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Diamondjimi
03-12-2008, 06:22 PM
NICKELBACK Frontman's Stunning Admission: "I Put My Own D*** In My Mouth' - Mar. 12, 2008

The Pulse of Radio reports that NICKELBACK frontman Chad Kroeger makes some startling revelations about himself in a new interview with Playboy magazine. The singer and guitarist admits that he had a lengthy career as a thief during his junior high and high school years in his Canadian hometown of Hanna, Alberta, admitting, "I broke into my junior high school about 11 times and found the combination to this walk-in safe. God, it was like my personal ATM." Kroeger also admits that he stole a small truck and spent some time in juvenile hall, adding, "I just thought it was fun to be bad."

Kroeger also cops to shoplifting, fighting, driving drunk and dealing drugs, but perhaps his most stunning admission is what he did once for a case of beer. Kroeger explained, "I put my own d*** in my mouth. I was 14 and much more flexible at the time. It was soft and required a lot of pulling. I really wanted that case of beer."

Kroeger is currently facing a drunk driving charge stemming from an incident on June 22, 2006, when British Columbia police stopped him for speeding and charged him with impaired driving. A recent attempt by his attorney to have the case thrown out because of an alleged unlawful search by the police was denied by the judge.

NICKELBACK is currently in "discussions" with its label over renegotiating its contract for substantially more money. Although the band has three albums left on its current deal, Kroeger told Playboy that his leverage is "not to record."

The band is expected to begin work on its next album later this year after a September series of arena shows in the UK.



FAG!!!

Loser did that for a case of beer. He must've smoked a mile of record exec. kakk !

Matt White
03-12-2008, 06:42 PM
JUst think what Spammy had to do....................

:oops:

YUCK!!!

blueturk
03-12-2008, 07:03 PM
"NICKELBACK is currently in "discussions" with its label over renegotiating its contract for substantially more money. Although the band has three albums left on its current deal, Kroeger told Playboy that his leverage is "not to record." "

Use that leverage! Don't record! Please!

ThrillsNSpills
03-12-2008, 08:16 PM
http://media.lvrj.com/images/1785573.jpg



either he's shocked

or wants more nicklecock.

Nickdfresh
03-12-2008, 09:00 PM
LOL He's not going to record the same two songs over and over again? He oughta take a pay cut and refund the $.99 I paid for that crap on Apple iTunes...


And he's continuing his delinquency of stealing, for the fans and the record company...And I wonder what Sam gives him to put his cock in his mouth?

Northern Girl
03-12-2008, 10:07 PM
http://i69.photobucket.com/albums/i68/gailef/monk.jpg

Northern Girl
03-12-2008, 10:08 PM
Like all guys don't try it...:D

DrMaddVibe
03-12-2008, 10:59 PM
I don't know what's worse.

Nicklecock sucking himself off for beer, or nicker00 buying Nickelcock on iTunes!

bueno bob
03-13-2008, 11:29 AM
Originally posted by Northern Girl
Like all guys don't try it...:D

I don't really think it happens all that frequently. When it dawns on you "What's going to happen if I nut, here?", that's usually deterrent enough right there from even trying...

:eek: :uck:

Nickdfresh
03-13-2008, 12:55 PM
Originally posted by DrMaddVibe
I don't know what's worse.

Nicklecock sucking himself off for beer, or nicker00 buying Nickelcock on iTunes!

Oh, 'scuse American mIdol-boy!!

That was before I knew they were a bunch of song-hook repeating douches:

Listen here! (http://www.thewebshite.net/nickelback.htm)

:D Fucking hysterical!!

Roy Munson
03-13-2008, 02:44 PM
So...does this mean Ron Jeremy is a fag, too?

Little Texan
03-13-2008, 08:11 PM
I think that any guy that will put his own dick in his mouth has got to be at least a little bit on the queer side, and will put other guys' cocks in his mouth, as well, IMO. It doesn't matter that it's your own dick, for the bottom line is it is a dick, and you put it in your mouth, which makes you a homo.

