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WARF
03-04-2009, 11:11 AM
Holy fucking shitballs!
I woke up this morning screamin'!!
I had this fucking nightmare... it was awful!!
There was like this 9 maybe 10 foot VAGINA...
And it had fucking TEETH!!!
Maybe even fangs... I can't fucking remember...
It wanted to eat me!!!

I had to feed it all kinds of shit around my house!!
My computer... my car... my atari....
And it just kept gettin' bigger and BIGGER AND BIGGER....

It was like the fucking plant from THE LITTLE WARF SHOP OF HORRORS!!!

AND I THINK IT WANTED MY DICK!!!

Anyways...
I was standing on a cliff....
By now the fucking PUSSY was like 50 feet...
And I'm cornered!!!
I have to either jump off the fucking cliff...
Or let this fucking PUSSY THING-A-MA-JIGGY EAT ME!

Then all of a sudden... I wake up....

It's fucking crazy!!!

I drew a picture of it when I woke up so I could remember it....

I think i'm gonna send it to warner brothers....

Who knows maybe it could be the next villian in Spiderman 4 or something....

Seshmeister
03-04-2009, 12:12 PM
Hah what could it all mean? :)

Vagina Dentata motherfucker!


The Truth Behind Teeth's Vagina Dentata Mythology (http://ezinearticles.com/?The-Truth-Behind-Teeths-Vagina-Dentata-Mythology&id=1279230)


By Mia Hepburn

It's a firmly held belief that many of our mythological stories are based on some degree of truth, be it Arthurian legend or more recent American folktales like Johnny Appleseed or John Henry. These larger than life tales evolve from small grains of truth. Similarly many of the monsters and mystical beasts from mythology spawn from out own inner demons and secret fears. One such common phobia throughout cultures is the myth of vagina dentata. This fear has largely come to light recently because of the film Teeth, written and directed by Mitchell Lichtenstein, that was recently released on DVD. Teeth is about a teenage girl, played by Jess Weixler who discovers she has vagina dentata (Latin for "toothed vagina"). From there, you can probably imagine where the story goes, but as far-fetched as the idea may seem, vagina dentata may be more than just a premise for a B horror movie.

The History of Vagina Dentata

And no, teeth of the vagina is not something that women actually suffer from, however, it is an actual psychological fear with references in different cultures, spanning thousands of miles and across thousands of years. The myth of vaginal teeth is often associated with the fear of castration in men, and is most often falsely attributed to the founder of psychoanalysis, Sigmund Freud. Freud actually believed quite the opposite, he theorized that man's latent fear of a women's genitalia was because to a young boy a vagina is an example of castration and not the cause of castration. Vagina dentata, however, has its roots in folklore throughout the world. One ancient Chinese proverb spoke of a woman's genitalia as being both the gateways to immortality, but also the executioner of man. In Greek mythology, vagina dentata was represented by Gorgon, a female snake monster with often depicted with huge menacing fangs. Several deities represented vagina dentata in ancient Egypt as well as Native American folklore.

Modern Context of Castration Fantasy

The myth has very much less to do with teeth mutations and more to do as a cautionary tale warning men of the dangers of intercourse with strange women. The film Teeth uses the myth as more of a female empowerment against male antagonists. The historical studies never put it in this context, it was always seen from a male prospective. The movie definitely puts a new cultural context on a very old primal fear.

To date, vagina dentata is not something taught in dentistry school, however, it is interesting how the fear has evolved in modern society. While teeth cloning and other tooth related technologies are changing the face of dentistry, dentists thus far have little to be concerned about when it comes to vagina dentata. Therapist, on the other hand, might have much to consider. The myth's frequent representation in various forms in so many different cultures does lead one to question if there's any truth or if it's something all in our minds?

Mia Hepburn is a former health care liaison and writes the Aesthetic Services Blog at Signature Forum and affiliate websites such as Healthy Smile Forum - The Cosmetic Dentistry Experts - Call Us at 866.355.7162 Today (http://www.HealthySmileForum.com).

