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  • Figs
    Crazy Ass Mofo
    • Jun 2004
    • 2904

    Fuckin'-A, what the fuck you fucking fuckers?

    Hi my name is Figs! It's short for Figueroa. ¡Sí señor! I know, who fucking cares!? I like Van Halen, tomato paste, and long walks on rainy days on short piers. I'm am glad to meet you all! I'm sure I will enjoy my stay!
  • Sarge
    ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

    • Feb 2003
    • 5422

    #2
    Welcome Figs. You are the first post in tis forum and you win










    NOTHING...


    ROTHARMY.COM WEBMASTER AND FOUNDER
    The Diamond David Lee Roth Army

    MY GROUPS ON ROTHARMY.COM
    [Fender Custom Shop Owners Club]

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    • Figs
      Crazy Ass Mofo
      • Jun 2004
      • 2904

      #3
      ....but I feel good! and thank you for the warm welcome kind Sir!

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      • Dan
        DIAMOND STATUS
        • Jan 2004
        • 12179

        #4
        Hi Figs,My Name Is Dan,I Like Long Walks On The Beach And Love Sexy legs And Toe-Jam.
        First Roth Army Kiwi To See Van Halen Live 6/16/2012 Phoenix Arizona.

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        • Sarge
          ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

          • Feb 2003
          • 5422

          #5
          Originally posted by Dan
          Hi Figs,My Name Is Dan,I Like Long Walks On The Beach And Love Sexy legs And Toe-Jam.
          You gotta post it in your own thread!
          ROTHARMY.COM WEBMASTER AND FOUNDER
          The Diamond David Lee Roth Army

          MY GROUPS ON ROTHARMY.COM
          [Fender Custom Shop Owners Club]

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          • Dan
            DIAMOND STATUS
            • Jan 2004
            • 12179

            #6
            Originally posted by Sarge
            You gotta post it in your own thread!
            Sorry.
            First Roth Army Kiwi To See Van Halen Live 6/16/2012 Phoenix Arizona.

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            • hideyoursheep
              ROTH ARMY ELITE
              • Jan 2007
              • 6351

              #7
              Hi, I'm Dave, and I'm a Rothaholic....

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              • PHOENIX
                Veteran
                • Jan 2004
                • 2212

                #8
                Hi my name is Paul. I'm an Italian living in " French Canada ". I like guitars, greasy food, sci-fi and slutty french chicks. I also like to drive fast and cut people off.

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                • LoungeMachine
                  DIAMOND STATUS
                  • Jul 2004
                  • 32555

                  #9
                  Originally posted by hideyoursheep
                  Hi, I'm Dave, and I'm a Rothaholic....
                  Hi Dave !!!

                  Have a drink
                  Originally posted by Kristy
                  Dude, what in the fuck is wrong with you? I'm full of hate and I do drugs.
                  Originally posted by cadaverdog
                  I posted under aliases and I jerk off with a sock. Anything else to add?

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                  • Figs
                    Crazy Ass Mofo
                    • Jun 2004
                    • 2904

                    #10
                    Originally posted by PHOENIX
                    Hi my name is Paul. I'm an Italian living in " French Canada ". I like guitars, greasy food, sci-fi and slutty french chicks. I also like to drive fast and cut people off.
                    Hey I like slutty french chicks too! and slutty irish chicks, and slutty scandinavian chicks, and well, I guess I just like slutty chicks in general....

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                    • Coyote
                      ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                      • Jan 2004
                      • 8185

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Figs
                      Hey I like slutty french chicks too! and slutty irish chicks, and slutty scandinavian chicks, and well, I guess I just like slutty chicks in general....
                      You too, eh?
                      Why settle for something you have, if it's not as good as something you're out to get?

                      Originally posted by Seshmeister
                      It's like putting up a YouTube of Bach and playing Chopstix on your Bontempi...

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                      • hideyoursheep
                        ROTH ARMY ELITE
                        • Jan 2007
                        • 6351

                        #12
                        Originally posted by LoungeMachine
                        Hi Dave !!!

                        Have a drink




                        You are the DEVIL!

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                        • GAR
                          Banned
                          • Jan 2004
                          • 10849

                          #13

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                          • Reverberator
                            TOASTMASTER GENERAL
                            • Aug 2004
                            • 10756

                            #14
                            Welcome Figs , and I MEAN that as you were the first to welcome me back in 2004.

                            You said I'd pretty much fit in here , you obviously know fuck all.

                            Gertcha!
                            Originally posted by Mr Grimsdale
                            the chazzers are so lucky
                            so fortunate to be served by the dump messiah
                            http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u...TheDMCross.jpg

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                            • VanHalener
                              ROCKSTAR

                              • Nov 2006
                              • 5451

                              #15
                              Hi Figs, I'm VanHalener, I'm a Rothtard, I like long walks around malls with old women, and sticking my finger in fresh eclairs.
                              ~Only you can prevent low volume~

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