Chad Kroeger admits to tasting cock!

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  • Diamondjimi
    DIAMOND STATUS
    • May 2004
    • 12086

    Chad Kroeger admits to tasting cock!

    NICKELBACK Frontman's Stunning Admission: "I Put My Own D*** In My Mouth' - Mar. 12, 2008

    The Pulse of Radio reports that NICKELBACK frontman Chad Kroeger makes some startling revelations about himself in a new interview with Playboy magazine. The singer and guitarist admits that he had a lengthy career as a thief during his junior high and high school years in his Canadian hometown of Hanna, Alberta, admitting, "I broke into my junior high school about 11 times and found the combination to this walk-in safe. God, it was like my personal ATM." Kroeger also admits that he stole a small truck and spent some time in juvenile hall, adding, "I just thought it was fun to be bad."

    Kroeger also cops to shoplifting, fighting, driving drunk and dealing drugs, but perhaps his most stunning admission is what he did once for a case of beer. Kroeger explained, "I put my own d*** in my mouth. I was 14 and much more flexible at the time. It was soft and required a lot of pulling. I really wanted that case of beer."

    Kroeger is currently facing a drunk driving charge stemming from an incident on June 22, 2006, when British Columbia police stopped him for speeding and charged him with impaired driving. A recent attempt by his attorney to have the case thrown out because of an alleged unlawful search by the police was denied by the judge.

    NICKELBACK is currently in "discussions" with its label over renegotiating its contract for substantially more money. Although the band has three albums left on its current deal, Kroeger told Playboy that his leverage is "not to record."

    The band is expected to begin work on its next album later this year after a September series of arena shows in the UK.




    FAG!!!

    Loser did that for a case of beer. He must've smoked a mile of record exec. kakk !
    Trolls take heed...LOG OUT & FUCK OFF!!!
  • Matt White
    • Jun 2004
    • 20565

    #2
    JUst think what Spammy had to do....................

    ops:

    YUCK!!!

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    • blueturk
      Veteran
      • Jul 2004
      • 1883

      #3
      "NICKELBACK is currently in "discussions" with its label over renegotiating its contract for substantially more money. Although the band has three albums left on its current deal, Kroeger told Playboy that his leverage is "not to record." "

      Use that leverage! Don't record! Please!

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      • ThrillsNSpills
        ROTH ARMY ELITE
        • Jan 2004
        • 6627

        #4




        either he's shocked

        or wants more nicklecock.

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        • Nickdfresh
          SUPER MODERATOR

          • Oct 2004
          • 49205

          #5
          LOL He's not going to record the same two songs over and over again? He oughta take a pay cut and refund the $.99 I paid for that crap on Apple iTunes...


          And he's continuing his delinquency of stealing, for the fans and the record company...And I wonder what Sam gives him to put his cock in his mouth?

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          • Northern Girl
            Full Member Status

            • Jan 2004
            • 3958

            #6
            Same ole song and dance...

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            • Northern Girl
              Full Member Status

              • Jan 2004
              • 3958

              #7
              Like all guys don't try it...
              Same ole song and dance...

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              • DrMaddVibe
                ROTH ARMY ELITE
                • Jan 2004
                • 6682

                #8
                I don't know what's worse.

                Nicklecock sucking himself off for beer, or nicker00 buying Nickelcock on iTunes!
                http://i185.photobucket.com/albums/x...auders1zl5.gif
                http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c4...willywonka.gif

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                • bueno bob
                  DIAMOND STATUS
                  • Jul 2004
                  • 22942

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Northern Girl
                  Like all guys don't try it...
                  I don't really think it happens all that frequently. When it dawns on you "What's going to happen if I nut, here?", that's usually deterrent enough right there from even trying...

                  :eek:
                  Twistin' by the pool.

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                  • Nickdfresh
                    SUPER MODERATOR

                    • Oct 2004
                    • 49205

                    #10
                    Originally posted by DrMaddVibe
                    I don't know what's worse.

                    Nicklecock sucking himself off for beer, or nicker00 buying Nickelcock on iTunes!
                    Oh, 'scuse American mIdol-boy!!

                    That was before I knew they were a bunch of song-hook repeating douches:

                    Listen here!

                    Fucking hysterical!!

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                    • Roy Munson
                      Veteran
                      • Feb 2004
                      • 1526

                      #11
                      So...does this mean Ron Jeremy is a fag, too?
                      Originally posted by ELVIS
                      I guess you're right...

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                      • Little Texan
                        Full Member Status

                        • Jan 2004
                        • 4579

                        #12
                        I think that any guy that will put his own dick in his mouth has got to be at least a little bit on the queer side, and will put other guys' cocks in his mouth, as well, IMO. It doesn't matter that it's your own dick, for the bottom line is it is a dick, and you put it in your mouth, which makes you a homo.

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                        • Little Texan
                          Full Member Status

                          • Jan 2004
                          • 4579

                          #13
                          If you'll suck your own dick, you'll suck any dick.

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                          • bueno bob
                            DIAMOND STATUS
                            • Jul 2004
                            • 22942

                            #14
                            Originally posted by Roy Munson
                            So...does this mean Ron Jeremy is a fag, too?
                            Oh yeah.
                            Twistin' by the pool.

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                            • binnie
                              DIAMOND STATUS
                              • May 2006
                              • 19145

                              #15
                              Originally posted by Roy Munson
                              So...does this mean Ron Jeremy is a fag, too?
                              Ron is God.

                              That's all there is too it
                              The Power Of The Riff Compels Me

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