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Va Beach VH Fan

01-21-2009, 04:31 PM

Got a decent groove going....

That is, until fatass opens his mouth with his typically stupid remarks....

http://www.chickenfoot.us/

FORD

01-21-2009, 05:10 PM

Sounds like Satriani's trying to find "the Brown Sound". Wouldn't it be ironic if Chickenshit sounded more like Van Halen than any of the Van Hagar records did?

lesfunk

01-21-2009, 05:14 PM

Spammy's even trying to cop the old Roth "spontaneously Rap on the mike" thing. Fail.

GAR

01-21-2009, 05:19 PM

Wouldn't it be ironic if Chickenshit sounded more like Van Halen than any of the Van Hagar records did?

No, it sounds like Joe Satriani playing thru a Joe Satriani amplifier, the JSX.

How about if they just write something cool that rocks, that I would want to buy. I buy what I like, I hate Hagar but I like metal guitar which hopefully if it doesnt' suffer under the girth of Hagar's fat beachball headblubbering I would check it out.

I enjoyed an HSAS tape once, but that was before the Redrimmed Rocker fucked up my favorite local band's sound forever. Still like the tape - haven't played it in a decade - but I like Neal Schon and his playing is great on it.

It is really annoying when he gives the shoutout "talk to me chief, is that that new thing Joe?" horseshit like they've played together as a band forever. If I'm so unfamilliar with it, why is Sammy so familliar with Joe?

Thats not right, from the get-go. Word to Sammy: write good music and stop being such a fake it fucks up the vibe YOU ARE NOT DAVID LEE ROTH you do not get permission to do that.

Va Beach VH Fan

01-21-2009, 06:21 PM

Damn GAR, that was one fine post....

kwame k

01-21-2009, 06:33 PM

Maybe it's the fact I'm on a Roth message board but that sounded like a well recorded jam session that any bar has done in basements all across the world. Nice groove but just plain nonsense when Sammy starts to sign or rap or whatever the fuck he's trying to do........you're in your 60's Jesus Christ act like it........you're not some up and coming young band.........fad following......lame.

katie

01-21-2009, 06:36 PM

Got a decent groove going....

That is, until fatass opens his mouth with his typically stupid remarks....

http://www.chickenfoot.us/

STEP AWAY FROM THE MICROPHONE, YOU ARE NOT DAVID LEE ROTH!

Poor Spammy, Put on this earth to be forever in Dave's shadow.

Diamondjimi

01-21-2009, 06:49 PM

http://politicalcartooncarnival.typepad.com/my_weblog/images/chickenshit.jpg

GAR

01-21-2009, 08:57 PM

Joe Satriani deserves a better deal in life, than this.

Diamondjimi

01-21-2009, 09:51 PM

As bad as Joe as a singer, I'd rather hear him handling vocals over the flabby one...

Top Jimmy

01-21-2009, 10:27 PM

who is the drummer?

kwame k

01-22-2009, 12:16 AM

who is the drummer?

Sadly it's Chad Smith.....a Michigan boy and a great drummer,albeit not groundbreaking but an old school funk drummer trapped in a modern rock based band.........why Chad oh why!

TongueNGroove

01-22-2009, 05:41 PM

That clean intro sounds out of time and poorly played.....very suprising from JOE. Once it kicks in though, I dig it....sammys rap and all ( I think he says Joe one too many times though).

ThrillsNSpills

01-22-2009, 07:07 PM

Zeppelin heard it and trembling issued a press release apologizing for their career.

chefcraig

01-22-2009, 07:15 PM

Zeppelin heard it and trembling issued a press release apologizing for their career.

And the MacDonald's Corporation heard it, and quickly apologised for everything else. http://www.easyfreesmileys.com/smileys/free-ashamed-smileys-721.gif (http://www.easyfreesmileys.com/Free-Ashamed-Smileys/)

http://img407.imageshack.us/img407/9608/craigmadethisjt3.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

GAR

01-22-2009, 08:06 PM

Chickenfoot kin has FAIL

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ThrillsNSpills

01-23-2009, 01:16 PM

Joe...
What's that Joe,
Hey Waitress, I mean Joe..
Joe why don't you answer Joe?
what are you playing there Joe?
try this burger Joe?
talk to me chief.
Why can't you carry on a conversation while you're playing, Joe?

