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  • Panamark
    DIAMOND STATUS
    • Jan 2004
    • 17113

    I jizz in my pants

    THIRTY MILLION people have played it on YouTube, it's the most downloaded video track on Australian iTunes and it features cameos from Justin Timberlake and Molly Sims.

    But Jizz In My Pants, by The Lonely Island, is a song you're unlikely to ever hear on Australian radio.

    It’s just too rude.

    The track - about an unfortunate recurring case of premature ejaculation – includes the lines: "Checked my phone and saw you rang and I / JIZZED IN MY PANTS / Open my window and a breeze rolls in and I / JIZZ IN MY PANTS / When Bruce Willis was dead at the end of sixth sense I / JIZZED IN MY PANTS".

    Sydney's mainstream broadcast giant, Nova 969, played the song just twice during the week, both times late in the evening.

    On Nova and Sea FM stations nationally, the song was aired 10 times - in total.

    The Lonely Island - Andy Samberg, Jorma Taccone, and Akiva Schaffer - confirmed radio stations were also avoiding the cult hit in the US.

    "It's selling really well on iTunes and it's received millions and millions of hits on YouTube, but I don't think many radio stations are actually playing it because it's so dirty," they told news.com.au.

    "We do have a clean version which we've been sending out, where they bleep out the ‘jizz.’ There's some moaning that goes over the ‘jizz.’ It's me and Andy going "errrrrr, in my pants," but we're not sure how many are playing it," said writer and singer Jorma Taccone.

    Nova 969 music director Toni Pipicelli said the song's strong following on YouTube could mean increased play.

    “It's great talking point with our listeners, and with it now doing so well on the iTunes charts, we’re giving it some more spot play,” she said.

    The Lonely Island describe the track as “pretty harmless”, and say that’s borne out by the lack of protest from Christian and family groups.

    "There has been surprisingly little fanfare. I mean, who's going to mess with the guy in the corner jizzing in his pants, you just feel bad for him, you just want to stay out of his way. Hopefully most people will just see that it's all in decent fun."

    They say the reason for the song's success is simple.

    "People are really immature. I think it’s the combination of a hilarious concept, married with a hot beat. That level of sarcasm is never going to come out in print."

    The trio said while “cleaning up the song” dimished its comedic appeal, they were willing to do it to get their music to a broader audience.

    "The main reason we're making this record is so kids can listen to it and I think if they can still get the joke and it remains something that parents deem appropriate for them to hear then its a win, if it's a little softened up, it's because it's for people who should hear it a little softened up."

    The lack of airplay hasn't put the celebs off either.

    The Lonely Island album Incredibad features Justin Timberlake as the star of their hit Dick in a Box, Natalie Portman has her own rap song called Natalie’s Rap, T-Pain collaborated with them on I'm On A Boat and other celebrities such as Jack Black, Norah Jones and Julian Casablancas of The Strokes have joined in.

    The Californian trio - dubbed by critics as the world’s “funniest comedy team for the internet generation” – has now landed a three-album deal with Universal Republic.

    So with some of the biggest names in America clambering to get a piece of The Lonely Island, is there any chance they’d try to get Obama on board?

    "I really hope he has better things to do than hang out with us making songs," they laughed.
    BABY PANA 2 IS Coming !! All across the land, let the love and beer flow !
    Love ya Mary Frances!
  • Panamark
    DIAMOND STATUS
    • Jan 2004
    • 17113

    #2
    Linkage

    Cult YouTube, iTunes hit by The Lonely Island shunned by radio | Music | News.com.au
    BABY PANA 2 IS Coming !! All across the land, let the love and beer flow !
    Love ya Mary Frances!

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    • Panamark
      DIAMOND STATUS
      • Jan 2004
      • 17113

      #3
      He opens the window and Jizzes himself ??
      BABY PANA 2 IS Coming !! All across the land, let the love and beer flow !
      Love ya Mary Frances!

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      • Terry
        TOASTMASTER GENERAL
        • Jan 2004
        • 11957

        #4
        Yeah, well, fuck me...I jizz in my pants at the drop of a hat, too. Yet I don't feel the need to write a song about it.
        Scramby eggs and bacon.

