Nothing new...let's have some fun with pure onstage hatred!

[DavidLeeNatra]

Love the beginning...it's like ed is spitting in fattie's face and he replies "edward, there's a thin red line..."

If it was good for something to butcher this song by hagar the horrible then for the fun to see how deeply they hate each other and can't hide it onstange!

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[LoungeMachine]

Hi

My name is Katie

My fav VH member is Sammy Hager

X

:gulp:

Why the fuck did Jenny Craig not sponsor that tour?

[DavidLeeNatra]

:biggrin:

[Kelly]

Man, that is truly awful! Hagar dances like my dad and dresses worse.

[Jérôme Frenchise]

Who's that fatty dumb ass dwarf with those goddamn silly pants? :umm:

Pathetic. :smoke2:

Damn, I joined the Army that year, and it was a real pain in the ass at the time that was called a VH tour...

[Panamark]

I remember Van Hagar fans gettin off on this ?

Now everyone knows who is the rightful voice
of Halen. Including the Halens.
Glad we all lived long enough for them to
finally figure it out.

[Cato]

on this tour, wasn't Hagar wearing sandals on stage in somewhere?

I've seen that pic....

[Hellraiser!!]

Man, that is truly awful! Hagar dances like my dad and dresses worse.

Sorry, but I'd never compare someone from my family with Sammy Hagar...that's kinda low!!

[ZahZoo]

on this tour, wasn't Hagar wearing sandals on stage in somewhere?

I've seen that pic....

Please keep your sick foot fetish private... thank you!!

[SweetSecrets]

God! Sammy looks like he should be the fat member of the Wiggles. What is that little dance he does with his arms before he starts singing?!...so not cool...so not rock and roll. It looks like something I would do with the preschoolers I taught...although we would start every morning "jumping" with DLR to Jump.

[kwame k]

I watched about 2 mins of that train wreck, it was all I can handle. I understand now why Spammy didn't like to sing CVH because he can't. I don't know if he was giving it a half ass effort or what but how Ed and the rest of the band could say Spam had more range and was a better singer is laughable. Spammy couldn't sing the fucking song! I feel sorry for anyone who spent money to see them on that tour. I would of walked out and demanded a refund.

[sadaist]

I saw this abortion of a tour in Las Vegas (Mandalay Bay). I remember it so well. After the show everyone was leaving the arena with a befuddled look on their faces. Like "WTF did I just witness?". And they were eerily quiet, which is very weird for a drunken Vegas crowd. I remember thinking it was all over for EVH. Dude had his back to the audience 90% of the show, and the entire time it was painfully obvious not all was well between him & Hagar. I couldn't believe that my childhood guitar hero was going down like this after so many years. Very hard to explain or get a feel even from the videos of how much tension...no, hatred is a better word...was onstage. These guys DESPISE each other and couldn't even fake it for 2 hours.

It was an extremely sad night in this EVH fans' history :(


PAYBACK! As bad as I felt in 2004 can't measure to how overjoyed I was in 2007. Opening riff of "You Really Got Me" with Dave at the top waving the blood red flag & EVH kicking out a seriously loud riff......MAGIC! If Dave & Ed do hate each other, Dave is a much better actor. DAVE OR THE GRAVE! :)

[sadaist]

May I post this just to cleanse everyone's pallet? (If you just want HATE vids, please edit this...just have me saying something somewhat un-lame if you do) From the San Diego show I was at. The middle part where Dave dances to the crowd is unbelievably cool, and just see the crowds enthusiasm when they get their chance to sing along. Shit like this never happened with Sammy. Oh, and Ed was spot on as was Daves vocals.

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[DLR7884]

Horrible.

Hagar absolutely ruins the song, way to go you fat fucking poodle!

DLR7884
There is no way anyone could actually enjoy this.

[FORD]

Velveetapalooza 2004 - The third worst crime of this decade.

(You'll have to go to the Front Line to talk about the other two)

[katie]

May I post this just to cleanse everyone's pallet? (If you just want HATE vids, please edit this...just have me saying something somewhat un-lame if you do) From the San Diego show I was at. The middle part where Dave dances to the crowd is unbelievably cool, and just see the crowds enthusiasm when they get their chance to sing along. Shit like this never happened with Sammy. Oh, and Ed was spot on as was Daves vocals.

