Van Halen members and tasting of sperm

[Dr. Penis]

We KNOW that Gary did.

But, what other members of VH could have partaken in the gloriousness of the tasting of bleach tadpoles.

Imagine this scenario.

Fresh off the stage at the US festival, a zoinked Michael Anthony and completely sober David Lee Roth make a betover who can consume the most sperm.

Gallons and gallons of fresh, warm spunk is brought over from the tent of 'Til Tuesday, and the chugging contest begins.

or

Edward and Alex play a game in which they jerk off and stand 5 feet away from each other and try to shoot semen into each other's mouths.

I believe both scenarios could happen, or already did.

I will go on record as saying that all members of VH past and present have tasted sperm of one of the other members.

Your pal,
Dr. Penis

[hitch1969©]

dr penis is the penis man with the diabolical penis plan!!!

not a bad musician either...

check out some of his works:

http://www.supload.com/music/The-Christmas-Song-download-QKWH48UB23W0.html

http://www.megaupload.com/?d=GND0KQGU

http://www.supload.com/sound_confirm.php?get=731821623.m4a

http://www.supload.com/sound_confirm.php?get=1235296458.m4a

THE WOMEN!!

=h=

[Dr. Penis]

You forgot my newest one Hitch.

Bubblegum Cock !!!

Dedicated to Flappo.

[Mezro]

You can't argue with a guy named fucking Dr. Penis.

Mezro...scrub out that foreskin skippy and join the party...

[DEMON CUNT]

Downright homo-creepy!

[Diamondjimi]

Downright homo-creepy!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v204/Federaljim/MJ-Boys.jpg

Very!

[Dr. Penis]

It's not homo creepy, it's a fucking question.

So, I'm guessing you think that they haven't tasted sperm?

Haven't you ever hung out with musicians before?

They can be a depraved bunch of fuckers.

Never heard the stories about the guys from the Germs having to give each other head first so that the girls from the Go-Go's would give them head too?

Fuck.

Close minded bunch of fuckers around here, your hero DLR must be proud of your gay-bashing.

Fags,
Dr. Penis

[DEMON CUNT]

It's not homo creepy, it's a fucking question.



Quite possibly the least clever alias ever perpetrated upon the ROTH ARMY. Please try again.

If you are truly looking for stories about men blowing each other you might wanna look elsewhere. VHLinks, for example, might be a great place to start.

Dr. Penis=Homo-creppy 4 eva!

To the Dump with this bullshit already!

[Dr. Penis]

Dear Demon Cunt,
I cut my teeth at the Roth Army and Hitchworld when you were still in your Wolfie "bopping the bologna" stage.

I'm not an alias. Any of the old timers, including the Icon, Hitch, Flappo, SusieQ, etc, can attest to that.

This post was an homage to my first post ever at dlrarmy.com which had me banned in two days after causing an uproar circa 1999.

Your pal,
Dr. Penis

[DEMON CUNT]

Dear Demon Cunt,
I cut my teeth at the Roth Army and Hitchworld when you were still in your Wolfie "bopping the bologna" stage.

I'm not an alias. Any of the old timers, including the Icon, Hitch, Flappo, SusieQ, etc, can attest to that.

This post was an homage to my first post ever at dlrarmy.com which had me banned in two days after causing an uproar circa 1999.

Your pal,
Dr. Penis

Oh, my bad. I didn't realize that your bullshit was such an important part of ROTH ARMY history. Please continue to congratulate yourself for getting banned over such an incredibly stupid idea.

It took you two days to get banned? More like Dr. Pussy.

An "old timer" with 5 posts? That's one every two years. See you in 2010 for another homo-creepy message sure to set the ROTH ARMY ablaze with controversy.

[Dr. Penis]

Oh my fucking God. My posting history was wiped out with the end of ARMY 1.0.

Incredibly stupid idea? Definitely.

Your response to it? Stupider.

Kill yourself,
Dr. Penis

[DEMON CUNT]

Oh my fucking God. My posting history was wiped out with the end of ARMY 1.0.

Incredibly stupid idea? Definitely.

Your response to it? Stupider.

Kill yourself,
Dr. Penis

Ah, shucks. To have such a rich legacy of accomplishment wiped out by a software upgrade must break your little heart.

