Welcome Back, Old Friend. We've Missed Ye.

[hitch1969©]

good ol h69 here.

sir flappo alerted moi that the motherfucking cocksucking tittyfucking goddammned ONE AND ONLY Diamond Motherfucking David Lee Roth ARMY is back in fucking business!!!

you've been missed, old friend. We're graced to have you back.

Good job to Mezro, icon, sarge?, whoever the fuck had a hand in restoring the righteousness. we thank you.

and to all our old friends from the site from back in the day...

good to be here with you all.

God bless the motherfucking cocksucking tittyfucking goddammned ONE AND ONLY Diamond Motherfucking David Lee Roth ARMY!

things are right, once again. the interwebs is good.


THE WOMEN!!

=h=

[Susie Q]

The planets have aligned, hitch has made a return...I see a lot of old familiar faces.

We will need and I request the "Fuck Christmas in the Bloody Ass" annual reading...

Thanks.

[Dr. Penis]

Mom,
Fuck me in the ass.

Your son,
Dr. Penis

[Susie Q]

Mom,
Fuck me in the ass.

Your son,
Dr. Penis

I know, I can't believe it either!!:eatit:

[hitch1969©]

nasty.

THE WOMEN!!

=h=

[Mezro]

Good job to Mezro, icon, sarge?, whoever the fuck had a hand in restoring the righteousness. we thank you.

Thank Icon and Sarge. The only fucking thing I do is break shit, piss people off, and fully revel in the madness that ensues.

Mezro...good to see you ya fucking jew...hit the menorah bong hard...

[hitch1969©]

Mezro.... i try to speak in the Mezro speak.

good job anyway. i thought maybe it was you since i saw that you started the we're back thread.

Mezro... howz I'm doin?

THE WOMEN!!

=h=

[Mezro]

You are doing a fab job of it Uncle Dimple. The whole Mez speak steak is a tough nugget to pop, drop, and roll. You just take the words, slather them with nonsense, and pound them like ground chuck (or, alternatively, Chuck Woolery). You keep slapping them sentences with salve until the bough breaks and the griddle cakes snap.

Mezro...so far, it is all aces and pudding faces hitch...keep up the fine brine...

[Steve Savicki]

'allo - Were both the hitch and the Mez part of the beta testing?
Good to see everyone back again.

[ThrillsNSpills]

The place definately needs a state of the art bonerfide Hitchrant.

ole number 2 baybeh

now if we could just get a Slapnuts Xmas Sack Rap.

then all the planets would all be aligned

n stuff

[Sarge]

good ol h69 here.

sir flappo alerted moi that the motherfucking cocksucking tittyfucking goddammned ONE AND ONLY Diamond Motherfucking David Lee Roth ARMY is back in fucking business!!!

you've been missed, old friend. We're graced to have you back.

Good job to Mezro, icon, sarge?, whoever the fuck had a hand in restoring the righteousness. we thank you.

and to all our old friends from the site from back in the day...

good to be here with you all.

God bless the motherfucking cocksucking tittyfucking goddammned ONE AND ONLY Diamond Motherfucking David Lee Roth ARMY!

things are right, once again. the interwebs is good.


THE WOMEN!!

=h=

We got the site back just in time for your Christmas Message this year!

[Coyote]

Somehow I feel cuntent.

Or maybe that's the kebab I just had...

[Redballjets88]

in all the years i have been around the army i believe this is the first time I have commented in the same topic as sarge. cheers

[Viking]

*WHEW* That was one helluva trip through the Stargate.

Wha...? Where am I?????? :D

[Pasadena Bunnie]

On behalf of my other alias, bantonelli, The ARMY ROCKS into '09 with Fresh Old Faces! I'm Feeling The LUV here at the ARMY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



ROTHARMY - ROTHFANS - DDLR ... The Few, The Proud.

[Viking]

Looks like that staff memo is gonna take a few days to circulate. There's still a lotta empty seats in this joint.

[Island Boy]

I have not been on in awhile, but its good to see the site back up!!!! WELCOME BACK

[Dr. Love]

Needs more copyright/trademark symbols©™

[flappo]

µµø$™ ∂3ƒ^~^™3¬¥

[LoungeMachine]

I miss your avatar from DDLR

:gulp:

[LoungeMachine]

And all was right with the world again.......

Thanks.

:gulp:

[rustoffa]

Thanks for bringing the site back!
:rockit2:

[Combat Ready]

All hail the return of the mighty Roth Army....Look at all the people here tonight--motherfuckers!

[fryingdutchman]

I still cunt fucking believe that we're back.

[Rebel]

Glad to see this place back up and going.

[Julius]

Needs more cowbell.

[PumpedUpMidget]

It's just grate to see EVERYBODY back again....

[hideyoursheep]

Set of strings: $7


Replacing the snake the obese girl with stilettos just danced on: $300


Having RothArmy and all it's minions back online: priceless

[Viking]

Originally posted by Julius:
Needs more cowbell.

D'OH! :spank:

[ELVIS]

Awesome, and hello and thanks to everyone!

Hey Sarge, maybe the name could be changed what Hitch so eloquently said...

"The motherfucking cocksucking tittyfucking goddammned ONE AND ONLY Diamond Motherfucking David Lee Roth ARMY!"


LMAO!


This is awesome!


:elvis:

[VAiN]

I agree, it's great to have the site back! I'd like to offer up my graphic services when the time comes to redecorate this place.

[blonddgirl777]

Yyyep!
Glad it's back as well!

[Romeo Delight]

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!
:guzzle::guzzle::gun::

[binnie]

The whole motley crue in this thread.

Good times.

[DLRdelight!]

finally the army is back up and running!!! thank the makers!!!

[PHOENIX]

Wow lots of old faces. I guess i missed the big launch party.

[LoungeMachine]

Wow lots of old faces. I guess i missed the big launch party.

You must not be as much of a Roth Enthusiast as the rest of us... ;)

[DLR'sCock]

Merry Fucking Christmas!!!!

Good to see the Army back up and running!

[Dr. Penis]

Hi Penix, you silly goose.

[Sarge]

Thanks for placing a sticky on this thread and every thread the brilliant hitchBRAIN starts.

[WARF]

Why am I the last person to find out when this site is back up?

Welcome back sarge and hitchBRAIN!!!

[Amity75]

Thank fuck Rotharmy is back. Simple as that.

[GAR]

... just take the words, slather them with nonsense, and pound them like ground chuck (or, alternatively, Chuck Woolery).

Chuck Woolery's hot! Vonnie fucked him for like, 2 minutes and two seconds.

GRATE!

[Hollywood Jesus]

Just happy to see the site back. Been without a fix of =VH= and you bunch of crazy bastards. God bless ya!

[tubbyk]

Arrgghhhh! At last this board is back up. I don't post much but I've missed reading all your comments and all the Van Halen and Dave love.

[GAR]

If this board was a piece of driftwood, I'd say we hit land!

Welcome back everybody! #1 DLR board is up and running!

[Mr. Vengeance]

WTF happened to my post total???? I am back down to under 3000! I haven't been a "crazy ass mofo" in ages. What the fuck?????

[Sarge]

Post count restored...

Breasts,
Sarge

[Diamondjimi]

WTF happened to my post total???? I am back down to under 3000! I haven't been a "crazy ass mofo" in ages. What the fuck?????

Same here. Lost a shit load when a certain mod took it upon himself to try and open up some bandwidth last year. I was well over 5000 ,easily...

I miss the Muff thread:tits: and The Official Diamondjimi Photoshop thread. Some friggin masterpieces are gone forever..:mad:

Lost a lot of post's when they were flushed...

[Joe Mannix]

Hello ya bastards!
always lurking!


hurry up & eat me,

Joe

[Mr. Vengeance]

Thanks Sarge!