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Dave seems to be struggling on even the most basic vocal lines.

The Hat routine is a bit lame, but if that is all Ed will let him do....

I'm looking forward to hearing Chickenfoot cover old Van Hagar tunes.

I bet Satch will show Ed how they shoud be played.

And I bet Mikey can't wait to play his bass again after all these years.

I'm hoping they will play

Runaround
Seventh seal
Eagles Fly
Sho Bop
Let's get the party started
Hava Nagila


DHF
x

[WARF]

What a travesty!

[katie]

What a travesty!

Hey C'mon Dave aint that bad.

[WARF]

Hey C'mon Dave aint that bad.

What's up katie?!?!

I know everyone is hatin' on you here....

But I saw your original pics u had on your site...

And your a HOT PIECE OF ASS!!!

WARF never forgets!!

[katie]

What's up katie?!?!

I know everyone is hatin' on you here....

But I saw your original pics u had on your site...

And your a HOT PIECE OF ASS!!!

WARF never forgets!!


Naughty WARF! LOL

I think you may be the only sane MOD on this site.

Some other people take things so personally.

Ah well, Fuck em

x

[WARF]

Naughty WARF! LOL

I think you may be the only sane MOD on this site.

Some other people take things so personally.

Ah well, Fuck em

x

Just remember when the evil world hates you...

There is a little WARFY that loves you!!! :doggystyle:

Come to AMERICA I SAY!!!

I'LL GET YOU YOUR GREEN CARD!!!

YOU CAN BY MY DIAMOND DEN!!!
uh uh u huhu hu huh u

We can set up our computers in the room together....
And talk about Daves bald spot and whatnot!!!

:smiley-sniffer:

[Matt White]

I watched aboot 10 seconds of van haggis...........

and I threw up in my mouth a little bit....Y-U-C-K!!!

as bad as I remember them.....

what a farkin' joke...Spam haggis...he couldn't carry DAVE's jock on his best day.....

[lesfunk]

I'd like to see Katies picture ... :)

[LoungeMachine]

They're fakes.

:gulp:

[WARF]

I'd like to see Katies picture ... :)

Call her a troll or whatever... I'd fuck her! :splooge:

[LoungeMachine]

Call her a troll or whatever... I'd fuck her! :splooge:

LMAO

Works for me.

Have at it, WARF.

Need change for a dollar?

:gulp:

[WARF]

They're fakes.

:gulp:

Nah dude, they're real.

Katie Im sending you a challenge....

POST YOUR PICS!!!

And hold I sign that says, "I love the roth army!"

So everyone knows that ur real...

[WARF]

LMAO

Works for me.

Have at it, WARF.

Need change for a dollar?

:gulp:

I bet you would spend atleast 5 bucks if you saw the real pics!!!
uh u huhu hu

KATIE, SHOW US YOUR HOT ASS AND TITS!!!

I COMMAND THEE!!!

[LoungeMachine]

Never happen.

They may have been real pics, but they aint of her.

Trust me.

:gulp:

[LoungeMachine]

I bet you would spend atleast 5 bucks if you saw the real pics!!!
uh u huhu hu

KATIE, SHOW US YOUR HOT ASS AND TITS!!!

I COMMAND THEE!!!

LMAO

If you're talking about the pic of her with the chopper, that aint katie.

It was proven it was someone else.

But you go, WARF :D


WARF + DHF

:gulp:

[WARF]

Never happen.

They may have been real pics, but they aint of her.

Trust me.

:gulp:

Lounge, I love you bro.... but you are mistaken!

The Tits are BIG AND FIRM!!

AND THE ASS IS TIGHT!!!

I BET THE PUSSY IS GOOD TOO!!!

KATIE..... DO IT FOR YOUR WARFY!!!

[LoungeMachine]

If you say so, bro. :D


But back to onstage hatred, there's plenty of katie hatred in other threads.