Little Texan
03-13-2008, 08:13 PM
If you'll suck your own dick, you'll suck any dick.

bueno bob
03-14-2008, 12:23 AM
Originally posted by Roy Munson
So...does this mean Ron Jeremy is a fag, too?

Oh yeah.

binnie
03-14-2008, 08:01 AM
Originally posted by Roy Munson
So...does this mean Ron Jeremy is a fag, too?

Ron is God.

That's all there is too it :D

Roy Munson
03-14-2008, 10:34 AM
Originally posted by Little Texan
If you'll suck your own dick, you'll suck any dick.


Well, it's a good thing you'll never be able to reach yours even with a 4-foot neck.

LoungeMachine
03-14-2008, 10:42 AM
Originally posted by bueno bob
I don't really think it happens all that frequently. When it dawns on you "What's going to happen if I nut, here?", that's usually deterrent enough right there from even trying...

:eek: :uck:

usually?

:confused:


:D

Little Texan
03-14-2008, 04:30 PM
Originally posted by Roy Munson
Well, it's a good thing you'll never be able to reach yours even with a 4-foot neck.

I don't even have the desire to!

MERRYKISSMASS2U
03-14-2008, 06:27 PM
Originally posted by Little Texan
If you'll suck your own dick, you'll suck any dick.

If you jerk off yourself, you're a manwhore too?

Devil's advocate

thome
03-14-2008, 08:18 PM
SHOULDN'T THIS THREAD BE IN THE GODDAMN GAY FORUM!!!!!

You and your goddamn fukkin sensibilities and your faggot needs have a forum on this very site.... for this goddamn fag lust BS!


MOVE IT YA FUKKIN MOD!!!!


PS FUKK YOU!

thome
03-14-2008, 08:19 PM
Oh and FUKK YOU FIRST YOU PUNK FAG BITCH!

thome
03-14-2008, 08:24 PM
SIX MOD POSTS ON THIS THREAD AND THERE YOU GO !!!!!!


FUKKIN BITCH FAG !!!!

Your all a bunch of ......HOMOS!

PS THERE IS A POLITICALLY CORRECT FORUM ON THIS VERY SITE!!

and it ain't the goddamn Music forum YOU FUKKIN FAGS!!!

SUKK A DIK !@

thome
03-14-2008, 08:26 PM
TAKE YOUR GODDAMN PICK UP LINES SOMEWHERE ELSE

THIS IS THE DAVID LEE ROTH MUSIC SITE NOT A GAY BAR


GET OFFF!!!!!

NOW!!!

thome
03-14-2008, 08:34 PM
306 views.... i bet 307 of them were hopeing for pictures.

FUKK YOU!

FUKK THIS.

IN THE MUSIC FORUM TOO .

Nickdfresh
03-14-2008, 10:14 PM
Originally posted by thome
SIX MOD POSTS ON THIS THREAD AND THERE YOU GO !!!!!!


FUKKIN BITCH FAG !!!!

Your all a bunch of ......HOMOS!

PS THERE IS A POLITICALLY CORRECT FORUM ON THIS VERY SITE!!

and it ain't the goddamn Music forum YOU FUKKIN FAGS!!!

SUKK A DIK !@


LOL The big, gay Thome meltdown has occurred!

Little Texan
03-14-2008, 10:17 PM
Originally posted by MERRYKISSMASS2U
If you jerk off yourself, you're a manwhore too?

Devil's advocate

You have a point, but you'll have to agree that there is a big difference between just placing one's hand on one's dick and placing one's mouth on one's dick.

Little Texan
03-14-2008, 10:22 PM
Originally posted by Nickdfresh
LOL The big, gay Thome meltdown has occurred!
Yep, I think something in this thread has struck a nerve! "Thou doth protest too much!"

thome
03-14-2008, 10:33 PM
Originally posted by Little Texan
Yep, I think something in this thread has struck a nerve! "Thou doth protest too much!"

Your personal guilt is evident.

