American taste for soft toilet roll 'worse than driving Hummers'

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  • Sarge
    ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

    • Feb 2003
    • 5422

    American taste for soft toilet roll 'worse than driving Hummers'

    American taste for soft toilet roll 'worse than driving Hummers'

    Extra-soft, quilted and multi-ply toilet roll made from virgin forest causes more damage than gas-guzzlers, fast food or McMansions, say campaigners

    The tenderness of the delicate American buttock is causing more environmental devastation than the country's love of gas-guzzling cars, fast food or McMansions, according to green campaigners. At fault, they say, is the US public's insistence on extra-soft, quilted and multi-ply products when they use the bathroom.
    "This is a product that we use for less than three seconds and the ecological consequences of manufacturing it from trees is enormous," said Allen Hershkowitz, a senior scientist at the Natural Resources Defence Council.
    "Future generations are going to look at the way we make toilet paper as one of the greatest excesses of our age. Making toilet paper from virgin wood is a lot worse than driving Hummers in terms of global warming pollution." Making toilet paper has a significant impact because of chemicals used in pulp manufacture and cutting down forests.
    A campaign by Greenpeace seeks to raise consciousness among Americans about the environmental costs of their toilet habits and counter an aggressive new push by the paper industry giants to market so-called luxury brands.
    More than 98% of the toilet roll sold in America comes from virgin forests, said Hershkowitz. In Europe and Latin America, up to 40% of toilet paper comes from recycled products. Greenpeace this week launched a cut-out-and-keep ecological ranking of toilet paper products.
    "We have this myth in the US that recycled is just so low quality, it's like cardboard and is impossible to use," said Lindsey Allen, the forestry campaigner of Greenpeace.
    The campaigning group says it produced the guide to counter an aggressive marketing push by the big paper product makers in which celebrities talk about the comforts of luxury brands of toilet paper and tissue.
    Those brands, which put quilting and pockets of air between several layers of paper, are especially damaging to the environment.
    Paper manufacturers such as Kimberly-Clark have identified luxury brands such as three-ply tissues or tissues infused with hand lotion as the fastest-growing market share in a highly competitive industry. Its latest television advertisements show a woman caressing tissue infused with hand lotion.
    The New York Times reported a 40% rise in sales of luxury brands of toilet paper in 2008. Paper companies are anxious to keep those percentages up, even as the recession bites. And Reuters reported that Kimberly-Clark spent $25m in its third quarter on advertising to persuade Americans against trusting their bottoms to cheaper brands.
    But Kimberly-Clark, which touts its green credentials on its website, rejects the idea that it is pushing destructive products on an unwitting American public.
    Dave Dixon, a company spokesman, said toilet paper and tissue from recycled fibre had been on the market for years. If Americans wanted to buy them, they could.
    "For bath tissue Americans in particular like the softness and strength that virgin fibres provides," Dixon said. "It's the quality and softness the consumers in America have come to expect."
    Longer fibres in virgin wood are easier to lay out and fluff up for a softer tissue. Dixon said the company used products from sustainbly farmed forests in Canada.
    Americans already consume vastly more paper than any other country — about three times more per person than the average European, and 100 times more than the average person in China.
    Barely a third of the paper products sold in America are from recycled sources — most of it comes from virgin forests.
    "I really do think it is overwhelmingly an American phenomenom," said Hershkowitz. "People just don't understand that softness equals ecological destruction."
    Extra-soft, quilted and multi-ply toilet roll made from virgin wood causes more damage than gas-guzzlers, fast food or McMansions, say campaigners
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  • Sarge
    ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

    • Feb 2003
    • 5422

    #2
    American taste for soft toilet roll 'worse than driving Hummers'
    Who taste's toilet paper?
    WTF!

    Breasts,
    Sarge
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    • LoungeMachine
      DIAMOND STATUS
      • Jul 2004
      • 32555

      #3
      Originally posted by Sarge
      Who taste's toilet paper?
      WTF!

      Breasts,
      Sarge
      The same people who have a taste for OU812 ?

      Originally posted by Kristy
      Dude, what in the fuck is wrong with you? I'm full of hate and I do drugs.
      Originally posted by cadaverdog
      I posted under aliases and I jerk off with a sock. Anything else to add?

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      • LoungeMachine
        DIAMOND STATUS
        • Jul 2004
        • 32555

        #4
        Reminds me of the Gallagher line....

        Soft? Fuck that. I want something that's going to rough me up

        Originally posted by Kristy
        Dude, what in the fuck is wrong with you? I'm full of hate and I do drugs.
        Originally posted by cadaverdog
        I posted under aliases and I jerk off with a sock. Anything else to add?

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        • Coyote
          ROTH ARMY SUPREME
          • Jan 2004
          • 8185

          #5
          Oh sweet Jebus...
          Why settle for something you have, if it's not as good as something you're out to get?

          Originally posted by Seshmeister
          It's like putting up a YouTube of Bach and playing Chopstix on your Bontempi...

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          • sadaist
            TOASTMASTER GENERAL
            • Jul 2004
            • 11625

            #6
            Originally posted by LoungeMachine
            Reminds me of the Gallagher line....

            Soft? Fuck that. I want something that's going to rough me up

            That's what the $2 pints and 3 am burrito are supposed to do
            “Great losses often bring only a numb shock. To truly plunge a victim into misery, you must overwhelm him with many small sufferings.”

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            • Blaze
              Full Member Status

              • Jan 2009
              • 4371

              #7
              freaks me out to be reminded that there are people out there that don't use a wet wipe or shower after poohing. WTF, would you wipe your counter with a dry rag? I imagine.... second thought.... you don't want to know.
              Last edited by Blaze; 03-01-2009, 01:12 PM.
              "I have heard there are troubles of more than one kind. - Some come from ahead and some come from behind. - But I've bought a big bat. I'm all ready you see. - Now my troubles are going to have troubles with me!" ~ Dr. Seuss
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              • hideyoursheep
                ROTH ARMY ELITE
                • Jan 2007
                • 6351

                #8
                Originally posted by Blaze
                freaks me out to be reminded that there are people out there that don't use a wet wipe or shower after poohing. WTF, would you wipe your counter with a dry rag? I imagine.... second thought.... you don't want to know.

                Smell my finger.

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                • Blaze
                  Full Member Status

                  • Jan 2009
                  • 4371

                  #9
                  I absolutely refuse to and will not waver on this point.
























                  On a side note:
                  While looking for a smilie, I came across this one ->

                  It says pray, but it looks like an angel with balls.
                  "I have heard there are troubles of more than one kind. - Some come from ahead and some come from behind. - But I've bought a big bat. I'm all ready you see. - Now my troubles are going to have troubles with me!" ~ Dr. Seuss
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