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  • Viking
    Veteran
    • Jan 2004
    • 1772

    Hello, I'm Viking and I'm an Antisocial Bastard

    Hi, my name is Viking, and I'm a recovering moderator. I started posting here in 1999, back when the Internet still didn't have a lot of good porn on it. Sarge apparently approved of my rapier-like wit so much, he made me a mod here in Fan Intro with a big-titted chick named Melein, which really wasn't a fun job, because I'm generally an anti-social sonofabitch and would rather have rectal polyps removed with a nail clipper than be pleasant to anyone. Then I helped create The Front Line, and I used to mod it with ELVIS and FORD (who was actually fucking Melein at the time).

    I haven't been a mod for a while now. I feel much better. Even the voices in my head have stopped.
  • Seshmeister
    ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

    • Oct 2003
    • 35155

    #2
    Originally posted by Viking
    Hi, my name is Viking, and I'm a recovering moderator. I started posting here in 1999, back when the Internet still didn't have a lot of good porn on it.
    Is that 10 years already?

    Holy cunt in a Christmas tree!

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    • Von Halen
      ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

      • Dec 2003
      • 7607

      #3
      Thanks for the reality check Viking. 10 fucking years....

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      • Matt White
        • Jun 2004
        • 20446

        #4
        Viking & Von.....

        CHEERS

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        • Va Beach VH Fan
          ROTH ARMY FOUNDER
          • Dec 2003
          • 17913

          #5
          Originally posted by Viking
          I started posting here in 1999
          1999 ?? I thought Sarge fired this bitch up in around May '00.... Whatever, long fucking time ago....
          Eat Us And Smile - The Originals

          "I have a very belligerent enthusiasm or an enthusiastic belligerence. I’m an intellectual slut." - David Lee Roth

          "We are part of the, not just the culture, but the geography. Van Halen music goes along with like fries with the burger." - David Lee Roth

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          • Seshmeister
            ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

            • Oct 2003
            • 35155

            #6
            First version was 1999 I think?

            Don't think I posted until 2000.

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            • Sarge
              ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

              • Feb 2003
              • 5422

              #7
              Website opened in winter 1998.
              I registered DLRARMY.COM on January 9th 1999.
              I think I opened the forums in 2000?
              Or was it 1999?
              ROTHARMY.COM WEBMASTER AND FOUNDER
              The Diamond David Lee Roth Army

              MY GROUPS ON ROTHARMY.COM
              [Fender Custom Shop Owners Club]

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              • Sarge
                ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

                • Feb 2003
                • 5422

                #8
                Originally posted by Viking
                Hi, my name is Viking, and I'm a recovering moderator. I started posting here in 1999, back when the Internet still didn't have a lot of good porn on it. Sarge apparently approved of my rapier-like wit so much, he made me a mod here in Fan Intro with a big-titted chick named Melein, which really wasn't a fun job, because I'm generally an anti-social sonofabitch and would rather have rectal polyps removed with a nail clipper than be pleasant to anyone. Then I helped create The Front Line, and I used to mod it with ELVIS and FORD (who was actually fucking Melein at the time).

                I haven't been a mod for a while now. I feel much better. Even the voices in my head have stopped.
                What up man?
                How have you been?
                I can't remember why you are not a mod anymore? Don't think it was me .. was it?
                You must have registered within the first week the forums opened...

                Breasts,
                ROTHARMY.COM WEBMASTER AND FOUNDER
                The Diamond David Lee Roth Army

                MY GROUPS ON ROTHARMY.COM
                [Fender Custom Shop Owners Club]

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                • Va Beach VH Fan
                  ROTH ARMY FOUNDER
                  • Dec 2003
                  • 17913

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Sarge
                  I can't remember why you are not a mod anymore?
                  I believe it was something about beastiality....
                  Eat Us And Smile - The Originals

                  "I have a very belligerent enthusiasm or an enthusiastic belligerence. I’m an intellectual slut." - David Lee Roth

                  "We are part of the, not just the culture, but the geography. Van Halen music goes along with like fries with the burger." - David Lee Roth

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                  • Va Beach VH Fan
                    ROTH ARMY FOUNDER
                    • Dec 2003
                    • 17913

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Sarge
                    Website opened in winter 1998.
                    I registered DLRARMY.COM on January 9th 1999.
                    I think I opened the forums in 2000?
                    Or was it 1999?
                    I think the forums opened in '00, right around the time we made the mass exodus from the Links...
                    Eat Us And Smile - The Originals

                    "I have a very belligerent enthusiasm or an enthusiastic belligerence. I’m an intellectual slut." - David Lee Roth

                    "We are part of the, not just the culture, but the geography. Van Halen music goes along with like fries with the burger." - David Lee Roth

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                    • LoungeMachine
                      DIAMOND STATUS
                      • Jul 2004
                      • 32555

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Va Beach VH Fan
                      I believe it was something about beastiality....
                      Didnt he give his mod room keys to someone?

                      No, that was someone else.....

                      nevermind.
                      Originally posted by Kristy
                      Dude, what in the fuck is wrong with you? I'm full of hate and I do drugs.
                      Originally posted by cadaverdog
                      I posted under aliases and I jerk off with a sock. Anything else to add?

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                      • GAR
                        Banned
                        • Jan 2004
                        • 10849

                        #12
                        Originally posted by Va Beach VH Fan
                        ..right around the time we made the mass exodus from the Links...
                        Fucking ASSHOLE!

                        Fucking Norton. Brett fucking Norton is an ASS

                        FUCK that guy.

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                        • GAR
                          Banned
                          • Jan 2004
                          • 10849

                          #13
                          Anyone who bailed on the Links I welcome openly!

                          Welcome back Viking

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                          • Seshmeister
                            ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

                            • Oct 2003
                            • 35155

                            #14
                            Originally posted by Sarge
                            I can't remember why you are not a mod anymore? Don't think it was me .. was it?
                            To be fair he didn't mention that he disappeared for at least a couple of years.

                            I seem to remember he went off to get a job as one of those guys that taps FORD's phone for the government but I may be mistaken...

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                            • twonabomber
                              formerly F A T
                              ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

                              • Jan 2004
                              • 11202

                              #15
                              Originally posted by Seshmeister
                              Is that 10 years already?

                              Holy cunt in a Christmas tree!
                              yup...
                              Writing In All Proper Case Takes Extra Time, Is Confusing To Read, And Is Completely Pointless.

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