MERRYKISSMASS2U
03-14-2008, 10:39 PM
suck a nigga's dick and have it shinin' like some dishes

Little Texan
03-14-2008, 10:40 PM
If you don't like it around here, thomo, then don't post here, it's that simple! No one here fucking likes your whiney, retarded, bitch ass, noways! May I suggest a new board for you where there are people just like you and subject matter that you can more identify with than here at the roth army? Click here. (http://www.nads.org/cgi-bin/ultimatebb.cgi) You're welcome!

thome
03-14-2008, 11:15 PM
PUSSY, I would click on sh!t you recommend so you go there and i'll stay here .

Everybody's happy...no?

You Cock Sukkers can all fukk off.

NOW!

thome
03-14-2008, 11:16 PM
IS THIS THREAD STILL HERE!!!!????????

WTF!!!!!

thome
03-14-2008, 11:31 PM
maybe I'll start one about Elton John's favorite position for optimum ......get my point?

WHO GIVES A FUKK ABOUT ALL THESE FAGS AND THIER GODDAMN DIKK!

Why is it at the DLR MUSIC Site it ain't about nothing but your interest in his cock sukking....

I bet your all sad there weren't any pics........

Every tv show these days has to have a token fag a "emasculated man."


Hey, you know why lesbians travel around with a posse of Fags cause it humiliates MEN!

Why do women let Fags design thier clothes ....?

You all look like teenage boys ....ever wonder why all the models are flat ,thin and tall....think about it...


FUKK THIS FAG SHIT

YOU can defend thier rites to your little hearts desire.. I think they are all a bunch of idiots.

Fools

keep your cokk in your pants if you can't use it rite.

I ain't threatened i'm ASHAMED .

Men real men don't go there.

Fukk a dogs ass it's the same fukk a monkey it's the same...

FREAKS!

Call me what you want but it don't change what you are.

politically correct is a goddamn JOKE!

BITEYOASS
03-14-2008, 11:53 PM
HAHAHA!!!! It's the beginning of the end for the overly serious Nickelhacks! Now if ole Kroger thinks being to suck his own cock proves his own manhood size, then I'd suggest that he go fuck himself! :D Pure butt rock at its greatest mediocrity! Hell, do ever notice that bands like nickelhacks and creed always start out with a single guitar playing in the backgroud. Must have been some corporate designed song making formula that the big record companies have been shoving down our throats all these years.

thome
03-15-2008, 12:09 AM
I sound like a monster... but it is all funny till your bud who can't deal with the guilt of being molested by some fagged out old man blows his brains out cause of guilt.

So be a fag ,talk fag talk ,have a great time .

I get edgy and pissed off at any mention of this sh!t.

It pisses me off all the isn't it just wonderfull he is so free and gay...


Ugg.


Women make me smile dudes with dudes and what they doo , is just stupid.

mybad

hey, how come a dikk in your ass makes you all of the sudden know how women are supposed to look with 400 pounds of make-up on thier face?

i'm all ate up....it never ends.....

Panamark
03-15-2008, 12:20 AM
Man....

I've never been that desperate for beer ??
Who paid him to do that ?? Some FAG ???
So he was a whore boy pulling tricks for
a FAG pervert ??

Geez, everyone knows you just go to a
quiet train station (with one station master)
and go to the opposite platform of the next
incoming train, and reach under the grill
and grab a fistfull of $2 dollar coins...

If you got big hands, theres usually enough
for 2 cases of beer and a pack of smokes..

Putting your cock in your own mouth ????
Not that Ive tried, but that would seem a little
anatomically difficult ?? Even with a good
6-7 inch hard on, thats gotta be some serious
back flexibility to get down there ???

Even if you could do it, I cant imagine that it
would be a turn on ????

Right there.. Thats Fucked up !!!!

Panamark
03-15-2008, 12:21 AM
I knew there was a myriad of reasons why I dislike Nickelback...

