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chefcraig
01-16-2009, 09:09 AM
Look, I'm as cynical as you are, and at first the website name threw me off. Yet believe it or not, this is variation on the ages old video classic Asteroids, done in an endearing version that features Dave Roth/VH imagery and sound. Enjoy!
http://www.clicksmilies.com/s1106/waffen/violent-smiley-006.gif
http://www.shitbagz.com/

Nickdfresh
01-16-2009, 09:12 AM
:D Funny shiite

knuckleboner
01-16-2009, 10:18 AM
i have no idea how the hell you found that.

but it's hilarious!

Sarge
01-16-2009, 10:37 AM
That is great!

kwame k
01-16-2009, 10:38 AM
Played a few rounds.........fucking silly shit!

FORD
01-16-2009, 10:58 AM
No better way to start the day than blasting the fuck out of Sammy Hagar :gun:

indeedido
01-16-2009, 11:33 AM
that started my day off right! hilarious

Va Beach VH Fan
01-16-2009, 12:38 PM
Holy shit is that addictive....

ThrillsNSpills
01-16-2009, 01:07 PM
Nice work Chef.

the flying Hagar tends to get hit faster than the other items.

It's a shame they didn't grab the better be wearing a cup soundbite

bueno bob
01-16-2009, 02:01 PM
Lmao!

Wonderful! I got hit around 20,340 but I had a great time getting there...

Thanks!!!

binnie
01-16-2009, 02:23 PM
Most excellent.

Puts a smile on the face :D

Dan
01-16-2009, 02:30 PM
Sweet As.:D

bueno bob
01-16-2009, 05:48 PM
OK - personal high score at 30,160!

"I'm runnin, AHHHH YEAH!"

DEMON CUNT
01-16-2009, 07:57 PM
That fucking rules!

Dan
01-16-2009, 11:04 PM
OK - personal high score at 30,160!

"I'm runnin, AHHHH YEAH!"

How Dare You.:D

Only Can Make 20,000.:cry:

Figs
01-16-2009, 11:44 PM
Got killed by the little Sammy, fuck!

Dan
01-17-2009, 02:11 AM
how dare you.:d

only can make 20,000.:cry:

lol

29,000.:d

Diamondjimi
01-17-2009, 03:40 AM
21,000 and change. Gettin there.......

BadassMOFO
01-17-2009, 04:33 AM
It's like 1980 all over again!:cato:

DavidLeeNatra
01-17-2009, 09:51 AM
That rocks... :D

Va Beach VH Fan
01-17-2009, 10:41 AM
39,810 ....

Nickdfresh
01-17-2009, 02:56 PM
I almost pissed myself the first time the Sammy UFO came out to the tune of WCTBL! :D

Diamondjimi
01-17-2009, 03:14 PM
Wonder if The Round Rocket is aware of this game?!

Terry
01-17-2009, 08:29 PM
That game is too fucking funny!!

Classic

Terry
01-17-2009, 08:29 PM
I almost pissed myself the first time the Sammy UFO came out to the tune of WCTBL! :D


:rofl: no doubt

wiseguy
01-17-2009, 09:41 PM
That my friends is fucking excellent.

Wonder if Dave has checked it out??

Va Beach VH Fan
01-17-2009, 10:20 PM
45520....

bueno bob
01-18-2009, 01:08 AM
93,520 bitches!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA

Red Rocker done got PWN3D...

Mezro
01-18-2009, 02:22 AM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA! I just about lost it when Hagar came floating out.

Mezro...shit, the game would be perfect if Mike's toupee attacked...

bueno bob
01-18-2009, 02:59 PM
My daughter got inspired by it - she's now in the process of crafting a Space Invaders/Van Halen game... :)

hitch1969©
01-19-2009, 02:57 AM
the hagar thing is totally fucking funny

jero
01-19-2009, 02:32 PM
Sweet!

GAR
01-20-2009, 12:26 PM
How appropriate that the Flying Saucer is replaced by Sammy Hagar's head.