:gulp:

[DLR7884]

Call her a troll or whatever... I'd fuck her! :splooge:

WARF,

Didn't you start a thread a few weeks back about some Euroslut you thought was hot that ended up being a transtesticle? :hee:

Your taste in "women" is marginal at best. :barf:

DLR7884
Go meet her, fuck her, and steal all of her bootlegs for us. ;)

[LoungeMachine]

classic 7884

:gulp:

[WARF]

I have changed my ways DLR7884!!!

No more lady gaga...

I now want to fuck.... KATY PERRY!!!

And there is still no conclusive evidence that lady gaga has a penis!!!

PROVE IT!!

[DLR7884]

I have changed my ways DLR7884!!!

No more lady gaga...

I now want to fuck.... KATY PERRY!!!

And there is still no conclusive evidence that lady gaga has a penis!!!

PROVE IT!!

:)

KATY PERRY, and the cunt "katie" that posts here aren't the same person, just so you know.

As far as Lady Gaga's cock and balls go (or where they went), I'll have to do a little homework and will get back to you.

DLR7884
:biggrin:

[WARF]

or miranda kerr

http://www.hollywooditoria.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/miranda_kerr_big.jpg

http://cdn.holytaco.com/www/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/miranda_kerr_sexy_sex_nude_victorias_secret_1.jpg

http://celebslam.celebuzz.com/uploads/2008/02/miranda-kerr.jpg

[sadaist]

blah, blah, blah.....

Couldn't get anyone to bite when you posted this exact post in another thread? Maybe time for a fresh pair of Neuticles.



NEUTICLES - testicular implants for pets
http://www.themorningnews.org/images/2006-slacker-nuts.jpg
Neuticles.com (http://www.neuticles.com/original.php)

[Big Troubles]

[QUOTE=SweetSecrets;1328151]God! Sammy looks like he should be the fat member of the Wiggles. What is that little dance he does with his arms before he starts singing?!...so not cool...so not rock and roll. QUOTE]


hey that was the fantastic 5150 dance!



















I feel very ill now.

[VAiN]

NEUTICLES - testicular implants for pets
http://www.themorningnews.org/images/2006-slacker-nuts.jpg
Neuticles.com (http://www.neuticles.com/original.php)

Bravo! Way to work neuticles in.

[DavidLeeNatra]

or miranda kerr

http://www.hollywooditoria.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/miranda_kerr_big.jpg

http://cdn.holytaco.com/www/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/miranda_kerr_sexy_sex_nude_victorias_secret_1.jpg

http://celebslam.celebuzz.com/uploads/2008/02/miranda-kerr.jpg

I love it when my threads turn into some obscure "tits and asses show your pussy to the masses" discussions...that's how we built the bar....

[WARF]

Well we can talk about Sammys fat ass.... or Miranda kerr... you decide lol

[Terry]

or miranda kerr

http://www.hollywooditoria.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/miranda_kerr_big.jpg

http://cdn.holytaco.com/www/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/miranda_kerr_sexy_sex_nude_victorias_secret_1.jpg

http://celebslam.celebuzz.com/uploads/2008/02/miranda-kerr.jpg


By far the most useful post in the entire thread

[Andy Taylor]

Hawt.

[katie]

Call her a troll or whatever... I'd fuck her! :splooge:


http://www.venusmodelsearch.com/winners/images/2000finalists/KateHansen2.jpg


You have great taste in women WARF.

Now about that green card.....


x

[WARF]

http://www.venusmodelsearch.com/winners/images/2000finalists/KateHansen2.jpg


You have great taste in women WARF.

Now about that green card.....


x

Is that really you?
Finalist in the venus model search??? :tits::bigboobs::dickhead::anal:

[LoungeMachine]

Is that really you?


:lol:

no.

:gulp:

[Angel]

WARF - get back on your meds!!!

[chefcraig]

Is that really you?
Finalist in the venus model search???

Here's (L-R) me, Lounge and kwame at the opening of a garage sale, last fall.

http://img16.imageshack.us/img16/4364/amelk.jpg (http://img16.imageshack.us/my.php?image=amelk.jpg)

[LoungeMachine]

I never could tie a bowtie correctly.....

:gulp:

Next time I'll use the clip-on like kwame.

[kwame k]

Since Chef Pitt is so humble, I'll give kudos to the three of us for raising over $50.00 for the A.B.O.B.D (Advance Betterment of Beer Drinkers). Although the event did have an awkward moment when Lounge exposed himself to a group of elderly ladies, we still had, IMO a successful charity benefit.