Little Texan
03-15-2008, 02:31 AM
Originally posted by thome
maybe I'll start one about Elton John's favorite position for optimum ......get my point?

WHO GIVES A FUKK ABOUT ALL THESE FAGS AND THIER GODDAMN DIKK!

Why is it at the DLR MUSIC Site it ain't about nothing but your interest in his cock sukking....

I bet your all sad there weren't any pics........

Every tv show these days has to have a token fag a "emasculated man."


Hey, you know why lesbians travel around with a posse of Fags cause it humiliates MEN!

Why do women let Fags design thier clothes ....?

You all look like teenage boys ....ever wonder why all the models are flat ,thin and tall....think about it...


FUKK THIS FAG SHIT

YOU can defend thier rites to your little hearts desire.. I think they are all a bunch of idiots.

Fools

keep your cokk in your pants if you can't use it rite.

I ain't threatened i'm ASHAMED .

Men real men don't go there.

Fukk a dogs ass it's the same fukk a monkey it's the same...

FREAKS!

Call me what you want but it don't change what you are.

politically correct is a goddamn JOKE!




Originally posted by thome
I sound like a monster... but it is all funny till your bud who can't deal with the guilt of being molested by some fagged out old man blows his brains out cause of guilt.

So be a fag ,talk fag talk ,have a great time .

I get edgy and pissed off at any mention of this sh!t.

It pisses me off all the isn't it just wonderfull he is so free and gay...


Ugg.


Women make me smile dudes with dudes and what they doo , is just stupid.

mybad

hey, how come a dikk in your ass makes you all of the sudden know how women are supposed to look with 400 pounds of make-up on thier face?

i'm all ate up....it never ends.....

This (http://www.plu.sg/main/facts_04.htm) explains why you are so seemingly opposed to anything homosexual in nature, especially this part:

Homophobia as internal anxiety redirected outwards

Some researchers have postulated that homosexuality is an anxiety-based phenomenon. Psychoanalytic theories suggest that homophobia is a result of repressed homosexual urges. Anxiety about homosexuality typically does not occur in individuals who are same-sex oriented. Instead, it usually involves individuals who are ostensibly heterosexual but have difficulty integrating their homosexual feelings or activity.

Henry Adams led a groundbreaking research project in 1996 to test the above theory. See the summary by Charlene Muehlenhard, PhD.

In brief, Adams et al studied 64 white heterosexual men. Through an attitudes questionnaire, they were divided into two groups: 35 were classified homophobic and 29 non-homophobic. Then the participants put on penile gauges and watched videos of heterosexual sex, male-male acts and lesbian acts (This was included because heterosexual men find lesbian sex highly arousing, while homosexual men are unaffected by it. It’s a very useful differentiator, ensuring that no homosexual men were mixed in the study group).

While watching the male-male porn, the homophobic group showed a greater degree of sexual arousal than the non-homophobic group.

The results lend support to the theory of homophobia as repressed homosexual desires. However, other explanations are possible and further research is needed.

Dude, face it, the reason you are so homophobic is because you're a repressed homosexual! It's ok, thome, you can come out of that closet, now! Don't worry, we can accept not only your mental retardation, but your homosexuality, as well! The truth shall set you free!

Dan
03-15-2008, 03:01 AM
Damn,At 14 Years Old,I Was Trying To Put My Fingers In A Hair Pie.:)

thome
03-15-2008, 03:03 AM
Keep telling yourself that if it makes you enjoy more dikk up your ass have at it.

Now YOU of all people are going to tell me I have to understand it.

Well I don't....... why someone would say that if you don't want to be a faggot it really means you are.


AHHHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!



The mind set.... of the need ......to justify thier own sickness.

Fukk Off!

Ps. no matter what you say I'm still not interested you sukk all the dikk for me .

Make it your lifes work sukkin dikk for thome.be my guest.

