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  • redballjet
    Full On Cocktard
    • Feb 2004
    • 37
    #1

    EW Slams Van Hagar

    The May 28th edition of "Entertaiment Weekly" (the one with No Doubt on the cover) slams the Van Hagar tour in two ways.

    1) The tour only gets a one paragraph blurb

    2) The review reads as follows:

    Wow. The best reunion tour in ages. Van Halen reunites with David Lee.... wait, what's that you say? It's with Sammy Hagar? Oh.



    That about summerized the mainstream press' take on the Van Hagar reunion!!!!!
    Tags: hagar, slams, van
    • dave_is_vh
      Sniper
      • Apr 2004
      • 920
      #2
      That sums it up.
      "Bumper sticker on my rocket's ass: go home, the earth is full." DLR

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        • DavidLeeNatra
          TOASTMASTER GENERAL
          • Jan 2004
          • 10714
          #3
          nuff said...
          Roth Army Icon
          First official owner of ADKOT (Deluxe Version)

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            • gslinger
              Foot Soldier
              • May 2004
              • 729
              #4
              Gooooooooooddddddddddddd. Everyday is looking like a better Roth day........
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                • vanhalendlrband
                  Groupie
                  • Jan 2004
                  • 97
                  #5
                  FUCK VAN HALEN IS DUMMER THAN MICE!!! GET IT THROUGH YOUR THICK HEADS, GET BACK WITH DAVE OR YOUR NOTHING. I LAUGH AT ALL THE SAMMY HEADS, THE NEW VAN HAGAR IS GETTING SLAMMED BAD. I BET THAT NEW GREATEST HITS PACKAGE WILL SELL WORSE THAN VAN HALEN 3!!!
                  When you think of Van Halen you think of David Lee Roth.

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