Satan Is Alive And Well And Living In Brentwood, Tennessee

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  • Hardrock69
    DIAMOND STATUS
    • Feb 2005
    • 21888
    #1

    Satan Is Alive And Well And Living In Brentwood, Tennessee

    This was on the local weather this evening. The forecast for tomorrow calls for HOT weather!
    Tags: alive, brentwood, living, satan, tennessee
    • Satan
      ROTH ARMY ELITE
      • Jan 2004
      • 6664
      #2
      Shit, I guess my secret's out.

      Well, it shouldn't come as much of a surprise that the Gates of Hell would be in Tennessee. Gotta be within a days drive of Clarksville, Nashville, and Memphis, as I buy a lot of souls around those parts. Yes all the legends are true, what can I say?
      Eternally Under the Authority of Satan

      Originally posted by Sockfucker
      I've been in several mental institutions but not in Bakersfield.

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        • chefcraig
          DIAMOND STATUS
          • Apr 2004
          • 12172
          #3
          I'm not sure which is more disturbing...the idea that Satan's home town is so close to Nashville, or that any female weather person in this day and age would believe that a black leather jacket over a tiger print skirt looks good on television.









          “The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge.”
          ― Stephen Hawking

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            • Terry
              TOASTMASTER GENERAL
              • Jan 2004
              • 11961
              #4
              Originally posted by chefcraig
              I'm not sure which is more disturbing...the idea that Satan's home town is so close to Nashville, or that any female weather person in this day and age would believe that a black leather jacket over a tiger print skirt looks good on television.

              Was with you on the first part...the second part sounded, well, a bit poofy...but your avatar forgives all
              Scramby eggs and bacon.

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                • chefcraig
                  DIAMOND STATUS
                  • Apr 2004
                  • 12172
                  #5
                  Originally posted by Terry
                  Was with you on the first part...the second part sounded, well, a bit poofy...but your avatar forgives all
                  Fair enough, yet to be honest with you, I believe that "weather girl" is one hell of a lot more macho than I'll ever be.









                  “The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge.”
                  ― Stephen Hawking

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                    • Seshmeister
                      ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

                      • Oct 2003
                      • 35197
                      #6
                      Originally posted by chefcraig
                      I'm not sure which is more disturbing...the idea that Satan's home town is so close to Nashville,
                      That's exactly where I would expect it to be...

                      Also that is one of the least attractive weather girls of all time.

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                        • twonabomber
                          formerly F A T
                          ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

                          • Jan 2004
                          • 11194
                          #7
                          she hasn't been a girl in close to sixty years.
                          Writing In All Proper Case Takes Extra Time, Is Confusing To Read, And Is Completely Pointless.

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                            • Panamark
                              DIAMOND STATUS
                              • Jan 2004
                              • 17160
                              #8
                              What does the "2" 53" mean on her hip ??

                              Hip circumference ??
                              BABY PANA 2 IS Coming !! All across the land, let the love and beer flow !
                              Love ya Mary Frances!

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                                • chefcraig
                                  DIAMOND STATUS
                                  • Apr 2004
                                  • 12172
                                  #9
                                  Originally posted by Panamark
                                  What does the "2" 53" mean on her hip ??

                                  Hip circumference ??
                                  That's the tv channel number (2) and the current local temperature (53 degrees).









                                  “The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge.”
                                  ― Stephen Hawking

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                                    • kwame k
                                      TOASTMASTER GENERAL
                                      • Feb 2008
                                      • 11302
                                      #10
                                      Originally posted by Seshmeister
                                      That's exactly where I would expect it to be...

                                      Also that is one of the least attractive weather girls of all time.
                                      That's a chick?
                                      Originally posted by vandeleur
                                      E- Jesus . Playing both sides because he didnt understand the argument in the first place

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                                        • Panamark
                                          DIAMOND STATUS
                                          • Jan 2004
                                          • 17160
                                          #11
                                          Originally posted by chefcraig
                                          That's the tv channel number (2) and the current local temperature (53 degrees).
                                          Well thats a bit of a letdown ....

                                          You sure its not internal girdle temperature ?
                                          BABY PANA 2 IS Coming !! All across the land, let the love and beer flow !
                                          Love ya Mary Frances!

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                                            • BITEYOASS
                                              ROTH ARMY ELITE
                                              • Jan 2004
                                              • 6530
                                              #12
                                              So that's how the devil went down to Georgia, on a car drive from Brentwood, TN.

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                                                • Sarge
                                                  ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

                                                  • Feb 2003
                                                  • 5423
                                                  #13
                                                  She looks like "The Fonz" with the leather jacket and haircut..

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