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WARF
02-05-2009, 01:06 PM
:fufu:

Who will it be???
Don Corleone
02-05-2009, 01:31 PM
Probably Ed - just like in the last thread

http://www.rotharmy.com/forums/showthread.php?t=8764&highlight=Death+Pool
Top Jimmy
02-05-2009, 02:55 PM
Ed looks pretty healthy these days...the chemo fixed him!

Gary, on the other hand, looks like the chemo ain't workin' anymore...
http://www.decosteonline.com/images/media/cherone1.jpg
bueno bob
02-05-2009, 02:58 PM
Ed

Hope springs eternal...
LoungeMachine
02-05-2009, 03:37 PM
tasteful thread. :rolleyes:
GAR
02-05-2009, 05:26 PM
.. on the other hand, looks like the chemo ain't workin' anymore...

You don't necessarily get a dose of the Raccoons from chemo, but you do get it from hittin' the glass pipe.
GAR
02-05-2009, 05:35 PM
This may surprise many who've seen me post in defense of Wolf but gonna vote with the odds such as are against the typical Hollywood Celebrity kid's independance.

First strike, your dad's known as a huge partier. To score a hot, clean chick he's got to play down his last name if he wants to find durability in a relationship independant of chicks who get high.

Second, even when you're clean the party comes to you in the form of the well-wishers just wanting to "share the prosperity" and the initial intent may be an innocent thing, but the package it comes in competely from the pit of hell.

Third, the liberal parents' upbringing we don't know of may include permission to smoke weed and drink with the verbal disavowment against "the hard stuff" like coke vike oxy ecstacy or tar smoking, yet are proven precursors and doorway to the hard stuff.

So maybe we don't know what's in the kids head actually, he may be a fine rocksolid moral individual, but the odds are highly against that especially when he's got thousands of dollars of his own spending money in the bank from the year of touring and even the parents never really know after about age 14 what you're into anyway no matter who's kid you are.
Rikk
02-05-2009, 06:02 PM
Uh...

http://www.badblue.com/temp/080804-eddie-van-halen.jpg
indeedido
02-05-2009, 06:24 PM
I don't want it to be, but I'm fairly certain it will be Edward. Cancer is a hell of a thing, and odds are it will be back. He does not take very good care of himself.
GAR
02-05-2009, 06:37 PM
Ed's acclimated well to his abuse: if he's endured 30 years of dope, he'll endure another 30.

I'd choose Sammy Hagar as a second-choice over EVH any day of the year: that guy's gut is unheathily huge, screaming of systemic disorders such as tapeworm, back problems, maggots, barnacles and flies.
Craggy
02-05-2009, 10:35 PM
Dave will die first. Thats what happens to guys that continue to smoke into there fifties.
Top Jimmy
02-05-2009, 10:38 PM
You don't necessarily get a dose of the Raccoons from chemo, but you do get it from hittin' the glass pipe.

true dat....
rustoffa
02-05-2009, 11:46 PM
Hagar + Chickenfoot tour = Long road back to Cabo for a sand nap.

:appl:
78/84 guy
02-06-2009, 12:09 AM
Hate to say it but cancer will get Ed probably. The dumb ass is still smokin'.
binnie
02-06-2009, 07:51 AM
Cherone will die first.

He will most like die in some freak accident, drowning in the urine of the male cheerleading squad that he pays to pee on him..........

Mike will be next.

He will suffocate as a result of placing his head too far up Sammy's ass.
Hellraiser!!
02-06-2009, 08:26 AM
Dave will die first. Thats what happens to guys that continue to smoke into there fifties.

Ed and Sammy Hagar smokes too!!!

Actually, Sammy smokes mexican cock!!! Dirty!!!
ELVIS
02-06-2009, 04:57 PM
Dave will die first. Thats what happens to guys that continue to smoke into there fifties.

Don't you mean them there fifties ??

Redneck ??

BTW, I pick Ed and Dave...

Ed for obvious reasons, and Dave in a helecopter crash...


:elvis:
Diamondjimi
02-06-2009, 05:22 PM
Hagar...his heart can't possibly pump blood through that amount of expanding girth for very much longer...
ELVIS
02-06-2009, 05:26 PM
I'm a nurse...yes it can...
Sarge
02-06-2009, 05:34 PM
So I am the only person to Pick AVH?
The guy is totally stressed out from multiple divorces and rehabs.
He has 3 months tops!

Breasts,
Sarge
Nickdfresh
02-06-2009, 05:37 PM
Didn't the original bassist in Monmouth die a ways back?
78/84 guy
02-07-2009, 01:45 PM
Mike Stone?? Not sure.
113
02-09-2009, 04:50 PM
I think it will be Hagar to snuff it first, he is 63 this year,and he is getting fatter by the year!
ThrillsNSpills
02-11-2009, 09:17 AM
Hagar + Chickenfoot tour = Long road back to Cabo for a sand nap.

:appl:


And you know his epitaph will discuss album sales.
Golden AWe
01-13-2010, 08:43 AM
i hope it's steve savicki
Va Beach VH Fan
01-13-2010, 09:16 AM
It won't be Bette, he's got a gut, but for 63 he's overall pretty healthy, although I don't have his medical records handy.... ;)

If I had to guess ?? Gotta be Ed.... Dude's been smoking and drinking for 40 years straight, his lungs and kidneys have to look pretty shitty nowadays...

Hopefully not for a long time, though....
GAR
01-13-2010, 10:32 AM
Die Sammy, DIE~!!
VanHalener
01-13-2010, 11:21 AM
i hope it's steve savicki

Give that man a cigar!:hitch:
http://i508.photobucket.com/albums/s326/vanhalener/cigar.jpg

I cast my vote via wishful thinking.

We all have to go someday, but I hope death skips them all to get to Hagar first.

http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k95/Low-Ki/DeMOTIVATION/Death.jpg
ace diamond
01-13-2010, 01:39 PM
sammy hagar
please dark lord satan make it come true.........