I fully redeemed my inner Hagar-hatred today by blowing up his fucking face. Nice find, Chef!

GAR
01-20-2009, 12:27 PM
I have never demanded a sticky! Can I get this one a sticky?

It's XLNT

Va Beach VH Fan
01-20-2009, 03:59 PM
I have never demanded a sticky! Can I get this one a sticky?

It's XLNT

Why no, but thanks for asking....

VAiN
01-21-2009, 02:06 AM
This game is fucking brilliant! This should be stickied... it's that fucking good.

GAR
01-21-2009, 02:07 AM
This will be stickeyed. Instant classic!

GreenBayLA
01-21-2009, 09:22 PM
Wow I just spent an hour playing that while listening to WACF. Love killing Hagar but really burns me when that POS gets me.:upyours:
27380, I may have cursed out Eddie a few times...

fryingdutchman
01-22-2009, 10:38 PM
Truly fucking outstanding.

Who says too much free time is a bad thing?

Although it won't seem to load recently...

halenrox1
01-25-2009, 02:02 AM
Killer dude!!!!!@!

Va Beach VH Fan
01-27-2009, 08:28 PM
My Google alerts picked up two different websites linking to this game today....

ryanpday
02-04-2009, 05:41 PM
This game kicks so much ass.

Panamark
02-18-2009, 01:16 AM
I want to play this and I keep getting server errors,
I get the big Shitbagz intro, then a prompt to
download the flash file, then the server error..
Tried Firefox and IE... Latest Flash...
(Maybe Aussies are not allowed !)

If its as awesome as you all say
maybe Sarge can whack it in the arcade ??

I want to shoot more hagars !!!!!!!:pullinghair:

swage33
02-23-2009, 09:04 PM
Is there some trick to this shit? When I go there I get a blank white screen.

lesfunk
02-23-2009, 09:31 PM
its grate

PETE'S BROTHER
06-03-2011, 11:51 AM
http://gbsmf.info/assteroidZDDEbeta.swf

Hummarstra
06-03-2011, 12:15 PM
hehe. that was fun.:biggrin:

DONNIEP
06-03-2011, 02:06 PM
Been a while since I played that one - I love the flying Sammy head, classic.

PETE'S BROTHER
06-03-2011, 03:14 PM
thanks, guess i didn't search hard enough :hitch:

chefcraig
06-03-2011, 03:18 PM
thanks, guess i didn't search hard enough :hitch:

Believe it or not, I was looking for a new version of this game as recently as a week ago, as the original disappeared about a month after it was issued. Thanks for finding it! :baaa:

PETE'S BROTHER
06-03-2011, 03:20 PM
no charge :biggrin:

VanHalener
06-03-2011, 09:30 PM
Cover me, I'm going in.

=VH=

GreenBayLA
06-29-2011, 04:15 AM
V 2.0 should have VH wrapped wings logo ala 5150 and Dreams excerpt instead of 55

Va Beach VH Fan
07-04-2011, 10:24 AM
Unstickying, Main is getting a bit cluttered with things started to get busy...

Sarge
02-26-2012, 09:30 PM
This has been posted here before, but it's worth another look.

http://gbsmf.info/assteroidZDDEbeta.swf

gbranton
02-26-2012, 09:43 PM
I didn't do so good, the bumper sticker on MY rocket's ass says "I Suck".

Sarge
02-26-2012, 09:54 PM
As usual... Hagar comes in and RUINS MY GAME!

Panamark
02-26-2012, 10:16 PM
The author should have used the Van Hagar loop logo. Seems weird Dave killing
the Classic logo... Other than that, its very amusing ! :)

DONNIEP
02-26-2012, 10:35 PM
Any game that lets me shoot the fuck out of Sammy's bloated head is all right with me :thumb:

Yount
02-27-2012, 12:59 AM
Fun fun fun thanks

KSTONER
02-27-2012, 11:22 PM
Still cracks me up.