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lesfunk
01-26-2009, 10:05 PM
Tuesday, September 23, 2008

Sha Na Na: Founders of the Modern Conservative Movement [Fred Schwarz]
No, seriously, they were. In fact, the sociopolitical importance of this famous 1950s-revival act has been an active area of scholarly research for years. The notion stretches back to 1990, when the Dead Milkmen, in their smash hit “In Praise of Sha Na Na,” from the album “Metaphysical Graffiti,” took the first faltering steps towards a theoretical assessment of Sha Na Na’s crucial role in shaping the 1960s and 1970s counter-counterculture. In view of the importance of this subject, I think the lyrics are worth quoting at length:

Sha Na Na were the kings of the sixties
Deep in your heart you know it's true
All those kids at Berkeley dressed like Bowser
They didn't like the Stones or the Who
Sha Na Na didn't need no flower power
They didn't drive a yellow submarine
But they were the ones who called the shots
Yeah, Sha Na Na really made the scene


Sha Na Na . . . killed Kennedy
Sha Na Na . . . stabbed that guy at Altamont
Sha Na Na . . . started the Peace Corps
Sha Na Na . . . were the first astronauts
Sha Na Na . . . grew organic food
Sha Na Na . . . led student sit-ins
Sha Na Na . . . joined the Black Panthers
Sha Na Na . . . never seemed to fit in

Now an article in the latest issue of Columbia College Today explains how a pair of college professors have expanded on the Dead Milkmen’s insight. (Sha Na Na was formed at Columbia in the spring of 1969; the article’s authors, brothers George and Robert Leonard, were original members of the group.) In 2004 Daniel Marcus, of Goucher College, published Happy Days and Wonder Years: The Fifties and Sixties in Contemporary Cultural Politics, and two years later Elizabeth E. Guffey, of SUNY-Purchase, published Retro: The Culture of Revival. Each book contains a long section on Sha Na Na, and according to the CCT article, they make the same point: Sha Na Na was responsible for shaping — in fact, inventing — the sock-hop-’n’-malt-shop version of the 1950s that became a pop-culture staple in the 1970s.



What does this have to do with politics? As Marcus explains, during the run-up to the Reagan era, “Conservatives parlay[ed] the cultural nostalgia for the Fifties that had circulated in the 1970s into the basis for a political offensive.” In other words, Reagan’s election resulted from a yearning for a simpler time — one just like the synthetic memory of the 1950s that was being widely peddled at that moment through outlets like Grease and Happy Days. As the Leonards write: “By the 1980 Presidential election, America had embraced the dream of the Fifties as a pre-political Golden Age.” And Sha Na Na were the first ones to start that idea rolling. It was a three-step progression: Bowser to Fonzie to Bonzo.



This interpretation is open to challenge at both ends. The feeling that Jimmy Carter was not quite up to snuff may possibly have had something to do with Reagan’s election, and it’s not clear whether Sha Na Na invented the Faux Fifties or whether the phenomenon was just another example of the 20-year nostalgia rule under which, for example, the 1970s were revived in the 1990s and the 1980s are being revived in the 2000s (around NRO, at least). Still, the thesis has been studied in detail by a couple of certified academics, so it must be true. And, this being Columbia, the Leonard brothers invoke Susan Sontag, Eric Hobsbawm, Hugh Trevor-Roper, and Jean Baudrillard in the course of their wide-ranging discussion of Sha Na Na’s societal influence.



So move over, Hayek, Goldwater, and Buckley. Your contributions to conservative thought were helpful, but it was Sha Na Na that put Reagan in the White House.

LoungeMachine
01-26-2009, 10:11 PM
Prediction:

This thread will die at a young age....

of natural causes.

:gulp:

lesfunk
01-26-2009, 10:16 PM
You find no humour in that at all?

Dr. Love
01-26-2009, 10:16 PM
http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb233/Baltica/bowser.jpg

NO FUCK YOU

Diamondjimi
01-26-2009, 10:19 PM
for example, the 1970s were revived in the 1990s and the 1980s are being revived in the 2000s (around NRO, at least). Still, the thesis has been studied in detail by a couple of certified academics, so it must be true.


Ah ,fuck. Does this mean the next generation of flannel wearing , distorted barre chord , shoe gazing fucks are just around the corner???:anger:

If so ...there goes guitar solo's again...:rolleyes:

lesfunk
01-26-2009, 10:20 PM
That's the nicest thing anybody has said to me all day. Thanks Dr! Prescribing Sunshine is a full time job!:daisy:

Dr. Love
01-26-2009, 10:38 PM
anytime!

DEMON CUNT
01-27-2009, 12:17 AM
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lesfunk
01-27-2009, 12:28 AM
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cute :cato2: The Presidents baby pictures!

DEMON CUNT
01-27-2009, 12:34 AM
cute The Presidents baby pictures!

That's no way to talk about George W. Bush!

lesfunk
01-27-2009, 12:35 AM
That's Bush!? My My! They all do look alike when they're little!

bueno bob
01-27-2009, 05:31 PM
I just saw him on a TimeLife infomercial last night hawking the Oldies But Goodies collection. Looks good.

Diamondjimi
01-27-2009, 07:53 PM
I just saw him on a TimeLife infomercial last night hawking the Oldies But Goodies collection. Looks good.

