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  • halenrox1
    Groupie
    • Jan 2009
    • 52

    Whats your Dicks Name????

    Mine is Atomic Punk but i was thinking about switching to Purple Headed Warrior!!!!!! HAHA!!!!!!
  • Sarge
    ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

    • Feb 2003
    • 5422

    #2
    If you name your own Dick, its gay.
    It's like talking in the 3rd person.

    A few women have named my rod.

    An English chick thought it was royalty and named it.
    "Lord Louis Longcock"

    Same girl called it..
    Captain Winkie (Off of Ace Ventura)

    Breasts,
    Sarge
    ROTHARMY.COM WEBMASTER AND FOUNDER
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    • Sarge
      ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

      • Feb 2003
      • 5422

      #3
      Originally posted by halenrox1
      Mine is Atomic Punk but i was thinking about switching to Purple Headed Warrior!!!!!! HAHA!!!!!!

      Why not

      Purple-Helmeted Yogurt Thrower
      ROTHARMY.COM WEBMASTER AND FOUNDER
      The Diamond David Lee Roth Army

      MY GROUPS ON ROTHARMY.COM
      [Fender Custom Shop Owners Club]

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      • BITEYOASS
        ROTH ARMY ELITE
        • Jan 2004
        • 6529

        #4
        Mr. Happy

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        • blonddgirl777
          ROCKSTAR

          • Mar 2005
          • 5805

          #5
          I named my husband's "His Name" JUNIOR... The Love Gun.
          http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e9...oman-movie.jpg
          Originally posted by Nitro Express
          ... What erases the linger of horniness more than Al Quaida? Then blondegirl can post some new hot dudes and stir a new wave of horniness...
          Originally posted by Jérôme Frenchise
          [B]... Cooking, I mean Cooking, is men's field...
          http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e9...i_triangle.jpg
          Originally posted by VanHalener
          ... Fight the Good Fight and Win!...
          Originally posted by FORD
          ... And let's face it, if mothers (except Chelsea Clinton's) ruled this world, there would be no goddamned war in the first place...

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          • blonddgirl777
            ROCKSTAR

            • Mar 2005
            • 5805

            #6
            Originally posted by BITEYOASS
            Mr. Happy
            Is he ALWAYS... Happy?
            http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e9...oman-movie.jpg
            Originally posted by Nitro Express
            ... What erases the linger of horniness more than Al Quaida? Then blondegirl can post some new hot dudes and stir a new wave of horniness...
            Originally posted by Jérôme Frenchise
            [B]... Cooking, I mean Cooking, is men's field...
            http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e9...i_triangle.jpg
            Originally posted by VanHalener
            ... Fight the Good Fight and Win!...
            Originally posted by FORD
            ... And let's face it, if mothers (except Chelsea Clinton's) ruled this world, there would be no goddamned war in the first place...

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            • Reverberator
              TOASTMASTER GENERAL
              • Aug 2004
              • 10774

              #7
              An Icelandic Black ladyboy prostitute named my coch " Mr Scary" or was that George Lynch?
              Originally posted by Mr Grimsdale
              the chazzers are so lucky
              so fortunate to be served by the dump messiah
              http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u...TheDMCross.jpg

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              • WARF
                DIAMOND STATUS
                • Jan 2004
                • 15318

                #8
                Mine is Johnny 5!

                Like the fucking robot from short circuit!

                Cuz its a steel rod... and I'm wired!

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                • FORD
                  ROTH ARMY MODERATOR

                  • Jan 2004
                  • 58759

                  #9
                  Gotta agree with Sarge here.... kinda gay to name your own dick. But that don't stop the chicks from doing so. My appendage has been given names ranging from "Mr. Happy" to "Hammer of the Gods" (she was really into Zeppelin, I guess) to one chick who used the more formal name "Richard". Told her that was OK, as long as she wasn't associating it with Nixon or Cheney.
                  Eat Us And Smile

                  Cenk For America 2024!!

                  Justice Democrats


                  "If the American people had ever known the truth about what we (the BCE) have done to this nation, we would be chased down in the streets and lynched." - Poppy Bush, 1992

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                  • LoungeMachine
                    DIAMOND STATUS
                    • Jul 2004
                    • 32555

                    #10
                    Originally posted by WARF
                    Mine is Johnny 5!

                    !
                    I'm sorry.

                    Hey, maybe size doesn't matter after all....

                    Originally posted by Kristy
                    Dude, what in the fuck is wrong with you? I'm full of hate and I do drugs.
                    Originally posted by cadaverdog
                    I posted under aliases and I jerk off with a sock. Anything else to add?

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                    • BITEYOASS
                      ROTH ARMY ELITE
                      • Jan 2004
                      • 6529

                      #11
                      Originally posted by blonddgirl777
                      Is he ALWAYS... Happy?
                      No, he just knows how to make my wife happy. It can [CLASSIFIED] by touching her [CLASSIFIED] causing her to have [CLASSIFIED] [CLASSIFIED], and it has nothing to do with size.

                      I'm not giving away my secrets!

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                      • DLR7884
                        ROCKSTAR

                        • Jan 2004
                        • 5847

                        #12
                        This thread is very, very gay.

                        DLR7884
                        It's very gay.
                        Originally Posted by WARF:
                        DLR7884 - This guy is one bad ass sonafabitch... I've seen him destroy peoples posting careers in a single sentence.

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                        • Panamark
                          DIAMOND STATUS
                          • Jan 2004
                          • 17113

                          #13
                          Dunno about naming my cock, but my asshole's name is Sammy !
                          Everytime I take a dump its Live without a Net time !!
                          BABY PANA 2 IS Coming !! All across the land, let the love and beer flow !
                          Love ya Mary Frances!

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                          • hideyoursheep
                            ROTH ARMY ELITE
                            • Jan 2007
                            • 6351

                            #14




                            My stuff has it's own drivers license.

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                            • GAR
                              Banned
                              • Jan 2004
                              • 10849

                              #15
                              Count DeVigenes. He can count to "1" digit.

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