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if you lost both hands...
how would you masturbate?
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i would rub myself up against attractive women,
at least until they became soggy....Comment
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what is masturbating?Originally posted by Cato
Golden, why are you FAT?http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u...TheDMCross.jpgOriginally posted by lesfunk
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Women don't do THAT! :eek:http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e9...oman-movie.jpg
Originally posted by Nitro Express
... What erases the linger of horniness more than Al Quaida? Then blondegirl can post some new hot dudes and stir a new wave of horniness...http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e9...i_triangle.jpgOriginally posted by Jérôme Frenchise
[B]... Cooking, I mean Cooking, is men's field...Originally posted by VanHalener
... Fight the Good Fight and Win!...Originally posted by FORD
... And let's face it, if mothers (except Chelsea Clinton's) ruled this world, there would be no goddamned war in the first place...Comment
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Get someone else to jack me off, or have someone drill a hole in a tree for me to stick it in.Comment
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Why a tree?
You've got this thing for trees?
L.O.L.http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e9...oman-movie.jpg
Originally posted by Nitro Express
... What erases the linger of horniness more than Al Quaida? Then blondegirl can post some new hot dudes and stir a new wave of horniness...http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e9...i_triangle.jpgOriginally posted by Jérôme Frenchise
[B]... Cooking, I mean Cooking, is men's field...Originally posted by VanHalener
... Fight the Good Fight and Win!...Originally posted by FORD
... And let's face it, if mothers (except Chelsea Clinton's) ruled this world, there would be no goddamned war in the first place...Comment
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Re: if you lost both hands...
Originally posted by Cato
how would you masturbate?
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You'd find a girl with no arms and give each other stump-jobsComment
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i'd get ribs removed or vertebrae removed to be able to blow myself"It seems like 40 days and 40 nights since someone used my first name, including you."Comment
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That's a very good idea... actually, you don't need to loose your hands to aquire that feature!Originally posted by Rat Salade
i'd get ribs removed or vertebrae removed to be able to blow myselfhttp://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e9...oman-movie.jpg
Originally posted by Nitro Express
... What erases the linger of horniness more than Al Quaida? Then blondegirl can post some new hot dudes and stir a new wave of horniness...http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e9...i_triangle.jpgOriginally posted by Jérôme Frenchise
[B]... Cooking, I mean Cooking, is men's field...Originally posted by VanHalener
... Fight the Good Fight and Win!...Originally posted by FORD
... And let's face it, if mothers (except Chelsea Clinton's) ruled this world, there would be no goddamned war in the first place...Comment
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I would use my injury to get sympathy from chicks so they would fuck me and I wouldn't have to masturbate.No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!Comment
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Re: Re: if you lost both hands...
no. masturbation must be done alone because it's masturbation.Originally posted by ThrillsNSpills
You'd find a girl with no arms and give each other stump-jobsDon't notice most of my posts are less than 2 lines...
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Bingo.Originally posted by Nitro Express
I would use my injury to get sympathy from chicks so they would fuck me and I wouldn't have to masturbate.
That would be my tactic as well.
Failing that, there's always the vacuum cleaner
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Or put some beef gravy on your pecker and have the family dog suck you off.Originally posted by binnie
Bingo.
That would be my tactic as well.
Failing that, there's always the vacuum cleaner
No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!Comment
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Just so long as it doesn't mistake it for a chew-toy. Ouch! If that happened, and you had no hands to fight the dog off, much pain could ensue.....Originally posted by Nitro Express
Or put some beef gravy on your pecker and have the family dog suck you off.
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