Here's to a long future of self-congratulatory tribute posts to your obsession with male genitalia and the fluids they secrete. May posts 7,8, and 9 bring you as much joy as the first 6.

Enjoy yourself.

[Dr. Penis]

Yes, my rich legacy, out the window, only to live on at Hitchworld.

What I am enjoying most about this thread is this:

You are the only one stupid enough to bite on a troll so silly that it ended eight/nine years ago. Everyone else knows to stay out of a Dr. Penis thread.

Dance, puppet, dance.

Your pal,
Dr. Penis

[DEMON CUNT]

Yes, my rich legacy, out the window, only to live on at Hitchworld.

What I am enjoying most about this thread is this:

You are the only one stupid enough to bite on a troll so silly that it ended eight/nine years ago. Everyone else knows to stay out of a Dr. Penis thread.

Dance, puppet, dance.

Your pal,
Dr. Penis

Ah, yes. Here comes the inevitable "the tables have turned on you" flap. Nice try.

[Dr. Penis]

No need to try. There is no need for the table to turn. The "table" had a sign on it that read, "Don't touch" and you were attracted to that, as well as the topic of conversation.

You are gay. You are projecting your insecurities about homosexuality toward me.

It's okay, be gay, enjoy the caaaack. It's your right, Prop 8 be damned.

Don't get all choked up, embrace your gayness, don't be sad.

What will be sad, however, is since you can't keep your mouth shut, your beloved Army, and it is your beloved Army, Demon Cunt of 3,089 posts, will be welcomed back with a thread entitled, "Van Halen members and tasting of sperm" with the most responses on the first page of Main.

In Christ,
Dr. Penis

[Dr. Penis]

Here's conmee, telling the world that he brought the army back for people like me.

http://hitchworld1969.com/CIRCLEofTRUST/topic.cgi?forum=1&topic=1815


Assfucked,
Dr. Penis

[Dr. Penis]

Demon Cunt is my bitch.

Look at how he had to go back and edit all his posts when he tries to respond to me to add little zingers.

I think, nay, I know this deserves to be stickied.

Your pal,
Gay Hagar {You silly gooses!}

[VanHalener]

I got a blowjob from the girl next to me at my first Van Halen concert. Nobody in the band was involved, except for providing the mood music.

[DEMON CUNT]

You are gay. You are projecting your insecurities about homosexuality toward me.

It's okay, be gay, enjoy the caaaack.


Says who? A ROTH ARMY member (ahem!) obsessed with male genitalia and semen. Your keen fetish of man parts is not only reflected by the subject matter of your posts, but by your screen name and signature and location.

It is glorious irony in it's highest form when one, like you, who obviously reaps great joy by posting messages filled with bizarre homosexual imagery; call someone else "gay."

I truly enjoy the fact that you spent over half an hour composing THREE responses to my last post in a desperate scramble to recover from the embarrassment you have suffered within your own thread.

Ha! Ha! I laugh in your face!

[Dan]

Cunt Vs Penis.:D

[hideyoursheep]

Folks, we've just witnessed history.....






...first time ever a penis has beaten itself...



Q: where's the fun in that?

A: there isn't any.

[Dr. Penis]

Ah yes, the bizarre irony of it all. I think you may be finally figuring it out.

:hagar1: :drpenis:

Know that inside, people are laughing at you, not with you.

We all know what a penis doctor is, but what exactly is a demon cunt?

Have a seat on my couch, and we can talk about your issues.


Your pal,
Dr. Penis

[DEMON CUNT]

Know that inside, people are laughing at you, not with you.


Hardly. But if that helps you avoid feelings of complete humiliation, what the hell. Enjoy.



We all know what a penis doctor is, but...


Maybe not, allow me to help clear the air on this one.

Dr. Penis: An adult male ROTH ARMY member who resorts to accusing others of homosexuality due to his limited arsenal of come backs and insults. His own feelings of sexual frustration and denial cause him to lash out with unusual graphic male sexual imagery. Proud long time author of gay themed Van Halen fan fiction. Male genitalia and semen are common themes in every aspect of his vast and historic body of work.



what exactly is a demon cunt?


Thank you for asking.

Demon Cunt: The ROTH ARMY legend who dissected your silly sperm encrusted self tribute thread to expose the pain and shame that obviously lingers deep in your soul. The one who has caused you to foolishly flail about in many desperate attempts to take back your thread.



