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halenrox1
02-14-2009, 02:20 AM
Mine is Atomic Punk but i was thinking about switching to Purple Headed Warrior!!!!!! HAHA!!!!!! :dickhead:
Sarge
02-14-2009, 04:47 AM
If you name your own Dick, its gay.
It's like talking in the 3rd person.

A few women have named my rod.

An English chick thought it was royalty and named it.
"Lord Louis Longcock"

Same girl called it..
Captain Winkie (Off of Ace Ventura)

Breasts,
Sarge
Sarge
02-14-2009, 04:47 AM
Mine is Atomic Punk but i was thinking about switching to Purple Headed Warrior!!!!!! HAHA!!!!!! :dickhead:


Why not

Purple-Helmeted Yogurt Thrower
BITEYOASS
02-14-2009, 11:54 AM
Mr. Happy
blonddgirl777
02-14-2009, 11:56 AM
I named my husband's "His Name" JUNIOR... The Love Gun.
blonddgirl777
02-14-2009, 11:57 AM
Mr. Happy

Is he ALWAYS... Happy?
Reverberator
02-14-2009, 01:23 PM
An Icelandic Black ladyboy prostitute named my coch " Mr Scary" or was that George Lynch?
WARF
02-14-2009, 02:13 PM
Mine is Johnny 5!

Like the fucking robot from short circuit!

Cuz its a steel rod... and I'm wired!
FORD
02-14-2009, 02:46 PM
Gotta agree with Sarge here.... kinda gay to name your own dick. But that don't stop the chicks from doing so. My appendage has been given names ranging from "Mr. Happy" to "Hammer of the Gods" (she was really into Zeppelin, I guess) to one chick who used the more formal name "Richard". Told her that was OK, as long as she wasn't associating it with Nixon or Cheney.
LoungeMachine
02-14-2009, 03:30 PM
Mine is Johnny 5!

!

I'm sorry.

Hey, maybe size doesn't matter after all....

:gulp:
BITEYOASS
02-14-2009, 06:58 PM
Is he ALWAYS... Happy?

No, he just knows how to make my wife happy. It can [CLASSIFIED] by touching her [CLASSIFIED] causing her to have [CLASSIFIED] [CLASSIFIED], and it has nothing to do with size.

I'm not giving away my secrets! :D
DLR7884
02-14-2009, 07:13 PM
This thread is very, very gay.

DLR7884
It's very gay.
Panamark
02-14-2009, 10:35 PM
Dunno about naming my cock, but my asshole's name is Sammy !
Everytime I take a dump its Live without a Net time !!
hideyoursheep
02-14-2009, 10:41 PM
:poofters:



My stuff has it's own drivers license.
GAR
02-15-2009, 04:21 AM
Count DeVigenes. He can count to "1" digit.
Coyote
02-15-2009, 07:11 AM
Gotta agree with Sarge here.... kinda gay to name your own dick. But that don't stop the chicks from doing so.

Exactly.

One called it "nice", another one called it "My God"... :hitch:
Sarge
02-15-2009, 07:22 AM
Dunno about naming my cock, but my asshole's name is Sammy !
Everytime I take a dump its Live without a Net time !!

Good ole' Panamark.
Fuckin' Hilarious

Breasts,
Sarge
sadaist
02-15-2009, 07:37 AM
My last girlfriend named mine "mmmmffffmmmmmffff". :blow:
Susie Q
02-16-2009, 10:36 PM
Interesting....:confused11: