How many days can I go without masturbating?

[Terry]

Place your bets

[Panamark]

Hmmmmm....

When was the last time your cat copped a spray of love custard ???
That would determine my vote...

[rustoffa]

If you're thinking about quitting? Make the last session count. Valentines day is coming up (no pun intended), capitalize on that. Make a reservation for 2 @ a romantic restaurant. When you show up for the reservation, tell the hostess that you're waiting on your date, and to go ahead and seat you. Obviously, lots of couples will already be seated. Wait like 15 minutes, and pretend to be despondent. After another quarter of an hour, go to the bathroom and put tap water on your face. Proceed back to your reserved table and pretend to cry. Put your head on the table...cradle your face with one arm, and start wanking with the other. Everyone will feel sorry for you while your steadily wanking under the table. When you get to the tingly part, act like you're fixin' to leave, then run over and shoot off on some a random couple's table.

Holy shit, you've reached a new low!!

[VanHalener]

Damn Terry, you sure type fast with one hand. :)

[binnie]

Originally posted by rustoffa
If you're thinking about quitting? Make the last session count. Valentines day is coming up (no pun intended), capitalize on that. Make a reservation for 2 @ a romantic restaurant. When you show up for the reservation, tell the hostess that you're waiting on your date, and to go ahead and seat you. Obviously, lots of couples will already be seated. Wait like 15 minutes, and pretend to be despondent. After another quarter of an hour, go to the bathroom and put tap water on your face. Proceed back to your reserved table and pretend to cry. Put your head on the table...cradle your face with one arm, and start wanking with the other. Everyone will feel sorry for you while your steadily wanking under the table. When you get to the tingly part, act like you're fixin' to leave, then run over and shoot off on some a random couple's table.

Holy shit, you've reached a new low!!

Outstanding!

[binnie]

Terry, if you can go a week I'll be impressed (unless you;re getting laid that is....)

[Dan]

Masturbating When You Have A GirlFriend Is A Bad Thing?

Masturbating When You Are Married Is A Bad Thing?

Masturbating At Work Is A Bad Thing?

Masturbating In The SuperMarket While Reading The T.V. Is A Bad Thing?

Fuck This,I'm Jerking Off After I Post This.:)

[binnie]

Originally posted by Dan


Masturbating In The SuperMarket While Reading The T.V. Is A Bad Thing?



Funny story.

I worked for a major record chain for a long time (too fuckin' long but I had to fund my eduction somehow), and we also sold DVDs, including an adult section.

Now, in the UK you have to have a specail license to sell hardcore porn, and we didn't have one. The porn we sold was all soft core (basically no dick shots/ cum shots, no showing of actual penetration etc, yeah it sucks.) We had this regular customer in his fifties (fat and bald too) who used to buy this 'porn' and then bring it back because it wasn't (in best gruff voice) 'hard enough': we would then explain why that was and inform that he would go to a specialist store for what he wanted.

After months of his returning used DVDs for a refund and us repeating the explanation, I (as manager) had to inform him that we would no longer be accepting his custom. He kicked up a fuss but I basically told him to fuck off in a polite and non-aggressive way. So, I go back into the office and 10 minutes later receive a frantic phone call from the sales desk informing me that I needed to come and sort out a situation.

So, I go onto the shop floor to find this guy standing in front of the cashiers desk with his trouser down spanking his monkey whilst glaring at a sales girl!!!! (tiny little dick too.....)

Rarely have I been so shocked. Myself and the security guys took him out back and, er, 'persuaded' him not to return.

[Dan]

Originally posted by binnie
Funny story.

I worked for a major record chain for a long time (too fuckin' long but I had to fund my eduction somehow), and we also sold DVDs, including an adult section.

Now, in the UK you have to have a specail license to sell hardcore porn, and we didn't have one. The porn we sold was all soft core (basically no dick shots/ cum shots, no showing of actual penetration etc, yeah it sucks.) We had this regular customer in his fifties (fat and bald too) who used to buy this 'porn' and then bring it back because it wasn't (in best gruff voice) 'hard enough': we would then explain why that was and inform that he would go to a specialist store for what he wanted.

After months of his returning used DVDs for a refund and us repeating the explanation, I (as manager) had to inform him that we would no longer be accepting his custom. He kicked up a fuss but I basically told him to fuck off in a polite and non-aggressive way. So, I go back into the office and 10 minutes later receive a frantic phone call from the sales desk informing me that I needed to come and sort out a situation.

So, I go onto the shop floor to find this guy standing in front of the cashiers desk with his trouser down spanking his monkey whilst glaring at a sales girl!!!! (tiny little dick too.....)