Have a seat on my couch, and we can talk about your issues.


Um, yeah. I think I'll pass on your offer, Jeffrey Dahmer. I do not wish to participate in any of your homo-creepy fantasies. Like I said before, you might be able to find others who share your fetishes over at VHLinks.

[Dr. Penis]

I am now your signature.

Fuckin' Awesome

Thanks, cunt.

Your pal,
Dr. Penis

[DEMON CUNT]

I am now your signature.

Fuckin' Awesome

Thanks, cunt.

Your pal,
Dr. Penis

Yes, my signature space is reserved as a special place to display only the most foolish and stupid of statements made by ROTH ARMY members like you.

The extremely sophomoric and ironic nature of your statement made this addition to my sig undeniably appropriate. You share this honor with previous inductees such as sadaist, 4moreyears, scamper, Lqskdiver, and BigBadBrian.

Congratulations.

[Diamondjimi]

Hardly. But if that helps you avoid feelings of complete humiliation, what the hell. Enjoy.



Maybe not, allow me to help clear the air on this one.

Dr. Penis: An adult male ROTH ARMY member who resorts to accusing others of homosexuality due to his limited arsenal of come backs and insults. His own feelings of sexual frustration and denial cause him to lash out with unusual graphic male sexual imagery. Proud long time author of gay themed Van Halen fan fiction. Male genitalia and semen are common themes in every aspect of his vast and historic body of work.



Thank you for asking.

Demon Cunt: The ROTH ARMY legend who dissected your silly sperm encrusted self tribute thread to expose the pain and shame that obviously lingers deep in your soul. The one who has caused you to foolishly flail about in many desperate attempts to take back your thread.



Um, yeah. I think I'll pass on your offer, Jeffrey Dahmer. I do not wish to participate in any of your homo-creepy fantasies. Like I said before, you might be able to find others who share your fetishes over at VHLinks.


http://biboz.net/humor/piss-owned.jpg

:guzzle:

[Dr. Penis]

Um, you do realize that you are feeding a troll, right?


Your pal,
Dr. Penis

[Dr. Penis]

Flappo, get out your ban hammer.

It just takes my word,
Dr. Penis

[Diamondjimi]

Um, you do realize that you are feeding a troll, right?


Your pal,
Dr. Penis

Who's the troll here?

[Diamondjimi]

It just takes my word,


Which word? Penis ,semen, erection,testicles,anal leakage!?!?!

Do tell!:cato:

[Dr. Penis]

Diamond Jimi licked shit off the spoon
Over hard black cocks Jimi would swoon
He did protest too much
About gayness and such
We all hope that he's coming out soon

[Dr. Penis]

Demon Cunt spent some time in the clink
You can tell cuz he's sporting bad ink
Tattooed men, hairy bears
Popped his cherry in there
The egg nog from their cocks he would drink

[Dr. Penis]

I am that prison's physician
Fucking demon cunt's ass with precision
How he screams and he squirms
His ass swallows my worm
As I look at his taint with derision

[Dr. Penis]

Lost the bet, but will Demon cunt welch?
20 truckdriver asses he'll felch
Demon cunt, he don't care
How that cum got in there
When he's done he'll let out a jizz belch

[DEMON CUNT]

Dr. Penis obsessed with the gay
Has little much else to say
Of balls and cocks
Is all that he talks
From such subject unable to sway

Dr. Penis with theory quite narrow
Had visions of gay bordello
Thought only of sperm
This went on long term
Til came the love o' the right fellow

Dr. Penis with IQ quite low
Longed for all the cocks he could blow
He couldn't stop dreamin'
Of balls full of semen
And wanted us all to know

[Dr. Penis]

Demon Cunt tried to butt fuck the young
It was gross how he wanted their bung
And he loves how it tastes
Drinking semen milk shakes
While he cradles their balls with his tongue

[Dr. Penis]

He says that I act really creepy
But then tries to act just like me
It's sad, but okay
Now we know cunt is gay
Imitation is my flattery

[Dr. Penis]

Demon cunt with a hunger for gash
Plunged his dick into homo shit grass
Now he has H.I.V.
Shouldn't have drank all that pee
Expelling gallons of cum from his ass

[Dr. Penis]