(here you all thought it was the intro but it was the first verse from the first single, titled Joe)

Sarge

01-23-2009, 01:38 PM

That could have sounded really good.. but it didn't.
I am biased though.
I happen to fucking hate Sammy Hagar and everything he does.

Breasts,

Fuct Jup

01-23-2009, 02:09 PM

I'm curious what you guys think, does Joe's guitar on the sample playing at http://www.chickenfoot.us (right after the intro when the melody starts) sound like a blusey version of RWTD?

negative

01-23-2009, 05:25 PM

I'm curious what you guys think, does Joe's guitar on the sample playing at http://www.chickenfoot.us (right after the intro when the melody starts) sound like a blusey version of RWTD?

No it doesn't.

Hagar sounds like a fuckin' idiot with that rap. Yeah, we get it Sam, you're really rad and hip and current and stuff...

Top Jimmy

01-23-2009, 07:17 PM

I'm curious what you guys think, does Joe's guitar on the sample playing at http://www.chickenfoot.us (right after the intro when the melody starts) sound like a blusey version of RWTD?

It's M.A.s bass line that's makin' you think that..

VanHalener

01-23-2009, 07:28 PM

:rofl:

"Better Be!"

"Talk to me chief!"

Hagar you are indeed a gigantic tool you good for nothing, spitting, knob gobbler!:blow2:

Get the phuck out NOW JOE.

ThrillsNSpills

01-24-2009, 09:50 AM

:rofl:

"Better Be!"

"Talk to me chief!"

these audio clips were actually taken from Joe's voice mail.

Top Jimmy

01-24-2009, 12:00 PM

Get the phuck out NOW JOE.

oh but didn't you hear?
Chickenfoot is gonna be the next Led Zepelin-
Sammy says "it's that good"!:cato:

rustoffa

01-26-2009, 01:01 AM

Satriani can kiss his contract with The Weather Channel goodbye after that excersize in overdrive. :mad2:

MAX

01-26-2009, 01:02 AM

I happen to fucking hate Sammy Hagar and everything he does.

I'm speechless cos that sums it up perfectly. There's nothing more thar ever needs to be said.

Coyote

01-26-2009, 10:34 AM

Got a decent groove going....

That is, until fatass opens his mouth with his typically stupid remarks....

http://www.chickenfoot.us/

I ain't touching that...

I'd rather keep my 'puter (relatively) clean...

bueno bob

02-04-2009, 01:32 AM

I was thinking about listening to it due to the Satch factor.

Based on the reviews above, I guess I no longer have to.

:)

Vinnie Velvet

02-10-2009, 01:11 PM

I was thinking about listening to it due to the Satch factor.

Based on the reviews above, I guess I no longer have to.

:)

You didn't miss much.

Sounds like shit.

Joe is a great guitarist, but, IMO, the dude hasn't done the guitar any justice since 1989 ("Flying in a Blue Dream").

His masterpiece remains 'Surfing with the Alien', though. And that was released in 1987.

Thus, I would say Joe is as much of a has-been as Hagar.

Though I'd argue whether Hag was a "been" in the first place. :D

FUCK THIS WHOLE BAND.

SparkieD

02-10-2009, 02:08 PM

Sadly it's Chad Smith.....a Michigan boy and a great drummer,albeit not groundbreaking but an old school funk drummer trapped in a modern rock based band.........why Chad oh why!

He works with Glenn Hughes as well, and they put out a fantastic album last year. He also had the good sense to say that red asshole must've been drunk when he compared them to Zeppelin.

As for Chickenfoot, I am disappointed in all of you. I won't pollute my ears with that shit.

bueno bob

02-15-2009, 12:50 AM

FUCK THIS WHOLE BAND.

Oh yeah.

FORD

02-15-2009, 03:44 AM

I hope Joe wins his lawsuit against Coldlame. Because he ain't making a dime off this shitty record.

Terry

02-15-2009, 10:42 PM

Sounds like a stylistic retread...nice to see Mike's bass skills have improved over the years, though (listening to this, well, DAMN but does MA have that RWTD bass line down fucking pat or WHAT?!)

Suppose it's a bit unfair to say the whole thing sucks based on that brief audio snippet...then again, it is Hagar we're talking about...why does he constantly try to pull a Roth with that spoken-word, conversing-in-the-studio bullshit? That nonsense was tired as far back as the first track on the 5150 album, and sounds just as hokey and forced a half-century later.

