Lyric snippets That Sam the clam could have never written for Van Halen

[lesfunk]

"Catch as catch"....
"see a gun is real easy in this desperate part of town"
"Put one and one together and it blows my mind"
"here's to your thin,red line I'm stepping over"
"You corner my dog, it don't let you pass
Got a bad little' woman, gon' bite yo' ass"
"I found the simple life ain't so simple"
"I am a victim of the science age"
"I'll protect you baby with my Elephant gun"
"Waltzed through the door wised up quick"

Feel Free to cuntribute:hitch:

[GAR]

"can't crow before I'm outta the woods.." my #1 fave DLR line..

[lesfunk]

I purposely didn't post that one to see who would

[Mr Walker]

'Don't have to show you proof of anything...
I know the law, friend!'

[GAR]

"jury looked at me say, 'outta luck' "

[FORD]

Wolves at my door wised up quick.
Turn here and gone from on the go.
Seems the old folks who come up short were the pretty
little kids who didn't want it, no.

[lesfunk]

Here's one Sam could have written:
" I can't wait to feel your love tonight":umm:

[sadaist]

Danger in the rearview mirror, there's trouble in the wind
Badness bringing up the rear, the menace is loose again

[kwame k]

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[lesfunk]

Well, that liquor in the nighttime leaves strange memories...

[lesfunk]

Some goes to women, some goes to Jesus,
though I'm absolutely certain both's all right.
But it takes me at least halfway to the label
'fore I can even make it through the night.

[lesfunk]

I told her, never in hell, no special reason.
Must a lied 'cause I ain't leavin'.
We're in for a very long night.

[lesfunk]

Outside the wire somethin's movin'
The barn burnt down now I can see the moon

[lesfunk]

Sunday morning 9 a.m.
I saw fire in the sky
I felt my heart pound in my chest
I heard an eagle cry :hee:

[kwame k]

How does that one go..........only time will tell, if we stand the test of time. :barf:

[Diamondjimi]

Fools- "Why behave in public if you're living on a playground?"

[kwame k]

Well, I have to......Have you seen Junior's grades.

[wiseguy]

-"Blue eyed murderer in a size five dress"
-"She wore a whole lot of not enough And served it up with class Had a sunny disposition
And a somewhat shady past"
-"Wow! Don't you lie Just you listen thru me My words at best to you A fortune coo-coo-coo-kie"
-"Say you're gonna leave me 'Cause I only tie you up I always loved you tender But you only like it rough Woman bound for glory Why you leavin' me again?"


He is the only one that can do what he does thats why we do love him tha way we do.

[GAR]

Here's one Sam could have written:
" I can't wait to feel your love tonight":umm:

He'd write something about supper tonight instead, or Hot Pockets for lunch.

[GAR]

Sunday morning 9 a.m.
I saw fire in the sky
I felt my heart pound in my chest
I heard an eagle cry :hee:

??? wtf..

[wiseguy]

oh shit, I forgot one....

"Hummana baybadda zummana baybadda hummana baybadda zummana BOP!!"

[Andy Taylor]

Nah that one is close to the Louis Prima original.

[Combat Ready]

And off they drove,
late night still life,
paper moon shinin' brilliantly.

I'm sure he thinks that's cool
'cause any moon or mouse says he's a friend of hers
and this one will do just fine.

So what do you say we........ go lookin'?

***********


Till I finally made it
Life was kinda hit or miss

But after I made it
Life was "Take a hit of this"

And I'd love to talk philosophy
But I've gotta take a piss

Man, that philosophy runs right through ya
Take it from me baby


I've got experience

[Combat Ready]

Oh yeah.....


Heard a vicious rumor from your mama's tongue
You a desperate woman, need a man with a gun

High crime zone, in the city o' lights

[Combat Ready]

-"She wore a whole lot of not enough And served it up with class Had a sunny disposition
And a somewhat shady past"

He is the only one that can do what he does thats why we do love him tha way we do.


Her T shirt ended early and her hot pants started late!

Nice!

[wiseguy]

Ain't nothing's once upon a time
Got a rosy future, and a big behind
Might get lucky
Never mind
I hear beginners do it
All the time!!



She looks like Monroe
It's a good impersonation
From start to finish
It's her better side
Head over heels
Yes, he feels a strange sensation
Excedrin Headache #65


And it's up the road
Turn right next Thursday
Think that's where I'm gone I ain't drownin' just wavin'
Ain't even worh a song
See ya in the funny papers
Guess that's where I'll be


-cause i got it thumpin' through the hallways, thats why.