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        • Panamark
          DIAMOND STATUS
          • Jan 2004
          • 17113

          #5
          Originally posted by Terry
          Yeah, well, fuck me...I jizz in my pants at the drop of a hat, too. Yet I don't feel the need to write a song about it.
          If our paths ever cross Terry, remind me not to drop my hat !!! lol
          BABY PANA 2 IS Coming !! All across the land, let the love and beer flow !
          Love ya Mary Frances!

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          • Panamark
            DIAMOND STATUS
            • Jan 2004
            • 17113

            #6
            Aw man.. Props to Loungie, he actually posted the vid in non before this
            thread. I just saw the auto similar threads link after I started....
            Guess I shall have to thieve his linky link !!
            BABY PANA 2 IS Coming !! All across the land, let the love and beer flow !
            Love ya Mary Frances!

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            • Panamark
              DIAMOND STATUS
              • Jan 2004
              • 17113

              #7
              Here tis.... Thanks Loungeman !

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              BABY PANA 2 IS Coming !! All across the land, let the love and beer flow !
              Love ya Mary Frances!

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              • LoungeMachine
                DIAMOND STATUS
                • Jul 2004
                • 32555

                #8
                My, err, pleasure, Marky.

                Funny shit.

                Originally posted by Kristy
                Dude, what in the fuck is wrong with you? I'm full of hate and I do drugs.
                Originally posted by cadaverdog
                I posted under aliases and I jerk off with a sock. Anything else to add?

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                • Seshmeister
                  ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

                  • Oct 2003
                  • 35155

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Panamark
                  It’s just too rude.
                  Too rude for Australians is saying something...

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                  • Panamark
                    DIAMOND STATUS
                    • Jan 2004
                    • 17113

                    #10
                    The dude needs a vasectomy !
                    BABY PANA 2 IS Coming !! All across the land, let the love and beer flow !
                    Love ya Mary Frances!

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                    • Panamark
                      DIAMOND STATUS
                      • Jan 2004
                      • 17113

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Seshmeister
                      Too rude for Australians is saying something...
                      Yeah ?? WTF ?? Our newsreaders say bugger and get stuffed
                      and everything..
                      BABY PANA 2 IS Coming !! All across the land, let the love and beer flow !
                      Love ya Mary Frances!

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                      • SweetSecrets
                        Sniper
                        • Jun 2004
                        • 924

                        #12
                        Are there guys over the age of 12 that seriously have this problem?
                        Baby Pana due April 28th!

                        I love Daddy Panamark! :0

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                        • Panamark
                          DIAMOND STATUS
                          • Jan 2004
                          • 17113

                          #13
                          Now theres a name I remember

                          Um...... I can only recall this
                          being a nocturnal problem on rare occasions after
                          the age of 12... cough cough.....

                          This is bizzarre as I can just walk into the next
                          room and tell you... lol.. Ah well, just like the
                          old days, hey sweetsecrets
                          Its nice that I see a post from you today
                          great timing...

                          I think I just jizzed in my pants !
                          BABY PANA 2 IS Coming !! All across the land, let the love and beer flow !
                          Love ya Mary Frances!

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                          • SweetSecrets
                            Sniper
                            • Jun 2004
                            • 924

                            #14
                            Originally posted by Panamark
                            Now theres a name I remember

                            Um...... I can only recall this
                            being a nocturnal problem on rare occasions after
                            the age of 12... cough cough.....

                            This is bizzarre as I can just walk into the next
                            room and tell you... lol.. Ah well, just like the
                            old days, hey sweetsecrets
                            Its nice that I see a post from you today
                            great timing...

                            I think I just jizzed in my pants !
                            Yea, why don't you just come on into the next room and "tell" me about it, aye?
                            Baby Pana due April 28th!

                            I love Daddy Panamark! :0

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                            • rustoffa
                              ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                              • Jan 2004
                              • 8943

                              #15
                              I'm on a boat MOTHERFUCKER!

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