A dry dog turd flew into the cab of my truck yesterday!!

[rustoffa]

So the day before yesterday, I hauled a bunch of junk to our local dump. Just all manner of stuff from my garage that got spring-cleaned. It was hot that day, and I just suffered through it without help from the sliding window. See, I knew that the vacuum created when that window was open would make shit fly into the cab.

I forgot all about that yesterday when I drove to the store. Turns out, since the tailgate was up during my junk hauling escapade, and I put it back up that stuff just lingered back there. Take for example the dog turd that flew into the cab yesterday- It was one of those dried white ones that had obviously fallen out of the old puppy box I hauled to the dump. It flew around inside the cab in one of those trash bag circles....(vacuum.) I thought it was like a moth cocoon until it hit me in the head. Then it fell in my lap and I realized it was a fucking dry dog turd!!

I hate that sliding window.

[Dan]

Your Dog Got Yeah.

[NATEDOG001976]

That is really freakin' amazing....

Nice!

[blonddgirl777]

Re: A dry dog turd flew into the cab of my truck yesterday!!

Originally posted by rustoffa
... it hit me in the head...

That's the kinda shit that'd make ME mad!

[Panamark]

From my smoking days, this happened to me about 5 times
I reckon.... Summertime, windows down, board shorts on,
smoking my ciggie, loud music.... Then the inevitable butt flick
out the window......

Whoosh !!! the sucker comes back in and lands right between
your legs, your first instinct is to raise yourself off the seat as
it starts burning your thighs, then the more you raise yourself,
the further down the fucker goes !! Talk about a burning ring of
fire !!!!
That was in my 69 Ford Falcon with leather seats, so cigarette
butts would slide nicely downwards towards the back crease
the more you lifted off the seat..

Anyone else had that happen ??? I might still have a little
battlescar on the back of one of my legs from that crap..

[blonddgirl777]

Originally posted by Panamark
...Anyone else had that happen ???...

Yes but not quite the same way...
(Them fuck'n board shorts)

From my smoking days, some old lady hit me from the back...
The cigarette fell off my fingers, into my shorts, impossible to find.
OUCH!

A cop who was there saw the whole thing... me, getting out of the car, creaming and shaking off that burning cig...
He said "Lady, please get back in the car..." and I yelled at him (mad) "Hell no, I've got a burning gigarette in my crotch"!

Thankfully... no scars.

[rustoffa]

It's kinda like not being pissed off at your kid for shitting in the living room!!

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[Panamark]

Awwwww...

What a cute mutt ! IS he fully grown Russ ??? Got some Paws
on him.....

[Panamark]

Originally posted by blonddgirl777
Yes but not quite the same way...
(Them fuck'n board shorts)

From my smoking days, some old lady hit me from the back...
The cigarette fell off my fingers, into my shorts, impossible to find.
OUCH!

A cop who was there saw the whole thing... me, getting out of the car, creaming and shaking off that burning cig...
He said "Lady, please get back in the car..." and I yelled at him (mad) "Hell no, I've got a burning gigarette in my crotch"!

Thankfully... no scars.

I hope he didnt think a gigarette was some kind of perverted
device !! :p