Lyric snippets That Sam the clam could have never written for Van Halen

[lesfunk]

"Catch as catch"....
"see a gun is real easy in this desperate part of town"
"Put one and one together and it blows my mind"
"here's to your thin,red line I'm stepping over"
"You corner my dog, it don't let you pass
Got a bad little' woman, gon' bite yo' ass"
"I found the simple life ain't so simple"
"I am a victim of the science age"
"I'll protect you baby with my Elephant gun"
"Waltzed through the door wised up quick"

Feel Free to cuntribute

[GAR]

"can't crow before I'm outta the woods.." my #1 fave DLR line..

[lesfunk]

I purposely didn't post that one to see who would

[Mr Walker]

'Don't have to show you proof of anything...
I know the law, friend!'

[GAR]

"jury looked at me say, 'outta luck' "

[FORD]

Wolves at my door wised up quick.
Turn here and gone from on the go.
Seems the old folks who come up short were the pretty
little kids who didn't want it, no.

[lesfunk]

Here's one Sam could have written:
" I can't wait to feel your love tonight"

[sadaist]

Danger in the rearview mirror, there's trouble in the wind
Badness bringing up the rear, the menace is loose again

[kwame k]

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[lesfunk]

Well, that liquor in the nighttime leaves strange memories...

[lesfunk]

Some goes to women, some goes to Jesus,
though I'm absolutely certain both's all right.
But it takes me at least halfway to the label
'fore I can even make it through the night.

[lesfunk]

I told her, never in hell, no special reason.
Must a lied 'cause I ain't leavin'.
We're in for a very long night.

[lesfunk]

Outside the wire somethin's movin'
The barn burnt down now I can see the moon

[lesfunk]

Now Let's pause for a moment and Cuntpare ,shall we?

Sunday morning 9 a.m.
I saw fire in the sky
I felt my heart pound in my chest
I heard an eagle cry

[kwame k]

How does that one go..........only time will tell, if we stand the test of time.