while I dust off the engines, gas up the beast and lighten the load so we can get this gorilla back to ramming speed...

[Terry]

Originally posted by LoungeMachine
We had to clean her out to make room for all of your future threads, Steve,

Hope that helped.

:gulp: :D

[Steve Savicki]

Originally posted by Mezro
Sarge has not returned to save us like Flash Gordon.
Just thinking optimistically.:)

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by Mezro


I decided that the smell of shit was too strong and broke out the plunger. .

Thanks for the heavy lifting, Mez. Seems to have already helped.

But at least throw a bone to Nick, as well as FORD and GS for the original idea ... :cool:


Now when you get around to plunging my sig we'll be at warp speed. :D

:gulp:

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by Steve Savicki
Just thinking

A miracle in and of itself.


:gulp:

[jhale667]

uhh...where's the Underground? :confused:

[jhale667]

To be more specific, where's the Muff Thread...?

[Hyman Roth]

Surely its temporary or to test and see how much quicker the board
would run without that cumbersome forum. Either that or there will be
one very angry Conmee next time he comes around. Both picture
forums are gone but I wouldn't jump to any rash conclusions. Mezro's
just tinkering around. I'm sure he has the best interest of the board
in mind.

It is running much smoother over here in the Caymans anyway.

[Steve Savicki]

Faster response here as well. :cool:

[Hyman Roth]

Damn....and I just made a new siggy today.

[MAX]

Originally posted by LoungeMachine
Now when you get around to plunging my sig we'll be at warp speed. :D

:gulp:

That would certainly be a good start and the fact that you even mention the stupid thing shows what a fucking mental midget you are.

Better yet, just ban your ass cos that would save this site a boatload of bandwidth.

I mean how many more stupid "gulps" and calling decent, longtime members "cunts" do we really need to read?

[Hyman Roth]

Jebus this is one nasty flame war.

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by MAX
That would certainly be a good start and the fact that you even mention the stupid thing shows what a fucking mental midget you are.

Better yet, just ban your ass cos that would save this site a boatload of bandwidth.

I mean how many more stupid "gulps" and calling decent, longtime members "cunts" do we really need to read?



Originally posted by Hyman Roth
How much space would we save if we cleaned out your siggy on every thread that hasn't been opened in a year? :eek:

Hey, Maxi.

I was pointing out Hyman's jab. See?

Now, be a man and call your kids.

It's the least you can do, fuckstump.

Playing flame war on a message board instead of being a parent?

sad. :(

No wonder you had to resort to another poster's reject here to get laid. :rolleyes:


:gulp:

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by MAX



I mean how many more stupid "gulps" and calling decent, longtime members "cunts" do we really need to read?

According to you?

many, many, many, more....

And so there will be...

:gulp:

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by MAX
" do we really need to read?

Ah, therein lies the crux of the matter...

You, in fact, do NEED to read this stuff.

The rest of us can take it or leave it.

YOU NEED it.

That's so sad. :(

Log off and talk to your kids then....

:gulp:

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by MAX
That would certainly be a good start and the fact that you even mention the stupid thing shows what a fucking mental midget you are.



So Hyman is a mental midget for mentioning it?

wow.

conmee talks about it all the time, too.

I'll pass your message along, Jeremy.

:gulp:

[Dan]

Damn.

[LoungeMachine]

Well said, dan-o

:gulp:

[Terry]

Well, you could have at least let me finish my last post in my Arielle's Thread series before flushing it all away...

Whatever.

Purge those membership rolls of all the dead registrants who signed up years ago and haven't made post 1 yet.

[Dan]

Originally posted by Terry


Purge those membership rolls of all the dead registrants who signed up years ago and haven't made post 1 yet.

Agree.

[Mezro]

Originally posted by Terry
Well, you could have at least let me finish my last post in my Arielle's Thread series before flushing it all away...

Whatever.

Yes, your definitive body of work flushed away. In the distance, tiny violins weep over the massive artistic loss. Whatever.

Mezro...to repent, a box of crayons and a jumbo fun pad are on the way...

[Mezro]

Originally posted by Terry
Purge those membership rolls of all the dead registrants who signed up years ago and haven't made post 1 yet.

Working on it.

Mezro...the admin control panel is responding just as slow as this site...the weed pulling continues...

[Steve Savicki]

Originally posted by MAX I mean how many more stupid "gulps" and calling decent, longtime members "cunts" do we really need to read?
And I thought Lou was demodded just for using the word "moron."

[Matt White]

SHIPOOPI

[ZahZoo]

Odd approach... polishing & spit-shining the trash can before cleaning the house. Go figure...

[jhale667]

Originally posted by Mezro
Yes, your definitive body of work flushed away. In the distance, tiny violins weep over the massive artistic loss. Whatever.



Speaking of a "definitive body of work"....:mad:

[Mezro]

Originally posted by jhale667
Speaking of a "definitive body of work"....:mad:

Please...drop the angry routine rent boy. It is not as if I burned the fucking Mona Lisa.

Mezro...so many itchy clam holes around here...

[Steve Savicki]

If it were definitive, you could've taken a screencap of it.

Speaking of computers, Mez, how do you like the new Leopard OS?

[Hyman Roth]

You can't take a screen cap of a thread that has 200 pages and 185,000 views!!

Seriously, not to be an itchy clam, and I know you must be still
working hard on this and that nothing is definitive, but if there is
anyway to save the muff thread and put it in the sheep pen or
somewhere - I would be one of many happy and loyal soldiers. I
don't think the sheep pen boys would mind too terribly much either.

Consider that most of the pics Jhale (and I) posted in there were
hotlinked using a photo-storage site so it wont be as cumbersome as
it might appear.

[jhale667]

Originally posted by Mezro
Please...drop the angry routine rent boy.

Oh, that's cool, asshole. I don't recall insulting you...ever...


Originally posted by Steve Savicki
If it were definitive, you could've taken a screencap of it.



STFU, Steve. Seriously, fuck off. :heyfu:


Originally posted by Hyman Roth
You can't take a screen cap of a thread that has 200 pages and 185,000 views!!

Seriously, not to be an itchy clam, and I know you must be still
working hard on this and that nothing is definitive, but if there is
anyway to save the muff thread and put it in the sheep pen or
somewhere - I would be one of many happy and loyal soldiers. I
don't think the sheep pen boys would mind too terribly much either.

Consider that most of the pics Jhale (and I) posted in there were
hotlinked using a photo-storage site so it wont be as cumbersome as
it might appear.

Exactly. It would have been nice to see it moved rather than killed outright. And no, it wasn't the Mona Lisa, but it was one of the most viewed threads around here...one myself, Hyman and others enjoyed contributing to...
but hey...

[Hyman Roth]

Deep breaths Jhale. He's still working on it.

[Mezro]

Hey jhale, it does not matter what you fucking liked when we have a major server crunch right now.

Since you don't know what the fuck is going on behind the scenes, have never contributed a dime to this site and can find porn all over the fucking net, what you have to say means less than zero to me.

The Underground is gone, The Muff Thread is gone and whatever else you jerked your furry dick off to is gone as well. Get over it, move on and enjoy all the cyber-pussy the web has to offer.

Mezro...we keep this place running for guys like this (shaking my head)...so worth it...

[jhale667]

Again Mez, never insulted you, so not sure why you're bagging on me here.
And it's not about "finding" porn, for you to say that is moronic. I viewed that thread as a contribution to the site. I see you disagree. Most of the images were hosted elsewhere, so it wasn't that big a deal space-wise, was it?
But your opinion is noted, less than zero, got it...

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by Steve Savicki
And I thought Lou was demodded just for using the word "moron."

Steve, don't be such a moron... :rolleyes:


:gulp:

[Nickdfresh]

Well, there's no question things are running a bit smoother and faster...

And to clarify, I started a thread on this in the Cave (the Mod forum) simply because something had to be done. So give Mezro credit for reviving things here a bit...