Rarely have I been so shocked. Myself and the security guys took him out back and, er, 'persuaded' him not to return.

LMMFAO.

[Panamark]

I used to work with a dude that would rub himself against
a table as he watched women walk by the store window
in the street.. Dude was a Preacher on weekends too ! lol..

Back to Terry, I think Ms Palmer and her five daughters
have already been savagely raped since this post was
made !!

[Binky]

Binnie where the fuck do you live? May explain it.

[diamondsgirl]

I voted for 5 minutes.

Anyone can go 5 minutes.

Right?? :confused: :D

[Binky]

Does RSI count as an excuse to have a break?

[hideyoursheep]

Time for a "handicap"!

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[Terry]

Originally posted by hideyoursheep
Time for a "handicap"!

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Those boobies are huge!!

She is so young, so fresh-looking...

Must...not...touch...myself...

[hideyoursheep]

Originally posted by Terry
Those boobies are huge!!

She is so young, so fresh-looking...

Must...not...touch...myself...

Uh-oh!.........


http://i235.photobucket.com/albums/ee51/jani98005/3530.jpg

http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i254/SomaTragic/firehose.gif

http://i246.photobucket.com/albums/gg98/fireopal55/Fountain.gif

[NATEDOG001976]

Rub one out!!!

[Dan]

Damn,I Need A Very Cold Shower.

[NATEDOG001976]

Originally posted by Dan
Damn,I Need A Very Cold Shower.

No, just some hot tang!

Did I metion chicks are crazy??

[jhale667]

Originally posted by Terry

Must...not...touch...myself...


http://g.photos.cx/splooge0qj7vk-b62.gif


Too late. :D

[blonddgirl777]

Originally posted by binnie
Funny story.

I worked for a major record chain for a long time (too fuckin' long but I had to fund my eduction somehow), and we also sold DVDs, including an adult section.

Now, in the UK you have to have a specail license to sell hardcore porn, and we didn't have one. The porn we sold was all soft core (basically no dick shots/ cum shots, no showing of actual penetration etc, yeah it sucks.) We had this regular customer in his fifties (fat and bald too) who used to buy this 'porn' and then bring it back because it wasn't (in best gruff voice) 'hard enough': we would then explain why that was and inform that he would go to a specialist store for what he wanted.

After months of his returning used DVDs for a refund and us repeating the explanation, I (as manager) had to inform him that we would no longer be accepting his custom. He kicked up a fuss but I basically told him to fuck off in a polite and non-aggressive way. So, I go back into the office and 10 minutes later receive a frantic phone call from the sales desk informing me that I needed to come and sort out a situation.

So, I go onto the shop floor to find this guy standing in front of the cashiers desk with his trouser down spanking his monkey whilst glaring at a sales girl!!!! (tiny little dick too.....)

Rarely have I been so shocked. Myself and the security guys took him out back and, er, 'persuaded' him not to return.

You and my ol' man... :o :p

As soon as my husband turned 18, he got hired in a sex shop. A legal, well lit, sex shop who would sell hard core mags, videos, sex toys etc... the usual. And that was long before the internet.

So of course, he had "some" disgusting, also in their fifties (fat and bald too) bastards that would ask (without any shame at all) for harder core stuff; pedophily, bestiality, genuine rapes, excrements... all the illegal grossness that an 18 years old guy had never eaven seen!

His manager told him to remain polite and tell them that he didn't carry that nor did he know where to get it either...

My husband, wanting to keep his job (and especially all the benefits involved) never made a fuss about that but man, did he feel like beating the shit out of those disgusting old men!



Personally, I would have called the police on them (eaven if it would have turned out to be useless) because I really do beleive that if a man is fantasizing about little boys and rapes, he might just go ahead and make those fantasies cum true!

[hideyoursheep]

Originally posted by blonddgirl777
I really do beleive that if a man is fantasizing about little boys and rapes, he might just go ahead and make those fantasies cum true!

http://i127.photobucket.com/albums/p121/kristinelusero/priests.jpg



http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a151/m00nh34d/repenthouseprod.jpg



http://i46.photobucket.com/albums/f144/Shannanagains/b0720.gif


:D

[jhale667]

:lol:
I'm suprised I never saw in copies of "Repenthouse" during my days as an altar-boy....lol

My best friend since Jr. High and I joke about how we must be the only two altar-boys in the history of Catholicism that never got "touched inappropriately".....

[binnie]

Originally posted by Terry
Those boobies are huge!!

She is so young, so fresh-looking...



binnie likey :D