Greetings Redheads!!

[Sammy Roy Hagar]

Hey Redheads!

Yeah, its been a while. I know. But dig this, the band has been kicking it so hard -- even past '5150' if you believe. I would say we are into Bosepheus mode, if ya can dig that shit.

I think I just came up with another 'fucked up' mode here -- red rocking 55 -- this is the shit....THE SHIT!
The pedal is to the metal, jive. 'WFO', its WIDE FUCKING OPEN (and I aint talkin' bout LOVE, heheheh.).

Enough of that jive-talkin'. Sammy is here and back to get reaquainted with many of my die-hard fans.

And yes, I will address the Eddie/VH situation right about............................................. ............................










Now.

Eddie has his share of problems and from what I gather its the same shit, but a different day you see.

























That's all I know.

Back to the red rocking 55! Yeah, Mike has been in good spirits lately. He's kicking it '5150' with the Mad Anthony Express playing all the classic Van Halen tunes. He won't play the Van Hagar stuff 'cause my brother knows just WHO those songs should be sung by.



ME.



'Cause I am an artist much like a painter on a quiet, gay, Sunday afternoon, I give to live and ya gotta LIVE IT UP, if you know what I'm saying. Bad-ass shit right there.

Anyhow, Mike and myself have just started writing together for the first time in over a decade! Yup, and the shit we got cooking up, brother, it'll make those ass hairs stand straight up!

Its really been inspiring. We are working on a demo called "UFO - Ugly Fucking Ox". Mike came up with a great riff.........what's that???? Yeah, fuck, MIKE WROTE A GUITAR RIFF!

Take that Eddie and shove it!

Aint that the truth!

:)

[binnie]

Originally posted by Sammy Roy Hagar
I would say we are into Bosepheus mode, if ya can dig that shit

Its really been inspiring. We are working on a demo called "UFO - Ugly Fucking Ox". Mike came up with a great riff.........what's that???? Yeah, fuck, MIKE WROTE A GUITAR RIFF!



:D

[Dan]

Same Old Bullshit,Just A Different Day With The RedSuckOnMyCockRocker.:)

[Matt White]

DISGUSTING

:mad:

[VanHalener]

I am not amused.

Fuck right the fuck off.

If this another alias messing with the hive you can kiss my Africanized ads.



Dick!

[VanHalener]

I am not amused.

Fuck right the fuck off.

If this another alias messing with the hive you can kiss my Africanized ass.



Dick!

[thome]

TAKE THAT GODDAMN PIC OUT OF YOUR AV YOU PUNK FUKK-UP!

[thome]

Is there any way to keep headfluffer on this jaggoffs title..?

INFINITEM.....ABONDANZZA....LONG TIME...?

i GIVE LOTS OF CREDIT TO mf'ERS WHO GOT MONEY OUT OF fools ...............JUST LIKE SPAMS POCKETS ARE DEEP!.

SO ARE THE TELEVANGELISTS IT'S THE SMANE THING!

DLIEXYICSIA IS NOT A MAFFING LATTER!

sPAMUELLA gROR rAYBAR FOR PRESICDENT!

[bueno bob]

Heya Sam! Always good to hear from the Red Rocker himself! I, for one, am HELLA EXCITED about the prospect of BRAND SPANKIN' NEW TUNES from Sammy and Mike!

I mean, fuck, short of Keri, it's all I live for, and THAT'S the truth!

Love ya Sam!

[kwame k]

Yo Sammy! Long time hater, first time poster!
Congrats on you're acting debut! I guess you wanted to start at the bottom and work your way up. You're just too humble not to say anything so I'll give you a cumming out party!

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[Matt White]

Originally posted by kwame k
Yo Sammy! Long time hater, first time poster!
Congrats on you're acting debut! I guess you wanted to start at the bottom and work your way up. You're just too humble not to say anything so I'll give you a cumming out party!

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HA!!!

Oh fuck...I thought the same thing the first time I saw that commercial....


HOLY SHIT!!! IT'S SPAMMY HAGGIS!!!:D

[kwame k]

Roth on, dude!

[VanHalener]

you simple minded fucktard!

Fuck off & don't mess with me again.

I snap necks!

Now fuck off!

[VanHalener]

me so angry.

[VanHalener]

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[VanHalener]

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[VanHalener]

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[VanHalener]

You are so lucky I don't know where you are.

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[VanHalener]

I would beat you down nearly as nicely as this motherfucker would...

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You're lucky fuckface!

[VanHalener]

I will EAT YOUR FUCKING LUNCH.

FUCK YOU

This is how I would teach you the way of the Rothtard...

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[VanHalener]

FUCK YOU, BITCH!

[VanHalener]

School your ass


That's my game!
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Me sooooooooo angry!

FUCK YOU REDGOBBLER FANS!

[VanHalener]

Knock you out like this Sheep Pen Master
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Now I go to be with the peace keeper of the house...

FUCK YOU RED!

[VanHalener]

Anger makes me tired.

Taking your mother to bed...