If you went into that septic tank or Arielle's bubbling turds, you'd see that there were a shitload of linked spam pics that Mods never bothered to delete before flushing --or simply couldn't delete because of the silly off and on again limitations of powers here and the overreactions to the overreactions of a few.

Was there something lost? Certainly! There was a lot of incriminating evidence that had long ago been flushed into the dump as well as some entertaining fight threads. But alas, it was for the best. The site software is simply too dated to handle the amount of historical data. So we had to play septic bitches and drain the tank...

[Terry]

Originally posted by Mezro
Please...drop the angry routine rent boy. It is not as if I burned the fucking Mona Lisa.

Mezro...so many itchy clam holes around here...

I am shocked and deeply hurt by that assertion...

My clam hole is well-lubed and provides no discomfort whatsoever.

Anyway, I suppose I must be prepared to sacrifice one of my defintive works for the well-being of the site.

[Hyman Roth]

I can't imagine that the admin's are finished with revising the site as
of yet so I am going to reserve final judgment. And I know they are
doing all they can to make this a better messageboard - yet I am
going to go out on a limb here to defend Jhale. He is totally
undeserving of any flaming here, especially by management.

Succinctly, that muff thread was one of the most viewed threads on
this entire site so he had to have been doing something right. Muff
thread aside, JHale is one of the coolest posters I have ever read
anywhere on the internet. Just from what I know of him, when I have
kids one day, I want them to grow up with the attitude that that cat
has. He is no troll. He is not one to bitch and moan. He's one of the
best posters this messageboard has. How many more cool posters
are going to get frustrated out of this place?

Yeah the site was running smoother last night for a bit (it didn't last
the entire night) but this morning, its ironic: all the picture forums are
gone, hilarious flame wars and ammunition for future wars are gone
from Arielles, I can't complain but for the purposes of my argument -
State Your Take is gone. Selfishly, I can't enjoy the two things I
found most pleasurable about the site: not just garden variety
internet porn, but the finest models out there on the internet
meticulously selected after hours of gruelling research by a man who
is clearly an expert in the field; and, Popgear. YET THE SITE IS STILL
SLOW AS A MOFO!!!

I don't know what's going on behind the scenes and the webbies don't
need to read us all bitching when they are taking their valuable free
time to try and improve this place. Again, despite the tough talk, I
know Mezro and the others are doing all they can and recognize the
utility of being able to post pictures on a messageboard, but when -
thome- starts a thread to praise how brilliant a policy is around here -
you gotta know something ain't right!










EDIT: (after waiting 4 minutes for the page to refresh...) And Terry
too!! Totally undeserving of any pot shots. Its not unreasonable
under these circumstances for a member to make a post "hey
where's my thread...".

And before you can come back at me with "where's your contribution"...
I have the money, I have thought about contributing, but two things
have prevented me from doing so: (1) something that was said to me
in a conversation I had with a webbie once, which I am not at liberty to
discuss any further, and (2) I always get the feeling I am about to be
run out of here on a rail, given the bum's rush, so to speak. Know
what I mean, Gene?

[Hyman Roth]

Oh wierd!! For a few minutes there....I was getting pages refreshing as quick as .6 seconds. That was schweet! .

[Horatio]

Well now. It's still very slow here in the lab.

[Steve Savicki]

Originally posted by Hyman Roth
And before you can come back at me with "where's your contribution"...
I have the money, I have thought about contributing, but two things
have prevented me from doing so: (1) something that was said to me
in a conversation I had with a webbie once, which I am not at liberty to
discuss any further, and (2) I always get the feeling I am about to be
run out of here on a rail, given the bum's rush, so to speak. Know
what I mean, Gene?
Considering you've donated your time at DDLR, I believe you would've donated here.:)
Won't question any further about the situation(s), but thanks for considering.

[Guitar Shark]

Steve, your obsession with donations is truly incredible.

Please make a donation on Hyman's behalf, since it's so important to you.

[flappo]

mezro know's what he's doing , have faith in him and his mac !

[Steve Savicki]

Flaps, what do you think of the Leopard?