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  • LoungeMachine
    DIAMOND STATUS
    • Jul 2004
    • 32555

    Lounge Machine's Museum of Weird Instruments

    Originally posted by Kristy
    Dude, what in the fuck is wrong with you? I'm full of hate and I do drugs.
    Originally posted by cadaverdog
    I posted under aliases and I jerk off with a sock. Anything else to add?
  • chefcraig
    DIAMOND STATUS
    • Apr 2004
    • 12172

    #2
    Reminds me of the late Mark Sandman, who played a two-stringed slide bass in the often brilliant band Morphine. He was joined by a drummer and a fellow that played two saxes at the same time, which was a very old, old-school gimic.

    I've always maintained the odd guitar Robbie Robertson used in The Last Waltz was the strangest instrument I'd ever seen, let alone heard.

    Last edited by chefcraig; 02-19-2009, 08:12 PM.









    “The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge.”
    ― Stephen Hawking

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    • kwame k
      TOASTMASTER GENERAL
      • Feb 2008
      • 11302

      #3

      Harmonic Generator
      Created by Isac Zal, the Harmonic Generator is a new experimental electronic instrument. It consists of five main components:

      64 piano strings on the outside of the device are chromatically tuned to 32 notes.


      32 corresponding motors with bristle paint brushes beating the strings at controlled speeds


      a homemade keyboard, played like a piano, controls motors.


      12 pick-ups that focus on one octave of strings


      a transducer at the end of the instrument that feeds back the sound of the pick-ups into the large resonance hull


      Each of the 32 motors, hovering over the chromatically tuned piano strings, rotates a paint brush from 600-2000 revolutions per minute, which stimulates pure harmonic sound. The 12 sound pickups hover over the strings, shooting the sound back into the metal body of the instrument in order to induce harmonic feedback.

      The resulting sound of this new instrument can only be described as a symphony inside the belly of a whale!
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      Originally posted by vandeleur
      E- Jesus . Playing both sides because he didnt understand the argument in the first place

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      • kwame k
        TOASTMASTER GENERAL
        • Feb 2008
        • 11302

        #4


        Ben Franklin's Armonica.



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        Originally posted by vandeleur
        E- Jesus . Playing both sides because he didnt understand the argument in the first place

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        • LoungeMachine
          DIAMOND STATUS
          • Jul 2004
          • 32555

          #5
          Here's one for Kwame.....

          Originally posted by Kristy
          Dude, what in the fuck is wrong with you? I'm full of hate and I do drugs.
          Originally posted by cadaverdog
          I posted under aliases and I jerk off with a sock. Anything else to add?

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          • sadaist
            TOASTMASTER GENERAL
            • Jul 2004
            • 11625

            #6
            Back story to this one.

            "Dan Wagoner modified his first guitar (a Fender stratocaster) to include a weird sound generator analogue synth. The synth control knobs protrude from a hand made pick guard made from a motherboard. Three switches have been mounted in the fingerboard. This instrument liberates the synth player, allowing them to assume outrageous poses previously reserved for guitarists. The downside is there are no strings."



            “Great losses often bring only a numb shock. To truly plunge a victim into misery, you must overwhelm him with many small sufferings.”

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            • DLR7884
              ROCKSTAR

              • Jan 2004
              • 5847

              #7
              Originally posted by LoungeMachine
              So that's what Dolph Lundgren does now?

              DLR7884
              I always wondered what happened to Ivan Drago.
              Originally Posted by WARF:
              DLR7884 - This guy is one bad ass sonafabitch... I've seen him destroy peoples posting careers in a single sentence.

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              • kwame k
                TOASTMASTER GENERAL
                • Feb 2008
                • 11302

                #8
                Originally posted by LoungeMachine
                Here's one for Kwame.....

                Oh fuck yeah! Terry Bozzio's kit.
                Originally posted by vandeleur
                E- Jesus . Playing both sides because he didnt understand the argument in the first place

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                • Panamark
                  DIAMOND STATUS
                  • Jan 2004
                  • 17113

                  #9
                  That kit takes the cake ... Fooken hell..
                  Even comes with a xylophone and DJ' scratch player...
                  Would hate to be the roadies for that drummer !
                  BABY PANA 2 IS Coming !! All across the land, let the love and beer flow !
                  Love ya Mary Frances!