Panamark
03-15-2008, 08:41 AM
Who's phobic about Homo's ??
The pink brigade just had their annual march in Sydney
last week...
If they want to oil their torso's and run around in their
Mothers undies, who am I to disrupt proceedings.
They are obviously totally balanced human beings
:eek:

Im more concerned with putting your cock in your mouth
for a case of beer when there are so many easier ways
to obtain the case of beer !!

Like walking into a liquor shop. grabbing one then running
like all fuck ??

Chaddie has to do gay mini shows to get beer ??

Shit, what about raiding the good old beer fridges in your
mates dads garage ???

I reckon I could write a whole book on how to obtain a case of beer
that did not include dislocating your lower back and sucking
your own cock ??

Nickelbacks music suddenly makes sense now....
All ten different songs to the same riff and melody....

Nickdfresh
03-15-2008, 09:43 AM
Originally posted by thome
IS THIS THREAD STILL HERE!!!!????????

WTF!!!!!

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y240/Nickdfresh/funny-5.jpg
Thome, the early years

thome
03-15-2008, 10:04 AM
Originally posted by Panamark


Im more concerned with putting your cock in your mouth
for a case of beer when there are so many easier ways
to obtain the case of beer !!
I reckon I could write a whole book on how to obtain a case of beer
that did not include dislocating your lower back and sucking
your own cock ??



He evidenly loves the cock, I doubt it was about the beer.

I wonder what he would do for a bottle of 12 yr old scotch?

PS. Nikk, I don't really want to know it's a joke!

So don't analize my post and rearrange it to ,"thome need to know what some half assed singer will do for booze."

You bought the albums not me .

Nikkleback has always sounded lame to me never dug the -Form Song- rewritten under a new name.

ThrillsNSpills
03-15-2008, 10:55 AM
Chad Kroeger admits to tasting cock.

stay tuned to his next single:

mmph blpxxx pppsh ughh

hideyoursheep
03-15-2008, 12:06 PM
Originally posted by Panamark
Man....

I've never been that desperate for beer ??
Who paid him to do that ??






http://i128.photobucket.com/albums/p171/uscliberty/VanHalen.jpg

ppg960
03-17-2008, 04:33 PM
This is BS.
Fag posting / Self Cocksucking???
WTF??
I agree with Thome. Get this SHIT off of here.
Who gives a Fuck???

Diamondjimi
03-19-2008, 11:22 PM
"LOOK AT ALL THE HOMOPHOBES HEEERE TONIGHT!!!"

bueno bob
03-21-2008, 12:51 AM
Originally posted by LoungeMachine
usually?

:confused:



I didn't want to speak for Cadaverdog... ;)

jhale667
03-21-2008, 02:52 AM
Originally posted by Nickdfresh
LOL The big, gay Thome meltdown has occurred!

Thomo needs to come out of the closet already. :rolleyes:


Originally posted by diamondjimi
"LOOK AT ALL THE HOMOPHOBES HEEERE TONIGHT!!!"

:lol:


Originally posted by Little Texan
This (http://www.plu.sg/main/facts_04.htm) explains why you are so seemingly opposed to anything homosexual in nature, especially this part:

Homophobia is internal anxiety redirected outwards


Dude, face it, the reason you are so homophobic is because you're a repressed homosexual! It's ok, thome, you can come out of that closet, now! Don't worry, we can accept not only your mental retardation, but your homosexuality, as well! The truth shall set you free!

Exhibit A: Thomo secretly hungering for the cock. To quote the Jane's Addiction song, "Ted, just admit it."

It's not like we're gonna think you're MORE of a retard now...:D

cadaverdog
03-21-2008, 02:55 AM
Originally posted by bueno bob
I didn't want to speak for Cadaverdog... ;)

The only time I touch my pecker is to piss or wash it.
I use a sock when I choke my chicken so I don't make
prolonged contact with my own penis.
I make sure any chick that sucks my dick swallows to make
sure my spunk doesn't get on me.

Dan
03-21-2008, 02:57 AM
On BeHalf On The Sheep Pen,Thome Needs To Come Out Of The Closet.

jhale667
03-21-2008, 03:04 AM
Originally posted by cadaverdog
The only time I touch my pecker is to piss or wash it.
I use a sock when I choke my chicken so I don't make
prolonged contact with my own penis.
I make sure any chick that sucks my dick swallows to make
sure my spunk doesn't get on me.

So basically you're such a homophobe in your mind touching your own dick makes you gay?
You have issues, dude. :rolleyes: I'd imagine kissing your chick after she blows you freaks you out, too? :p

LoungeMachine
03-21-2008, 03:18 AM
Originally posted by cadaverdog
The only time I touch my pecker is to piss or wash it.
I use a sock when I choke my chicken so I don't make
prolonged contact with my own penis.
I make sure any chick that sucks my dick swallows to make
sure my spunk doesn't get on me.

LMAO


Fucking closet case.

:rolleyes:


:gulp:

thome
03-21-2008, 11:12 AM
Originally posted by Dan
On BeHalf On The Sheep Pen,Thome Needs To Come Out Of The Closet.

tHOME HUNGERS FOR THE 1/4 INCH COCK IN THE BOAT!!!

tHOME HAS HIS HAND ON THE 7 INCH -STICK PUSSY- IN HIS PANTS!!!

tHOME IS A TWO LESBIAN SASS-ASS-IS-FYER TRAPPED IN A FILTHY WHORES BODY HE HAS MORE THAN ENOUGH SWEET TO TAKE YOU BOTH ON OVER THE EDGE TO THE SPIRIT WORLD!!!

tHOME WILL GO DOWN ON YOUR SISTERS 1/4 INCH DIKK!!!

tHOME WILL SUKK THE SWEAT OFF OF A DIRTY FETISH WHORES ASS THEN SHOVE HIS LATEX 7 INCH -ELONGATED CLIT- RIGHT UP HER WAZZZOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

only interested parties need apply...see thome@ DLR ARMY DOT CREAM!!!

he is a sexy man!

next...?:eek:

PS.You must be 18 to ride this rollercoaster.



ROTH THE BITCH ON MUTHAS!!!!

thome
03-21-2008, 11:17 AM
I feel so free.............................!!!

LoungeMachine
03-21-2008, 11:19 AM
homo.

Me thinks Thou Dost Protest Too Much

thome,

We already know you to be a trailer dwelling drunk inbred....

Why do you think we'd think any lower of you because you hunger for the cock?

:gulp:

thome
03-21-2008, 11:46 AM
You com'n on to me?

I know you doo.

*install drinkie smilie toastie smilie drinkie good time smilie here*

lol

Vanessa
03-21-2008, 12:38 PM
He is a faggot!!!!!

cadaverdog
03-21-2008, 06:52 PM
Originally posted by jhale667
So basically you're such a homophobe in your mind touching your own dick makes you gay?
You have issues, dude. :rolleyes: I'd imagine kissing your chick after she blows you freaks you out, too? :p

I'll kiss her , but no tounge.

Do you go down on a woman AFTER you blow your wad in her?

cadaverdog
03-21-2008, 07:00 PM
Originally posted by LoungeMachine
LMAO


Fucking closet case.

:rolleyes:


:gulp:

Stalker.


Love that picture , at least the gender is correct.

Right , Lucy?

kwame k
03-22-2008, 12:01 AM
Originally posted by cadaverdog
I'll kiss her , but no tounge.

Do you go down on a woman AFTER you blow your wad in her?

C'dog, C'dog, C'dog you Misguided Miscreant..................Did you ever think maybe going down on her before you sent Johnny a'marching home? I'd tell you to go Google Foreplay but........we see where that got you in The Beatles thread.

You could leave your sock on:D

Here's a little sock hop video for ya...................
<object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/zTneO6UgRuM&hl=en"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/zTneO6UgRuM&hl=en" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object>

cadaverdog
03-22-2008, 02:24 AM
Originally posted by kwame k
C'dog, C'dog, C'dog you Misguided Miscreant..................Did you ever think maybe going down on her before you sent Johnny a'marching home? I'd tell you to go Google Foreplay but........we see where that got you in The Beatles thread.

