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  • hideyoursheep
    ROTH ARMY ELITE
    • Jan 2007
    • 6351

    Calling dr. Penis...dr. Penis...

    I have this problem...maybe you can give me some advice?

    My member is a little different from most others. The drain pipe isn't on the end, it's sort of like...under the thing-like an upside-down whale. When I let it hang at the urinal, I always hit the guy behind me. I have to hold it straight out, sort of like a spigot on the kitchen sink.

    What can I do?
  • Dr. Penis
    Roadie
    • Jan 2005
    • 103

    #2
    Dude,

    Visit your neighborhood urologist.

    I need pics to help out with this one.

    Your pal,
    Dr. Penis
    The Penis man with the evil penis plan!

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    • hideyoursheep
      ROTH ARMY ELITE
      • Jan 2007
      • 6351

      #3
      You're no doctor!

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      • Susie Q
        Veteran
        • Jan 2004
        • 1523

        #4
        This can be like a Dear Abby thread, but better.

        Dear Dr. Penis,
        Why do I miss the Dr. Penis?
        Thanks,
        A concerned citizen.

        I try like hell to keep things all fluffy bunnies and pink daisies. But brutal truth smacks me in the ass all the time.
        ~Susie Q 2009

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        • Dr. Penis
          Roadie
          • Jan 2005
          • 103

          #5
          Dear Susie Q,
          Everyone misses Dr. Penis. Especially those that think I am hitch1969.
          Please do not inform them that I am not.

          Are you still my mother?

          And, may I fuck you?

          Your pal,
          Dr. Penis
          The Penis man with the evil penis plan!

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          • Shaun Ponsonby
            ROTH ARMY ELITE
            • Oct 2004
            • 6398

            #6
            Sometimes I wish I had a penis.
            Fast & Bulbous, Got Me?

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            • hideyoursheep
              ROTH ARMY ELITE
              • Jan 2007
              • 6351

              #7
              You're better off...mine is currently undergoing intense counseling due to the years of abuse it has suffered by my own hand.




              :bottle:

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              • bueno bob
                DIAMOND STATUS
                • Jul 2004
                • 22942

                #8
                Originally posted by Shaun Ponsonby
                Sometimes I wish I had a penis.
                I'll PM you the address of a good plastic surgeon...

                Twistin' by the pool.

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                • Shaun Ponsonby
                  ROTH ARMY ELITE
                  • Oct 2004
                  • 6398

                  #9
                  No...NEVER PM me.
                  Fast & Bulbous, Got Me?

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                  • Susie Q
                    Veteran
                    • Jan 2004
                    • 1523

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Dr. Penis
                    Dear Susie Q,
                    Everyone misses Dr. Penis. Especially those that think I am hitch1969.
                    Please do not inform them that I am not.

                    Are you still my mother?

                    And, may I fuck you?

                    Your pal,
                    Dr. Penis
                    yes I am....STOP....since you said the magic nice word MAY, that could be a possibility....STOP. END OF TRANSMISSION

                    I try like hell to keep things all fluffy bunnies and pink daisies. But brutal truth smacks me in the ass all the time.
                    ~Susie Q 2009

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                    • Susie Q
                      Veteran
                      • Jan 2004
                      • 1523

                      #11
                      Dear Dr. Penis,
                      Why do men name their penis'?
                      Signed,
                      Curious

                      I try like hell to keep things all fluffy bunnies and pink daisies. But brutal truth smacks me in the ass all the time.
                      ~Susie Q 2009

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                      • hideyoursheep
                        ROTH ARMY ELITE
                        • Jan 2007
                        • 6351

                        #12
                        I think I can take this one....








                        Any part of your body that gets up before you do deserves a name!
                        yours,
                        hys

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                        • ThrillsNSpills
                          ROTH ARMY ELITE
                          • Jan 2004
                          • 6627

                          #13
                          Little Known fact;


                          Dr. Penis's first name is Throbert.

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                          • Susie Q
                            Veteran
                            • Jan 2004
                            • 1523

                            #14
                            Originally posted by hideyoursheep
                            I think I can take this one....








                            Any part of your body that gets up before you do deserves a name!
                            yours,
                            hys
                            hahaha!!

                            I try like hell to keep things all fluffy bunnies and pink daisies. But brutal truth smacks me in the ass all the time.
                            ~Susie Q 2009

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                            • Susie Q
                              Veteran
                              • Jan 2004
                              • 1523

                              #15
                              Originally posted by ThrillsNSpills
                              Little Known fact;


                              Dr. Penis's first name is Throbert.

                              I try like hell to keep things all fluffy bunnies and pink daisies. But brutal truth smacks me in the ass all the time.
                              ~Susie Q 2009

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