Looks well fed.
But still can't understand wtf he's sayin....

Nickdfresh
01-27-2009, 09:57 PM
How reactionary can Sha Na Na be? Weren't they at Woodstock?

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lesfunk
01-27-2009, 09:59 PM
How reactionary can Sha Na Na be? Weren't they at Woodstock?

Woodstock was their sixth or seventh performance ever. Nothing like starting at the top

GAR
01-27-2009, 10:17 PM
..top of like 50 members-

VARIOUS MEMBERS - COMINGS AND GOINGS

ALAN COOPER (1968-1970 +1971), Original Bass Singer, brief return in 1971 due to Bowzer’s illness

BILLY SCHWARTZ (1971), Guitarist on Canadian Tour in 1971 due to Chris Donald’s inability to enter Canada

BRUCE "ZOROASTER" CLARKE a.k.a. BRUNO (1969 - 1973), Original Bass Guitar

BRYAN CUMMING a.k.a. MIGHTY JOE (1987 – 1989), Guitar, Replaced Guitar Glenn

BUZZ CAMPBELL (2002 - 2006), Guitar, Replaced Rob Mackenzie

CHRIS DONALD a.k.a. VINNIE TAYLOR (1971 - 1974), Replaced Larry Packer

DANNY McBRIDE a.k.a. DIRTY DAN (1975 - 1980), Replaced Elliot Randall

DAVID GARRETT (1968 - 1970), Original Vocalist

DAVID RYAN a.k.a. CHICO (1973 - 1998), Replaced Bruce Clarke

DONALD YORK a.k.a. DONNY (1968 - Present day), Original Vocalist

DORA PEARSON (1984 - 1988), Original Female Vocalist

ELLIOT CAHN a.k.a. GINO (1968 - 1973), Original Rhythm Guitar

ELLIOT RANDALL a.k.a. ENRICO RONZONI (1974 - 1975), Replaced Chris Donald

FRANKIE ADELL (1999 - 2005), Sax and Vocalist, replaced Lenny Baker

FREDERICK DENNIS GREENE a.k.a. DENNY (1968 - 1984), Original Vocalist

GEORGE SLUPPICK (1999 - 2000), Drums

GENE JARAMILLO (2006 - Present) replaced Buzz, Guitar

GLENN JORDAN aka Guitar Glenn (1980 - 1986), Guitar,Replaced Danny McBride

GROVER KEMBLE (1970), Replaced Rob Leonard

GUERIN BARRY a.k.a. TITO MAMBO (1984 – 1988), Bass singer, replaced Jon Bauman

HENRY GROSS (1969 - 1970), Original Lead Guitar

JIM "BILLY" WALDBILLIG (1990 – Present day), Guitar

JIMMY HUN a.k.a. JUNE (1987)

JOE WITKIN (1968 - 1970), Original Pianist

JOHN MARCELLINO a.k.a. JOCKO (1969 – Present day), Original Drums, Vocalist

JOHNNY "KID" CONTARDO (1971 - 1983), Vocalist, Replaced Grover Kemble

JON BAUMAN a.k.a. BOWZER (1970 - 1983) – Bass singer, replaced Alan Cooper

KAL “CASUAL KAL” DAVID (1984), Interim replacement for Jon Bauman (filling-in for Guerin Barry)

LARRY PACKER (1970), Replaced (briefly) Henry Gross and was subsequently replaced by Chris Donald

LENNIE BAKER (1970 - 1999), Sax and Vocalist

LISA SUNSTEDT (1993 - 1995), 3rd Female Vocalist

MICHAEL 'DOWNTOWN MICHAEL' BROWN (2005 - Present) replaced Frankie Adell

PAMELA DAY (1989 - 1991), 2nd Female Vocalist

PAUL KIMBAROW a.k.a. PAULIE (2002 – Present Day), Drummer

REGGIE BATTISE a.k.a. REGGIE DE LEON (1989 – Present day), Bass singer, replaced Guerin Barry

RICHARD JOFFE a.k.a. JOFF (1968 - 1973), Original Vocalist

ROB LEONARD (1968 - 1970), Original Vocalist

ROB MACKENZIE (1990 - 2001), Guitar, Replaced by Buzz

SCOTT POWELL a.k.a. CAPTAIN OUTRAGEOUS a.k.a. TONY SANTINI (1968 - 1981), Original Vocalist

SCREAMIN' SCOTT SIMON (1970 – Present day), Pianist, replaced Joe Witkin

Diamondjimi
01-28-2009, 09:19 PM
Which one OD'd on smack?

FORD
01-28-2009, 09:23 PM
Woodstock was their sixth or seventh performance ever. Nothing like starting at the top

Yeah but it was only CSNY's second gig.

"And we're scared shitless up here, man!"

GAR
01-28-2009, 10:26 PM
Can you imagine the let-down to have ShaNaNa be the closer because Hendrix overdosed? They would have rioted, knocked the PA down and toppled these fags into the mud.

lesfunk
01-28-2009, 11:30 PM
I thought everybody left by then

GAR
01-28-2009, 11:34 PM
http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb233/Baltica/bowser.jpg

NO FUCK YOU

wrong Bowser.