You could leave your sock on:D

Here's a little sock hop video for ya...................
<object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/zTneO6UgRuM&hl=en"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/zTneO6UgRuM&hl=en" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object>

Actually Kwame , I was comparing kissing a chick after a
blow job to going down on one after you blew a nut in her.
If you stick your tounge in her mouth before she washes
it out what's the difference ?
I have no desire to taste cum , mine or anyone elses.

Do appreciate that Divinyls video , and I won't lie that bitch
and that song does it for me.
I've pleasured myself to that video before.

Saw the Divinyls once , they opened for Aerosmith the
same day the space shuttle Challenger blew up.
I had heard their music but never saw any pictures
of the band.
That chick came out with a skirt abot six inches too short
and put one foot on a monitor and started humping the
air .
Every dude in the place was trying to get a better look .
And she wasn't shy about showing them panties.
That bitch was smokin'.
Unfotunatly time was not kind to her , I saw her on a
show about whatever happened to... and she was old
and ugly.
About as bad as Kathleen Turner , she was hot but
now..... butt ugly.

Northern Girl
03-22-2008, 10:47 PM
You homophobes are good for a laugh anyway; not much else.

A 14-year old puts his little dick in his mouth on a dare. Who fucking cares.

cadaverdog
03-23-2008, 12:43 AM
I think it is time hetero sexuals who don't agree with the activities
of homo sexuals coin a new term .

Heterophobes : homos who can't accept the fact that heteros
that think homosexuals are sick fucks are not in the closet , they
realy think it's sick . The ones that justify their sickness by
insisting everyone is a homo but some just don't accept it.

If a man puts a dick in his mouth willingly whether it's his dick
or another mans , he is a HOMO.

Northern Girl
03-23-2008, 07:45 AM
Whether someone is a homo or not is not the issue. Why you are so afraid of it is the issue.

Phobia = fear of something. Get it?

Don't be afraid. The big homo's won't hurt you - well, unless you want them to.

Coyote
03-23-2008, 08:47 AM
Besides, homosexuality ain't nothing but a state of mind, brought on by a lack of love during childhood.

ThrillsNSpills
03-23-2008, 09:22 AM
Originally posted by Northern Girl
You homophobes are good for a laugh anyway; not much else.

A 14-year old puts his little dick in his mouth on a dare. Who fucking cares.


see you next tuesday :D

Northern Girl
03-23-2008, 09:50 AM
Originally posted by ThrillsNSpills
see you next tuesday :D

So you're going to give it a try then?

Here's a tip. When I first heard about this 20 years ago, this is what I was told:

You lay on the floor on your back and throw your legs up over your head, and there you go.

Remember doing that in grade school in gym class? You had to first hold your legs straight up and do the bicycle. Then you drop your legs back so your toes hit the floor.

Glad I could help. Let us know how it goes...

Little Texan
03-23-2008, 12:05 PM
I don't understand why anyone would try, much less want to?







Unless their name was thome and they were hungry for da cock! :D

thome
03-23-2008, 12:40 PM
Originally posted by Little Texan
I don't understand why anyone would try, much less want to?







Unless their name was thome and they were hungry for da cock! :D

DIK 4!:)

cadaverdog
03-24-2008, 12:37 AM
Originally posted by Northern Girl
Whether someone is a homo or not is not the issue. Why you are so afraid of it is the issue.

Phobia = fear of something. Get it?

Don't be afraid. The big homo's won't hurt you - well, unless you want them to.

1.That's not the point , I don't care what they do as long as I don't
have to witness it.
But I am offended when someone pulls the homophobe card out on
everyone who disagrees with that lifestyle.
I don't like raw onions but I'm not scared of them.
Dislike does not equal fear.
Do DLR fans suffer from Sammyphobia?
2. Some homos would hurt you.
Some pedophiles are homos.
Males do rape other males , and the ones that do are homos.
I don't care if I got locked up for life without parole , I still
wouldn't turn gay .I would just whack off just like I do when
the old lady's not in the mood.( which is too often)

hideyoursheep
03-24-2008, 07:14 AM
Anybody have any personal lesbian crossover stories they want to tell while there here?