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                  • LoungeMachine
                    DIAMOND STATUS
                    • Jul 2004
                    • 32555

                    #10
                    And knowing fucking drummers the way I do....

                    EVERY cymbal and tom HAS to be used at least once per night....

                    LMMFAO

                    Originally posted by Kristy
                    Dude, what in the fuck is wrong with you? I'm full of hate and I do drugs.
                    Originally posted by cadaverdog
                    I posted under aliases and I jerk off with a sock. Anything else to add?

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                    • GO-SPURS-GO
                      Sniper
                      • Feb 2007
                      • 907

                      #11
                      Lounge, are your pictures real?
                      https://www.facebook.com/warren.hammonds.58
                      http://www.soundclick.com/bands/defa...bandID=1001063

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                      • Panamark
                        DIAMOND STATUS
                        • Jan 2004
                        • 17113

                        #12
                        Originally posted by LoungeMachine
                        And knowing fucking drummers the way I do....

                        EVERY cymbal and tom HAS to be used at least once per night....

                        LMMFAO

                        Imagine the drummer saying to the roadie/drum tech...
                        Aww man, one of my toms is out... Dont know which one,
                        but tune it, BITCH !
                        BABY PANA 2 IS Coming !! All across the land, let the love and beer flow !
                        Love ya Mary Frances!

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                        • GAR
                          Banned
                          • Jan 2004
                          • 10849

                          #13
                          The current hiatus in weird instruments is Circuitbents.

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                          • kwame k
                            TOASTMASTER GENERAL
                            • Feb 2008
                            • 11302

                            #14
                            Originally posted by Panamark
                            Imagine the drummer saying to the roadie/drum tech...
                            Aww man, one of my toms is out... Dont know which one,
                            but tune it, BITCH !
                            Funny you should mention that because Terry Bozzio does tune his drums to notes......


                            10" snare tuned to D (puresound snares)
                            13 - 8" x 3" piccolo toms - chromatically tuned from high C to C an octave lower (drums descend in 1/2 step in pitch from upper l down to lower r at a diagonal angle)
                            12" solid craviotto snare tuned to B (puresound snares)
                            8" x 3" piccolo tom tuned to Bb
                            8" x 6" tom tuned to A
                            4 - 10"x 6" toms G-F-E-D
                            10" x 8" tuned to C
                            12" x 6" tuned to B
                            12" x 8" tuned to A
                            13" x 9" tuned to G
                            14" x 10" tuned to F
                            16" x 12" tuned to E


                            12" chinese gong or
                            8" x 3" foot tom tuned to
                            10" x foot tom tuned to
                            12" x foot tom tuned to
                            10" hi hat
                            vic firth/emil richards jingle stick
                            paul e. "mooneye" wooded headed tambourine
                            12" paul e. wooden headed djembe
                            16" x bd tuned to F (w/ akg d-112 may mic)
                            left remote china hi hat 16" over 18"
                            20" x 12" bd tuned to C (w/ akg d-112 may mic)
                            spoxe hi hat
                            12" hi hats
                            20" x 16" main left kick drum (muffled) tuned to Bb (w/ akg d-112 may mic)
                            pete englehardt metal tambourine shaker or tb special tambourine foot plate jingle device
                            20" x 16" main right kick drum (muffled) tuned to G (w/ akg d-112 may mic)
                            24" x 14" bd tuned to A (w/ akg d-112 may mic)
                            right remote hi hats 16" over 20"
                            18" x bd tuned to D (w/ akg d-112 may mic)
                            18" x bd tuned to E (w/ akg d-112 may mic)
                            20" x 8" bd tuned to B (w/ akg d-112 may mic)


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                            Having posted all that, I can say! Jesus, get a life dude! It's the fucking drums! Having said that.......a poorly tuned kit is the same as an out of tune guitar........sounds like shit!
                            Originally posted by vandeleur
                            E- Jesus . Playing both sides because he didnt understand the argument in the first place

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                            • Diamondjimi
                              DIAMOND STATUS
                              • May 2004
                              • 12086

                              #15
                              Originally posted by LoungeMachine
                              Here's one for Kwame.....

                              I've witnessed Bozzio play this kit with ZPZ. Fucking insane!
                              Trolls take heed...LOG OUT & FUCK OFF!!!

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