Demon Cunt with a cock swizzle stick
Punctures the foreskin on my dick
He chews and he gnaws
All the shit off my balls
Round the head of my johnson he licks

[Dr. Penis]

Demon cunt likes his gay sex so rough
So one foot long is never enough
He gets down on his knees
Sucking one...two..no, three !!!
He's in heaven when he's fingercuffs

[Dr. Penis]

I wondered where'd Demon Cunt go?
Is he off at gay bars, that homo?
In the back room with Roth
He asks David to cough
While he massages his testicles slow

[Dr. Penis]

Demon Cunt dreams of time in the navy
Taking mouthfuls of young sailor gravy
On the poopdeck he calls
For inspections of balls
While he gargles up those semen babies

[Dr. Penis]

How many cocks can Cunt fit in his mouth?
Is the game for the negroes down south
Dipping darkness in cream
Demon Cunt's mouth they will ream
Thirteen 10 inchers is the winning amount

[Dr. Penis]

Demon Cunt's dander is up
While he drinks X-mas cum from a cup
What a gay treat for moi
He'll be calling me Pa
While I stick my Doc dick up his butt

[Dr. Penis]

I got a blowjob from the girl next to me at my first Van Halen concert. Nobody in the band was involved, except for providing the mood music.

Thanks for staying on topic, VanHalener.

Great post.

Your pal,
Dr. Penis

[Dr. Penis]

Demon Cunt has appeared to surrender
His maleness to become a new gender
When they cut off his thing
The Cunt started to sing
And he went on a cum drinking bender

[Dr. Penis]

I've literally got thousands more...

[Diamondjimi]

I gotta admit Dr.Penis . You have mastered Fagspeak like no other before you...
You must be very proud.

You make Jm.J. Bullock sound like a raging heterosexual next to you...

This is officially now...
THE GAYEST THREAD IN ROTH ARMY HISTORY!!!

Dr.Penis= Troll of the year !:monekyr:

[DEMON CUNT]

I've literally got thousands more...

Wow, you put a lot of time and effort into that. You gave birth to a virtual Sistine Chapel of self-loathing gay prose.

Why puss out now? My original points are only proven to a greater extent by every one of your vividly outlandish responses.

[Dan]

Why Is This Thread STILL In Main?

[Dr. Penis]

Don't worry, I'm not going anywhere.

Your pal,
Dr. Penis

[Dr. Penis]

Why Is This Thread STILL In Main?

Awesome, Totally Awesome !!!

Your pal,
Dr. Penis

[Dr. Penis]

Diamond Jimi and Cunt in a tryst
Jimi chews off his bloody cock cysts
It's so graphic,it's gross
Cunt loves wart cocks the most
When they finish they gargle my piss

[Dr. Penis]

Everytime that Demon Cunt posts, an angel gets it's wings.

Your pal,
Dr. Penis

[Dr. Penis]

Demon Cunt wears assless chaps
For a night of gay fucking, perhaps?
No, it's for a young horse
Who will fuck him, of couse!
Upon Demon's ass, he will tap

[Dr. Penis]

Demon Cunt finds it hard to explain
How this thread is still sitting in "Main"
Seems that Sarge is a fan
Of my sick penis plan
ON the top of the threads it remains

[Dr. Penis]

Elvish cock fills up his holes
Demon Cunt lapping semen from bowls
Could it be? No, it ain't !
Demon's shaving his taint
Cuz, he cannot resist penis trolls

[Dr. Penis]

Demon Cunt cries tears made of cum
Diamond Jimi will lick them up, YUM !
What a bunch of gay fags!
Dressed up in the best drag
Tickling balls with the tip of their tongues

[Dr. Penis]

I sent you a friend request, Demon Cunt.

[Diamondjimi]

Wow Dr.Fluffer.

41 posts ,90% of them in one thread. Quite an accomplishment for an alias troll....

[DEMON CUNT]

I sent you a friend request, Demon Cunt.

Of which I gladly accepted. Just know that I refuse to hate you as much as you clearly hate yourself.

I encourage you to continue to act out by posting your pitiful and autophobic homosexual visions until you come to place of peace that may allow you to forgive your Father (or whomever it may have been) for touching your pee pee and making you feel dirty. Euphoric feelings of forgiveness will surely follow. These feelings may allow you to shed the shame and fear that torment your soul and cause you to lash out in such vulgar ways.