Here's the running total of what we made;

$50.00 from the garage sale.
-$500.00 to bail Lounge out of jail.
-$75.00 hush money so the ladies wouldn't press charges.
-$350.00 in expenses, beer.
a total of -$875.00.

We may not of made any money to donate but that's not the point really. It was about raising awareness for a worthy cause.

[chefcraig]

Yeah, like back in the eighties when the "Two Coreys" performed at some benefit function, then trashed the hotel it was held in. The charity wound up paying thousands of dollars for damages, and made no profit from the adventure, in fact losing money in the process.

[LoungeMachine]

Yeah, like back in the eighties when the "Two Coreys" performed at some benefit function, then trashed the hotel it was held in. The charity wound up losing thousands of dollars, and made no profit from the adventure.

Which one of you is Haim, and which one is Feldman?

Obviously I'm the charity. :D

:gulp:

Don't foget the tux rental charges..........

[WARF]

http://www.venusmodelsearch.com/winners/images/2000finalists/KateHansen2.jpg


You have great taste in women WARF.

Now about that green card.....


x

I think I hear WEDDING BELLS!!!
uh uh u huh uh u h uhu

Oh katie...
My model search winner from venus...
You gave me a STIFFY for a PENIS!!

[LoungeMachine]

LMAO

Brother WARF...

Do you really believe for one moment, that a troll that screams about privacy and cyber-threats, photoshopping of PM's, and the safety of her young children on this board, is actually going to post bikini shots of herself?

:lol:

Funny how these pics in no way resemble the last shots she posted claiming they were her.

You're thinking with the wrong head again. You're better off wanking to Lady Ga-Ga than Troll Gag-Gag.

:gulp:

[kwame k]

LMAO

Brother WARF...

Do you really believe for one moment, that a troll that screams about privacy and cyber-threats, photoshopping of PM's, and the safety of her young children on this board, is actually going to post bikini shots of herself?

:lol:

Funny how these pics in no way resemble the last shots she posted claiming they were her.

You're thinking with the wrong head again. You're better off wanking to Lady Ga-Ga than Troll Gag-Gag.

:gulp:

So are you saying that picture that has Craig, you and myself, is not you and Craig? Then who the fuck are those other two guys standing next to me?

[WARF]

LMAO

Brother WARF...

Do you really believe for one moment, that a troll that screams about privacy and cyber-threats, photoshopping of PM's, and the safety of her young children on this board, is actually going to post bikini shots of herself?

:lol:

Funny how these pics in no way resemble the last shots she posted claiming they were her.

You're thinking with the wrong head again. You're better off wanking to Lady Ga-Ga than Troll Gag-Gag.

:gulp:


hmmmmm... can we add lady ga ga to the poll?!?!

Anyways...

I have found my beauty queen!!!

Kate Hansen - 2000 Venus Model Search (http://www.venusmodelsearch.com/2000finalists/KateHansen.asp)

Or even this katie hansen will do...

LCLGR election trip (http://lclgrelectiontrip.blogspot.com/)

[DLR7884]

No way in hell that pic is real WARF.

Get a fucking clue dude. Do you really think some middle aged hag with kids is gonna look like that????

DLR7884
She's in England dude....British people don't tan....AT ALL.

[binnie]

She's in England dude....British people don't tan....AT ALL.

Everyone also has bad teeth and knows the Queen personally

:D

[WARF]

She's in England dude....British people don't tan....AT ALL.

How dare you talk about Miss Venus April 2000 like that!

[katie]

LMAO

If you're talking about the pic of her with the chopper, that aint katie.

It was proven it was someone else.

But you go, WARF :D


WARF + DHF

:gulp:

Link?

[Guitar Shark]

Katie went to the City of Brotherly Love with a bunch of poofters?

I can see that.

[Diamondjimi]

Katie went to the vag clinic with her bulldyke girlfriend...

[katie]

LMAO

If you're talking about the pic of her with the chopper, that aint katie.

It was proven it was someone else.

But you go, WARF :D


WARF + DHF

:gulp:

Link?