Article Source: Mia Hepburn - EzineArticles.com Expert Author (http://EzineArticles.com/?expert=Mia_Hepburn)





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WARF
03-04-2009, 01:33 PM
Thanks sesh... I will be skipping lunch today! lol

WARF
03-04-2009, 01:41 PM
Vagina dentata!!!

Scary shit there man!!!

LoungeMachine
03-04-2009, 01:46 PM
Jesus WARF :mad:

Thanks for putting that image in my head.

keep your pics of katie to yourself, please.

:gulp:

sadaist
03-04-2009, 02:03 PM
A pussy eating you? Could it be some payback karma?

Maybe a giant beer will drink Ford.

Coyote
03-04-2009, 03:21 PM
A pussy eating you? Could it be some payback karma?

Maybe a giant beer will drink Ford.

Following that logic, a giant Marshall-stack will try to kill me with volume...

Bring it! :jammin:

Seshmeister
03-04-2009, 05:31 PM
Vagina dentata!!!

Scary shit there man!!!

Good name for a band though...

WARF
03-04-2009, 05:57 PM
Good name for a band though...

Wasn't it already used by THE POLICE as an album title lol

Coyote
03-04-2009, 06:02 PM
Wasn't it already used by THE POLICE as an album title lol

Yeah, they just switched it around a bit...

"Zenyatta Mondatta", my ass...

Terry
03-04-2009, 10:03 PM
Good name for a band though...

Wasn't that the name of an Iron Butterfly song?

Dr. Love
03-04-2009, 10:50 PM
In Soviet Russia, pussy eats you!!

kwame k
03-04-2009, 11:15 PM
Wasn't that the name of an Iron Butterfly song?

Oh, I must!

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hideyoursheep
03-07-2009, 03:16 AM
WARF, didn't you get the Brown Acid memo?

Panamark
03-08-2009, 06:54 AM
Sounds like Hagar laying on his side smiling ?

jero
03-08-2009, 07:23 AM
Thanks sesh... I will be skipping lunch today! lol

Yeah, for a month or two! :barf:

Sarge
03-08-2009, 09:18 AM
Warf,
Sounds like the Octo mom's vagina.
I would love to see the drawing you did.
Never met a vagina with teeth.
Breasts,

Sarge
03-08-2009, 03:05 PM
bumping for warf

thome
03-08-2009, 05:39 PM
Holy fucking shitballs!
I woke up this morning screamin'!!
I had this fucking nightmare... it was awful!!
There was like this 9 maybe 10 foot VAGINA...
And it had fucking TEETH!!!
Maybe even fangs... I can't fucking remember...
It wanted to eat me!!!

I had to feed it all kinds of shit around my house!!
My computer... my car... my atari....
And it just kept gettin' bigger and BIGGER AND BIGGER....



Any Divorce Lawyer will just say ..."It's normal son... sit down.... I hear that daily.... you are not alone, you have come to the rite place".

WARF
03-08-2009, 05:49 PM
Warf,
Sounds like the Octo mom's vagina.
I would love to see the drawing you did.
Never met a vagina with teeth.
Breasts,

Remember when EMMITT from back to future hit his head?
I WOKE UP WITH THIS VISION....
IT IS THE CUNT CAPACITOR!!!

Sarge
03-08-2009, 05:52 PM
is that the actual picture?
!!!!!!!!!!!

WARF
03-08-2009, 05:55 PM
is that the actual picture?
!!!!!!!!!!!

yeah i saw that shit in my sleep!!!

Vagina dentata!!!

Panamark
03-08-2009, 07:15 PM
Gawd... next thing we know those clapper boxes will
start talking to us !!!:headlights:

WARF
03-08-2009, 10:19 PM
I think i'm gonna cut my eyelids off like that dude from NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET!!!

VAGINA DENTATA!!!

BITEYOASS
03-08-2009, 11:20 PM
WARF better not have left a deposit in a sperm bank over in SoCal, cause the octo mom and her Colonel klink doctor are on the prowl again.

thome
03-09-2009, 01:37 AM
WARF, that -Beaver and Buttmunch- AV .......Rules ..lol

Sarge
03-09-2009, 04:01 AM
Vagina Dentata!

Breasts,
Sarge

Dr. Love
03-21-2009, 01:55 AM
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