[Dr. Penis]

I don't hate myself at all.

This is fun.

Thanks for playing.

Your pal,
Dr. Penis

[LoungeMachine]

Why Is This Thread STILL In Main?

Because ELVIS is too busy giving VV a teabag to bother......

:gulp:

[Dan]

Because ELVIS is too busy giving VV a teabag to bother......

:gulp:

How Dare He Do That.:elvis:

[Spc. Graner]

Dr. Penis obsessed with the gay
Has little much else to say
Of balls and cocks
Is all that he talks
From such subject unable to sway

Dr. Penis with theory quite narrow
Had visions of gay bordello
Thought only of sperm
This went on long term
Til came the love o' the right fellow

Dr. Penis with IQ quite low
Longed for all the cocks he could blow
He couldn't stop dreamin'
Of balls full of semen
And wanted us all to know

Dear Dr. Penis,

I am masturbating to this thread. Seriously, I am fondling my balls and masturbating my erect wiener to this hot thread. Damn, it's a steamy hot thread. My wiener and I have drawn the same conclusion. Much hotter than the sheep pen. For those of you wondering, I typed this with my chin as I stroked my aroused wiener and and fondled my moist balls. Dr. Penis, I love you. If anyone, and I mean anyone breaks your precious heart, I'll kick them in the head and punch their liver until they shit blood. Seriously. Ok, I came. All done. Federal prison is a lonely place.

Best,
Spc. Graner

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/41336000/jpg/_41336308_pile_reuters_blur.jpg

[Diamondjimi]

[QUOTE=Spc. Graner;1308009]Dear Dr. Penis,

I am masturbating to this thread. Seriously, I am fondling my balls and masturbating my erect wiener to this hot thread. Damn, it's a steamy hot thread. My wiener and I have drawn the same conclusion. Much hotter than the sheep pen. For those of you wondering, I typed this with my chin as I stroked my aroused wiener and and fondled my moist balls. Dr. Penis, I love you. If anyone, and I mean anyone breaks your precious heart, I'll kick them in the head and punch their liver until they shit blood. Seriously. Ok, I came. All done. Federal prison is a lonely place.

Best,
Spc. Graner

[QUOTE]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v204/Federaljim/ghey-ani.gif

[Dr. Penis]

Spc Garner,

Got any more pics?

Harecutt thinks I'm the bees knees.

Your pal,
Dr. Penis

[DEMON CUNT]

Wow, This thread just reached a whole new level of homo-creepiness.

It's nice to see that Dr. Penis has found someone special.

How will they know when it's love?

http://www.onlineseats.com/upload/concerts/704_con_sammy2.jpg

[Dr. Penis]

"I can't tell you, but it lasts forever."

[Dr. Penis]

Demon Cunt is now felching my hole
Siphon sucking my cum to a bowl
Diamond Jimi will eat
All that cum, what a treat !
Dr. Penis cum's good for the soul

[Dr. Penis]

Demon cunt has a very limp wrist
On my nipples he sucks and he twists
Soon he's down on all fours
Ooh la la, c'est l'amour
And he pushes back hard on my fist

[Dr. Penis]

Demon Cunt on a gay trip to Dallas
To check out the young cowboy phallus
What a pooftah he is
He'll be covered with Jizz
While he watches the "Absence of Malice".

[Dr. Penis]

In his youth, Cunt became altar boy
But in truth, he was a priest fuck toy
He would suck dick so nice
For the Body of Christ
All the priest cock would give him such joy

[Dr. Penis]

Demon Cunt likes to watch MMA
Watching naked men wrestle is gay
But too soon, his load blows
From his two inch long hose
Jocking Mike D to my dismay

[Dr. Penis]

Demon Cunt dressed in the leather, the gimp
And he asks for Flappo for his pimp
Catflap doth turn him down
For Cunt is an assclown
Whose blowhole makes a hard cock turn limp

[bueno bob]

I would try to find the deeper meaning in all of this, but I think the Sheep Pen is easier to decipher anymore...

I must say, however, that when speaking of Van Halen, using terms like "sucks dick", "cunts" and "fags" seems to be pretty run of the mill fare these days, and therefore this thread is probably the most accurate Main thread I've seen in quite some time.

Which is sadly unfortunate...