You know, getting a lesbian to crossover to your side.:D

hideyoursheep
03-24-2008, 07:26 AM
Originally posted by Northern Girl
You homophobes are good for a laugh anyway; not much else.
I dunno what's worse. Homophobes, or Nickleback fans.

I know who I'd rather hang with.





A 14-year old puts his little dick in his mouth on a dare. Who fucking cares.

But it's a 14 year-old Choad Kroeger!
That makes it funny as hell!






Uh, do you have any kids?



Ah, forget it.

Northern Girl
03-24-2008, 12:38 PM
Originally posted by hideyoursheep
I dunno what's worse. Homophobes, or Nickleback fans.

I know who I'd rather hang with.

But it's a 14 year-old Choad Kroeger!
That makes it funny as hell!

Uh, do you have any kids?
Ah, forget it.

I'm not a Nickleback fan, but I'd certainly rather hang with one that a bunch of pussies that try to prove their manhood on the internet by intending to insult someone by calling them a fag or a homo or gay.

The story itself was pretty funny. And that's all it should have been. But that's NOT why it was posted.

Aw too bad, you tried to be a smart ass, instead you were just an ass!

cadaverdog
03-24-2008, 10:18 PM
Originally posted by Northern Girl
I'm not a Nickleback fan, but I'd certainly rather hang with one that a bunch of pussies that try to prove their manhood on the internet by intending to insult someone by calling them a fag or a homo or gay.

The story itself was pretty funny. And that's all it should have been. But that's NOT why it was posted.

Aw too bad, you tried to be a smart ass, instead you were just an ass!

Any guy knows if you tell other guys you tried to or succeded
in sucking your own dick , you will be labeled a fag.
If you tell a guy a guy that and he is a fag , he will
probably offer you his dick to suck.
Letting a man suck your dick also makes you a fag.

Would it be more acceptable if we just called this guy a
cocksucker instead of homo , gay or fag?

hideyoursheep
03-25-2008, 01:10 AM
Originally posted by Northern Girl

Aw too bad, you tried to be a smart ass, instead you were just an ass!

So what's new?:D

Diamondjimi
03-27-2008, 01:37 AM
Originally posted by cadaverdog
Any guy knows if you tell other guys you tried to or succeded
in sucking your own dick , you will be labeled a fag.
If you tell a guy a guy that and he is a fag , he will
probably offer you his dick to suck.
Letting a man suck your dick also makes you a fag.

Would it be more acceptable if we just called this guy a
cocksucker instead of homo , gay or fag?

Wow ,you are officially The Grand Poobah of all things "FAG".

Keep up the good work!:rolleyes:

cadaverdog
03-27-2008, 01:53 AM
Originally posted by diamondjimi
Wow ,you are officially The Grand Poobah of all things "FAG".

Keep up the good work!:rolleyes:

I actually am live and let live as far as homos go.
But the idea that if you don't accept it as normal , you're gay
propaganda is just that. Propaganda.
Put out by people who won't accept the fact that everyone is
not gay.

Diamondjimi
03-31-2008, 10:30 PM
Whatever. Chad Kroeger put coch in his yap for free beer. Be it his own or someone else's , he's tasted da coch!
That's a pretty gay act in itself...

cadaverdog
04-01-2008, 02:02 AM
Originally posted by diamondjimi
Whatever. Chad Kroeger put coch in his yap for free beer. Be it his own or someone else's , he's tasted da coch!
That's a pretty gay act in itself...

There will come a day when he is no longer a musician.

But he will always be a cocksucker.

Diamondjimi
04-02-2008, 12:30 AM
Originally posted by cadaverdog
There will come a day when he is no longer a musician.

But he will always be a cocksucker.


Can't argue with that one.........