DLR7884

02-16-2009, 01:40 AM

It's M.A.s bass line that's makin' you think that..

E, E, E, E, E, E, E, E, E......

DLR7884
E, E, E, E, E, E, E, E, E...that's the extent of Mullet O' Plugs ability on bass.

Va Beach VH Fan

02-20-2009, 06:23 PM

Once again, Joe starts laying down a decent groove until fatass opens his pie hole....

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Terry

02-21-2009, 12:54 AM

It's almost as if they sat around and tried to come up with the lamest name for a band they could...

For me, Satriani is definitely the odd man out here, as in "what the fuck is he DOING with these tosspots?"

I mean, to go from teaching Steve Vai, to backing Jagger, to playing with Deep Purple, to doing G3 tours with Vai and Malmsteen...to this?

vaijuju

04-13-2009, 01:29 PM

Chickenfoot Audio Player (http://www.chickenfoot.us/cfplayer.html)

3 songs (oh yeah! the last)

indeedido

04-13-2009, 02:49 PM

I listened to those three songs, talk about generic. I was hopefull the music was cool, but it is pretty bland. Lyrically, not much more to say that hasn't been said before. Yawn, gag, snore.

indeedido

04-13-2009, 02:51 PM

Spammy's even trying to cop the old Roth "spontaneously Rap on the mike" thing. Fail.

I thought "The Inside" was bad. Down the Drain makes it look like a million bucks. WTF

Va Beach VH Fan

04-14-2009, 07:41 PM

ace diamond

04-20-2009, 03:52 AM

That could have sounded really good.. but it didn't.
I am biased though.
I happen to fucking hate Sammy Hagar and everything he does.

Breasts,

yes, sarge.........Breasts are good!

spammy van hagar is bad, and chickencumguzzlers is even worse!

Panamark

04-20-2009, 04:03 AM

Panamark

04-20-2009, 04:03 AM

And thanks VA for the Autoplay :mad2:

Va Beach VH Fan

04-20-2009, 09:50 AM

How do you turn it off ?? I just copied the embed.... :D

FORD

04-20-2009, 01:06 PM

I was listening to Eddie Trunk's XM show last night when they played "Oh Fuck", or whatever the hell that song was...

He said that Spambo said that he compares this horseshit to Zeppelin....

I don't know where to start on that....

Maybe Zeppelin's set at Live Aid, when Plant's voice was cracking, Page was completely smacked up out of his mind, they had Phil Collins AND Tony Thompson on drums, and they couldn't stay in time with each other, and some hired goon was on bass while JPJ played keyboards.

And even THAT was better than Chickenshit. At least a little.....

At0micPunk

04-27-2009, 10:40 PM

I may be the odd man out here but I think CF is more than worth checking out. I'm sure I'll get blasted for this but It's just my opinion.

Now I'm with most of you on your take on Sammy. I don't care for his solo music pre or post VH at all. I dig some Montrose and this is kinda like a better version of Montrose to me. Not many bands makes music like this nowadays and Satch is a great player who is even better live. I think it's worth checking out and I'm excited to catch it when they come to Philly.

With Sam..when Dave left I died two deaths lol First Dave was gone and then when I heard it was Sam I died all over again. All I could think of was his lame solo music and awkward red jump suits. A second class B-list artist replacing a legend is how I felt.The 5150 walk was heart heartbreakingly gay as was some of the music they made. I can't honestly say it all sucked but compared to CVH it wasn't close. Dave brought the attitude, balls, and cool to VH. Sam imo doesn't have any of that though he does have a good voice.
He may look like the love child of Mel Brooks and Bette Midler but he can sing.

That being said the CF tunes are great so far for what they are! You all really hate them??? All of you do? Satch is huge ingredient in this for me. Chad has really impressed me too. Also very glad to see Mike in a real project that kicks some ass instead of the cabo bs. Well that's my opinion. I'm looking forward to it. I'm more looking forward obviously to more from VH but this is a little old school appetizer until then.

I wonder how Ed feels about CF?
http://i123.photobucket.com/albums/o313/hyru1e/EVHCF.jpg

Matt White

04-28-2009, 03:12 PM

I've heard a bit of 3 tunes....

EXACTLY what I expected....FUCKING ROTTEN

Van Haggis Mach II

binnie

04-28-2009, 03:19 PM

Sounds like a hobby rather than a band.........