[Dr. Penis]

Bueno Bob and I making sweet love
He force clutches my dick with black glove
Strokes my dick with his mind
What sith-y good time
I get showered with piss from above.

[DEMON CUNT]

Dr. Penis back for more
Scars are deep when raised as Daddy's whore
As son he played a wife's role
With Father's pee pee filling his hole

Dr. P of a childhood wrought with pain
Raised with a taste of Daddy's main vein
With nightmares of Father's juice so sour
Turns to internet aliases for feelings of power

[Diamondjimi]

http://www.thefontman.com/troll_b_gone.gif

[Golden AWe]

Yes I've drank US beers too

[Coyote]

Yes I've drank US beers too

How'd it taste?

[Dr. Penis]

I wish my dad would have fucked me.

Your pal,
Dr. Penis

[Dr. Penis]

Dr. Penis stroked DLR's cock
It was pointed up, hard as a rock
So I bounced up and down
Till his cock tip was brown
And he begged me, "Doc Penis, don't stop!"

[Dr. Penis]

James Lomenzo and I getting gay
Our proverbial roll in the hay
He was not even tryin'
Till out burst his white lion
Fuck my ass till the night turned to day

[Dr. Penis]

Flappo, J-star, and GayHitch
Had a plan to make Doc Cock their bitch
They porked my hairy man ass
Full of poopy main gash
From the ass to the mouth they will switch

[Dr. Penis]

I drank jizz till my stomach was sore
I believed that I could drink no more
When walked in Brian Young
I licked balls with my tongue
"Deeper, down my throat!", I did implore

[Dr. Penis]

Packing fudge in my ass is the FORD
And he makes me call him "Asshole Lord"
Big fat men, hairy bears
Put big cocks up in there
As I gallantly take in his sword

[Dr. Penis]

Wolf and Dave in an ex-per-iment
To see who could now pitch the most tents
Wolfie could jerk alot
But Dave's boner looked hot
Even if it leaned to the right and was bent

[Dr. Penis]

Fingercuffed now by Eddie and Alex
How I love Dutch-Fillipino-y phallus
Afterwards in the stains
How Edward would complain
How he had done all the work, blah, blah, blah!

[Dr. Penis]

Demon cunt has a penis so small
That it's hard to see his cock at all
But it really don't matter
I'll drink down his batter
When we fuck at the airport shit stall.

[Dr. Penis]

Demon Cunt giving me the best head
After a butt-fucking in bed
With an asshole so wide
I put my foot inside
Of his anus, his butt cheeks he spread

[Dr. Penis]

Lucky me, Demon's back for some fun
He gives head to the shaft of my gun
But instead of a bang
Demon has to explain
Why his face looks like a sticky bun

[Dr. Penis]

Demon Cunt has a thing for old Roth
Attractive like a flame for a moth
Every night in his dreams
Demon drinks all Dave's creams
When they visit the ice planet, Hoth

[Dr. Penis]

Demon cunt's taint smells like a dog
And upon my sweet chest squirts a log
Of the greeniest kind
How his asshole's been slimed
Looks like water he dredged from a bog

[Dr. Penis]

Cherone, Cunt, and Jimi make three
And they are all ass fingering me
I'll exclaim with a shout
As the poop doth come out
"Here's the crap, for your poopy orgy!"

[Dr. Penis]

Now their faces are covered in feces
Smack their tongues, like E.T. for the Pieces.
It's not chocolate, it's shit
But they all lick their lips
For a feast that they find good and greasy

[Dr. Penis]

Demon Cunt lingering in the gym showers
He stares and stares there for hours
He's a dirty old codger
Filthy Shower cock watcher
He thinks he has gay super powers.

[Dr. Penis]

Demon squirts out his cum in a cup
Diamond Jimi will then drink it up
Not cum from his cock
This cum came from the crop
That he keeps for reserves in his butt.

[Dr. Penis]

Demon Cunt had a gay christmas wish
On his cock he would balance a dish
Of a bunch of dildos
That he keeps for his bros
Inside their loose assholes to squish

[Dr. Penis]

Hear a moaning so low in the dark
Demon's cock is inside Panamark
What I see, it's so gay
That I can't look away
Even when they start sniffing their farts

[Dr. Penis]

Flappo now penetrates Sarge
Who has waived off the usual charge
Something 'bout British teeth
Kissing on his butt cheeks
Makes his penis get blood filled and large

[Dr. Penis]

Demon Cunt and the whole football team
Were going to fufill Cunt's sick dream
89 negro penis
To share just between us
And I am so I happy, I could scream !

