Roth Army Lost and Found Dept.

[LoungeMachine]

LOST HOPE

Item: Hope for the next generation

Last seen: 1990

Description: pathetic


We have, it would seem, a large section of 20-somethings out there without a clue. Can't find Iraq on a map, but can show you the cheats on GTA IV.

Think they're entitled to everything, above working hard, and smarter than anyone who has come before them.

They don't bother to learn, nor do they care about proper grammer, but can text 60 wpm.

Never owned or learned to play a real instrument, but think it's cool they've mastered Guitar Hero, and should be playing MSG

So, if anyone has seen my hope for the next generation, please let me know.

Reward Offered.

[twonabomber]

proper grammer

um...

[LoungeMachine]

um...

Nice catch.

Spelling is another pet peeve, yet I missed that one.

too funny

[twonabomber]

but hey, i agree with the rest of it. especially the Guitar Hero thing.

[hideyoursheep]

LOST HOPE
We have, it would seem, a large section of 20-somethings out there without a clue. Can't find Iraq on a map, but can show you the cheats on GTA IV.

Mabe there's at least a sliver of hope....there's a small percentage who can find Iraq under their feet and can show you cheats on GTA IV.

[Coyote]

but hey, i agree with the rest of it. especially the Guitar Hero thing.

Fuckin' low-IQ talentless cunts...

[hideyoursheep]

Anybody ever had the desire to play Guitar Zero?

It's Simon on a stick.

[chefcraig]

And what is with that whiny, crybaby music? Every time these doorknobs opens their mouths to sing, they look like they are about to collectively break into tears. Yeah, life blows, I get it. That doesn't mean I need a handful of mall fashion wearing pseudo punks to tell me about it. I swear, it's at times hard to suppress the urge of hitting these nitwits in the chops with a stack of Joe Walsh albums or a tube sock full of nickels.

[twonabomber]

Anybody ever had the desire to play Guitar Zero?

It's Simon on a stick.

i think i would rather be a hack at real guitar than good at fake guitar.

[Va Beach VH Fan]

I have to admit, I played GH for a while when I first got it for my son...

Now I don't play it at all, and my son plays with a real electric geetar, albeit not very well, yet....

'Course, I'm a southpaw (except for whacking off), and his geetar is a righty, so I'm doubly fucked...

[LoungeMachine]

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'Course, I'm a southpaw (except for whacking off), and his geetar is a righty, so I'm doubly fucked...

No see, I'm a lefty, who plays gtr/bass right handed.

People who play left handed, much like golfers who play left handed, look silly, and should be shot.

[BITEYOASS]

I can play Doors riffs better than I can play guitar hero.

[Va Beach VH Fan]

People who play left handed, much like golfers who play left handed, look silly, and should be shot.

Damn, so much for meeting you someday....

[LoungeMachine]

Damn, so much for meeting you someday....

I'd talk during your backswing anyway....

[LoungeMachine]

All is not lost though, some 20-somethings I know are sharp as a tack, real academic-types...maybe not street tough, but they know what's going on in the world and don't take things for granted.

Let all 3 of them know the world is counting on them.....