[Onofrio]

Yeah I'm walkin'
Don't need no ride
No explanation
Just wastin' time

Neighbors getting crazy bout the noise next door
It's a major violation
Carried away for sure

See I've been tried and convicted
It's winner take all
I want a run for my money
Thats all

[DavidLeeNatra]

"I look good and I'm funny, so why'm I lonesome honey

The gypsy said the problem with you
You need some sensible shoes"

[jero]

She said
"Honey read the small print
If ya wanna be with me
When it comes to you and fashion
You're a totally emergency!

[ELVIS]

That last one was pretty stupid...


:elvis:

[Coyote]

Danger in the rearview mirror, there's trouble in the wind
Badness bringing up the rear, the menace is loose again

Also sounds like Hunter Thompson's writing...

(I thought it was ''Madness bringing up the rear"?)

[DavidLeeNatra]

That last one was pretty stupid...


:elvis:

Shall our Dutch brother explain it to you? ;)

[ELVIS]

No, I just find those lyrics just as lame and shallow as some of the Hagar lyrics I know...

[Onofrio]

I've known fast livin'
I've known wine, women, and song
Become the long locomotive for me
Big train, keep rollin'
Not me, I'm goin'
Before wine, women, and song
Turn into beer, the old lady, and TV

[jero]

Shall our Dutch brother explain it to you? ;)

By the way, have a blast tomorrow! Happy birthday my friend.

[GreenBayLA]

You guys hit on a lot of my faves but here's a few more

The question is not 'does love exist?'
But when she leaves where she goes
I got the feeling she don't know either
Wait like the wind watch where she blows
~Secrets

All I want to give you woman, is the best part of a man.
~The Full Bug

[stringfelowhawk]

I can't believe no one posted on of my favorite and funniest one liners from "Panama". "I've got an on ramp runnin through my bedroom!"

Now who's that babe with the fabulous shadow?
It's only one scene, but to me it don't matter
Her movies get down like you won't find in my hometown
They won't believe it when they see what they're seein'
Go see baby now!
Pictures on the silver screen
Greatest thing you've ever seen
Now her name is up in lights
Everything turns out all right
Daddy's little sweetie after some damn rainbow
Got the big deal in the back of a limo
Now showbiz is so thrillin', the camera rolls she's willin'
They won't believe it when they see what they're seein'
Go see baby now!
Hey, you remember when that girl was prom queen?
Oh wow! Take it off! Take it all off!
Pictures on the silver screen
Greatest thing you've ever seen
Now her name is up in lights
Everything turns out all right
Now they believe it, now that they've seen it
Go see baby now!
Pictures on the silver screen
Greatest thing you've ever seen
Now my baby's up in lights
Everything turns out all right
Lights! Camera! Action!
:hee:

[Top Jimmy]

"Waltzed through the door wised up quick"


uh, is this a test?

It's "Wolves at the door, wised up quick..."

'A' for effort, though....good thread.:biggrin:

[Top Jimmy]

A little zen, headed your way
You'll get it....halfway down the interstate
Four days from now...It all goes clear
A Buddhist riff for your inner ear

4 days, my ass...took Ed over a decade to get it.

[TAKIN WHISKEY]

Lose the dress, keep the shoes

[VAiN]

'I'm your last loose end...'

[GreenBayLA]

Etch-a-sketch, etch-a-sketch
Brilliant homage to pop culture from Little Guitars ;)

[Onofrio]

Well look at me
got me in her sights
Is this a blessing in disguise?
Fatality on a Saturday night
Whoo!
Right between the eyes
Well honey I know your never satisfied
just a pair a' dice on a role
Got to take the fat chance
This aint suicide
Sit back and let it all unfold

[Big Troubles]

Fav is Wanna see my ID? Try to clip my wings
Don't have to show you proof o' anything


and from the same song





I told her "Never in hell, no special reason"
Musta lied 'cause I ain't leavin'

[VAiN]

Fav is Wanna see my ID? Try to clip my wings
Don't have to show you proof o' anything


and from the same song





I told her "Never in hell, no special reason"
Musta lied 'cause I ain't leavin'

That's probably my favorite VH song... it's just full of great lines and some fucking awesome guitars

[FORD]

That's probably my favorite VH song... it's just full of great lines

Even if Dave couldn't remember them half the time.....

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[vaijuju]

Even if Dave couldn't remember them half the time.....

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YouTube - Van Halen - Romeo Delight - Largo '82 (Upgrade) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mcp5TdHyPuk)

YouTube - Van Halen Romeo Delight Live Sao Paulo Brazil 83 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yTIn0RFhQZc)

It's a favorite dave's joke

[vaijuju]

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romeo delight "largo" 1982


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romeo delight "brazil" 1983