[Dr. Penis]

Susie Q and I make out like pigs
And we've borrowed all DLR's wigs
Blonde on blonde gay safari
Watching shows like Hatari
I can't believe Susie's cock is that big

[Dr. Penis]

A Haiku

Gay sex can scare the weak minds
As they watch me penetrate the ass
Of all the mods and admins

[Dr. Penis]

DLR and I sniffing our asses
Cuz, we've been expelling green gases
But it is no suprise
With our history of guys
That our farts would mean death for the masses

[Dr. Penis]

Me and Roth spoon in love seat
As I slowly massage his large meat
Could it be, I don't know
Does he want me to blow?
Give a whiskery mustache suck treat?

[Dr. Penis]

I'm a homo who loves Diamond Dave
I used to shout, "Dave or the Grave!"
Now, I don't want to fight
But I've seen the red light
Sammy Hagar has made me his slave.

[Dr. Penis]

Could Sammy give me some gay love?
On my shit turtle head he will shove
It right back in my butt
While I tickle his nuts
Aliens watching our sex from above

[Dr. Penis]

Sweating gay sex in the lard
Bart Walsh has drawn out the gay card
It's a butt fuck suprise
How he widened his eyes
When my member begins to get hard

[Dr. Penis]

It's a shining moment of pure bliss
On my lips Hitch would give me a kiss
But twasn't from his mouth
Was from somewhere down south
Sometimes it squirts cum, sometimes piss

[Dr. Penis]

I like to fuck all the dead bodies
It's becoming my new favorite hobby
When I butt-fuck a stiff
And their corpses I sniff
I suck on their rotting flesh knobbies

Excelsior,
Dr. Penis

[Dr. Penis]

bump for the new readers

[Dr. Penis]

I'll admit that I like my cock black
Like a python explores my ass crack
But when I'm feeling low
White cocks fuck me too slow
And don't leave enough cum on my back

[Diamondjimi]

Obsess much?!

[Dr. Penis]

Obsess much?!


Nope.

Your pal,
Dr. Penis

[Jimmy Jingles]

This is what the Army is about. Good old fashioned gayness!

Where is jesterstar when you need him?

[Diamondjimi]

This is what the Army is about. Good old fashioned gayness!


Dude, you must be thinking about the VHLinks!

[Brettt]

Dude, you must be thinking about the VHLinks!

Roth Army is totally gay and this thread is proof.

Please refrain from slandering VHLinks.

[Diamondjimi]

Roth Army is totally gay and this thread is proof.

Please refrain from slandering VHLinks.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v204/Federaljim/RummyJerkoff.gif

[Jimmy Jingles]

Roth Army is totally gay and this thread is proof.

Please refrain from slandering VHLinks.


It's kinda cute the way you worship Brett and all. Is this really Van Skanklin?

[Brettt]

It's kinda cute the way you worship Brett and all. Is this really Van Skanklin?

Keep it up and you'll be banned from VHLinks for LIFE! No more stimulating discussions of the rockingly superior Van Hagar years for you!

http://img385.imageshack.us/img385/7290/bushfinger3sx7.gif

[Dr. Penis]

Jimmy Jingles licked on my stiff rod
And he called me his golden cock God
Oke-a-lee-do-ka-lee
On my pole he doth smoke-a-lee
Amongst cries of "Doc Penis for Mod !!!"

[VanHalener]

Roth Army is totally gay...

Then why in the fuck do you keep posting here? Do you want Dr Penis to give it to you in the ass, or what?

Dr Penis, can you help him out?

[Steve Savicki]

Roth Army is totally gay and this thread is proof.

http://i616.photobucket.com/albums/tt248/mrfocker/Hey_Mo_Fo.png

[LoungeMachine]

http://i616.photobucket.com/albums/tt248/mrfocker/Hey_Mo_Fo.png

STFU Steve.

:gulp:

[Steve Savicki]

Thanks for reposting the same image.
Must approve of it if you're going to repost it.

[LoungeMachine]

Thanks for reposting the same image.
Must approve of it if you're going to repost it.

