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Check this shit out..... Kiss Burger.
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Every successful business needs to have a unique angle to beat out the competition. At KISS BURGER we have literally "beat off" the competition with our pattened "LOVE GUN" Secret Sauce! (contains the DNA from at least 2 original members of KISS)
McDonalds thought of mixing ketchup and thousand island dressing - thanks for the effort, you drunken Irish mime! Wendy's advertises that they use "fresh meat" - right next to a picture of a young girl in pigtails. Perverts. In 'n Out Burger hides secret religious messages in their wrappers. Oy Vey! Carl's Jr. allegedly hates minorities - (look it up) And lastly, El Pollo Loco has been transmitting secret signals to Mexicans for years begging them to come to California - mainly to attack Carl's Jr. in 2010 - so it's a wash, basically.
At KISS BURGER we're determined to give our customers the best quality product we can deliver - without relying on cheap gimmicks. At KISS BURGER we let the food do the talking!
We not only select the best ingredients possible, we ARE the ingredients. That's right, our KISS BURGER "LOVE GUN" SECRET SAUCE actually contains DNA from at least two founding members of KISS - GUARANTEED! Quality you can taste in every bite -- and extra protein your body needs!
I can't tell you how our DNA got there - but trust me, it's in there... -
"Those Indians will work the drive through window 60 hours for, like, a dime and a bowl of Cocoa Puffs."
Lovely.
Had to read it twice to make sure it was a parody, because it sure reads like a Simmons interview.Scramby eggs and bacon.Comment
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Trolls take heed...
LOG OUT & FUCK OFF!!!Comment
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Oh shit. So sorry.
Fun stuff though.
Dump this please.
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