So by that logic, you spamming the forums with it means YOU think the Army is Gay.

Find a real live woman to fuck you, Stevie, and I'll stop believing you suck cock.

:gulp:

[Dr. Penis]

You know, I'll do a 180 on Savicki.

I now like him.

I love the gay roth army uncle sarge.

Thank you Savicki.

You only suck two cocks now instead of 2000.

Your pal,
Dr. Penis

[flappo]

dr penis 1

demon cunt 0

next ?

[flappo]

Roth Army is totally gay and this thread is proof.

Please refrain from slandering VHLinks.

look who's talkin' , pooftah boy

http://i77.photobucket.com/albums/j55/flappo/wtf/brettandsheep.jpg

the vh links mod room is like an hiv sponsored gayboy gangbang

[flappo]

Thanks for reposting the same image.
Must approve of it if you're going to repost it.

holy fuck , why don't you do the entire world civilisation a favour and jump under a fucking steam roller ?

[Diamondjimi]

Thanks for reposting the same image.
Must approve of it if you're going to repost it.

http://www.rotharmy.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=59&d=1232653340

EAT A DICK , FLUFFER BITCH!

[Va Beach VH Fan]

How many fucking times are you going to post that pic ??

[Steve Savicki]

VAVH,

If you're asking me, I posted I was done and through. I even apologized. My response may be in a different thread.

[Diamondjimi]

VAVH,

If you're asking me, I posted I was done and through. I even apologized. My response may be in a different thread.


Fuck off !

[Steve Savicki]

Didn't realize there were so many pics here.

VA,

I thought you were referring to the Uncle Sam pic regarding the Army comment. That one I apologized for.

Peace.

[Guitar Shark]

Steve, the only picture we want you to post is of the tragic accident that renders you incapable of accessing the internet.

[chefcraig]

Steve, the only picture we want you to post is of the tragic accident that renders you incapable of accessing the internet.

And preferably taking place somewhere in Mexico...

http://img99.imageshack.us/img99/84/bullfightaccidentcx1.png (http://imageshack.us)

[Diamondjimi]

How many fucking times are you going to post that pic ??

Jus' tryin to cheer up 'ol Steve-O.

You know ,the last time he was in a room with women who weren't measured in pixels!;)

[Va Beach VH Fan]

Jus' tryin to cheer up 'ol Steve-O.

You know ,the last time he was in a room with women who weren't measured in pixels!;)

Yeah, once is fine, three or four times is fucking irritating...

[LoungeMachine]

Yeah, once is fine, three or four times is fucking irritating...

Much like a Savicki post.

:gulp:

[Diamondjimi]

My way of throwing it back Sukdiki's face for complaining & having Photobucket remove it.

What a pussy bitch... :rolleyes:

[flappo]

that pos got my fucking photobucket account closed down

the one i've been using for 3 years with so many near the knuckle popgears they should alert the fbi


and all cos i called laura branigan a maggot infested fucking cunt

savicki = cunt of the lowest order aka the new eyes

[Big Troubles]

I got a blowjob from the girl next to me at my first Van Halen concert. Nobody in the band was involved, except for providing the mood music.

what was his name?





just kidding!

[chefcraig]

that pos got my fucking photobucket account closed down
the one i've been using for 3 years with so many near the knuckle popgears they should alert the fbi
and all cos i called laura branigan a maggot infested fucking cunt
savicki = cunt of the lowest order aka the new eyes

Did photobucket send you a statement in regard to this? It may make for interesting reading if you post it, unless it was a generalized form. That is astounding, as well as being remarkably petty. If this is true, it goes far beyond the mere act of trolling. It is the active meddling in someone's life, and quite frankly is appalling.
http://www.easyfreesmileys.com/smileys/free-scared-smileys-306.gif (http://www.easyfreesmileys.com/Free-Scared-Smileys/)

[Diamondjimi]

That is astounding, as well as being remarkably petty. If this is true, it goes far beyond the mere act of trolling. It is the active meddling in someone's life, and quite frankly is appalling.
http://www.easyfreesmileys.com/smileys/free-scared-smileys-306.gif (http://www.easyfreesmileys.com/Free-Scared-Smileys/)


True!

Savicki is a worthless bottom feeding troll. Someone should ban the cunt!