The WARF and katie Wedding ceremony [Archive] - The Diamond David Lee Roth Army

WARF

03-06-2009, 06:05 PM

She gave me a BONER...
I give her a GREEN CARD!

Like the GREAT poet Samuel Roy Hagar once said...

How do you know when it's love?

IT'S JUST SOMETHING YOU FEEL TOGETHER!!!

But before we begin the cereMOANy...

Who the fuck is this cunt???

wHO bee my bride to bee?

LoungeMachine

03-06-2009, 06:07 PM

Who the fuck is this cunt???

:lol:

You mean what, right? :D

Good luck on your wedding night. Gotta feeling you're not the groom, bro.

:gulp:

WARF

03-06-2009, 06:14 PM

It's a NICE DAY FOR A WARFFFFFFFF WEDDIN!!!

IT'S A NICE DAY TO STARRRRRRT AGAIN!!!!

WARF

03-06-2009, 06:21 PM

I'm so fucking horny right now, I'd fuck the hag in the green hat!

If I was tiger woods... I'd put my ball in her hole!!! uhuuhuhuh

chefcraig

03-06-2009, 06:23 PM

http://img5.imageshack.us/img5/81/abeerr.jpg (http://img5.imageshack.us/my.php?image=abeerr.jpg)

kwame k

03-06-2009, 06:23 PM

Boy, I picked the wrong night to quit drinking! BRB, going to get :beer:

WARF

03-06-2009, 06:24 PM

http://img5.imageshack.us/img5/81/abeerr.jpg (http://img5.imageshack.us/my.php?image=abeerr.jpg)

I'd still fuck her at 10 PM!

Reverberator

03-06-2009, 06:30 PM

I'd fuck her at 7.....in the morning.

chefcraig

03-06-2009, 06:32 PM

I'd still fuck her at 10 PM!

Try this group then...

http://img23.imageshack.us/img23/8068/abeerg.jpg (http://img23.imageshack.us/my.php?image=abeerg.jpg)

WARF

03-06-2009, 07:47 PM

Try this group then...

http://img23.imageshack.us/img23/8068/abeerg.jpg (http://img23.imageshack.us/my.php?image=abeerg.jpg)

When did THE GO GO's reunite???

Diamondjimi

03-06-2009, 08:29 PM

...

Who the fuck is this cunt???

http://img161.imageshack.us/img161/6258/butterface3xc8lu.jpg

WARF

03-15-2009, 03:53 AM

Me and katie sittin in a tree... F-U-C-K-I-N-G!!!!
u hu h uh hu uhuh uhhuu

WARF

03-15-2009, 03:56 AM

It's a nice day for a WARF WEDDING!!!
IT'S A NICE DAY TO STARRRRRRRRT AGAIN!!!

hideyoursheep

03-15-2009, 04:08 AM

Lovin'.......

Touchin'....

SqueeeEEEZeennnnnnnn.....

Each UhhhahThaaahhhhhhhh!

WARF

03-15-2009, 01:02 PM

Lovin'.......

Touchin'....

SqueeeEEEZeennnnnnnn.....

Each UhhhahThaaahhhhhhhh!

Ah, that is the spirit my boy!
There will be an abundance of JOURNEY at the wedding...
THEN WE WILL GO OUR SEPERATE WAYS!!!

katie

03-15-2009, 01:03 PM

WARF

03-15-2009, 01:08 PM

Mods don't have the power to do that.
I would have hacked Cadaverdouche years ago!

LoungeMachine

03-15-2009, 03:17 PM

I see Lounge Queen has been hacking into a certain brit girls account again and this time posting a pic on my account.

What next, giving people's addresses on a public forum?

Demod this clown asap.

NEXT!

x

WTF are you bitching about now, cow?

:rolleyes:

Fuck off, troll....

I never hacked your account, you lying sac of cum.

:gulp:

WARF

03-15-2009, 03:52 PM

LoungeMachine, I want you to be my best man!!
u hu h uhuh uuh h uh uh

It looks like the honeymoon already started between Lounge and katie.... lol
I thought this was my wedding!?!?!

Ric Flair

03-15-2009, 05:39 PM

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
I heard we're having a celebration...
You gotta walk that aisle brother!!!
TO BE THE MAN YOU GOTTA BEAT THE MAN!!!!

katie

03-15-2009, 06:37 PM

I never hacked your account,

:gulp:

True, you haven't got the IQ for that, but you and your mod buddy's have my password, hence the stupid pics you post in my name.

I accept your apology as I feel that deep down you get a tad jealous when other guy's talk to me.

You dirty sweet little man

x

Guitar Shark

03-15-2009, 06:43 PM

True, you haven't got the IQ for that, but you and your mod buddy's have my password, hence the stupid pics you post in my name.

I accept your apology as I feel that deep down you get a tad jealous when other guy's talk to me.

You dirty sweet little man

x

Moderators do not have access to passwords, either. Try again.

You are obviously posting as yourself now. If you truly believe someone has hacked into your password, you have the ability to change it. So do it.

Why don't you just admit that you are posting the pics yourself? You just look stupid denying it, frankly.

But perhaps that is your goal?

I believe WARF is waiting for you at the altar. Don't keep him waiting! He is somewhat unstable and doesn't handle stress very well.

LoungeMachine

03-15-2009, 06:54 PM

Lying gunt.

Can't even admit she posts her dumbass pics herself.

pathetic.

yet oddly hilarious at the same time.

:gulp:

LoungeMachine

03-15-2009, 06:57 PM

Katie claims I'm posting pics under her name, yet check out the link to the last photo she posted

http://www....rosshalfin.com/magazines/images/chickenfoot-april09-01....jpg

Gee, who is the one always posting the Halfin shit on here?

Oh, yeah. katie.

Get well soon, gunt.

:D

:gulp:

Guitar Shark

03-15-2009, 07:04 PM

I also find it amusing that she questions your IQ, but in the same post she reveals that she does not understand the correct plural form of "buddy" and "guy".

Good stuff.

LoungeMachine

03-15-2009, 07:11 PM

True, you haven't got the IQ for that, x

So you just admitted you were lying [again]

For a single mother, you sure seem to have alot of time on your hands to post virus-infected links, talk to your own aliases, and stalk posters pretending they give a shit about your account, o where you squat.

Newsflash, mensa: The only way you can get any attention here, is by your lame trolls.

Daddy never loved you, baby's daddy left you, and now you're a man hating middle aged woman stuck on the dole, thinking the world is after you.

They're not.

:gulp:

Take the next cheque you receive in the post, and buy a life, a clue, or a friend.

Nickdfresh

03-15-2009, 08:12 PM

I see Lounge Queen has been hacking into a certain brit girls account again and this time posting a pic on my account.
...

x

Are you the fat one?

Nickdfresh

03-15-2009, 08:14 PM

...
Why don't you just admit that you are posting the pics yourself? You just look stupid denying it, frankly.
...

Or posting pics of other people as "herself."

Nickdfresh

03-15-2009, 08:16 PM

True, you haven't got the IQ for that, but you and your mod buddy's have my password, hence the stupid pics you post in my name.

I accept your apology as I feel that deep down you get a tad jealous when other guy's talk to me.

You dirty sweet little man

x

Hi Katie. Post at Arrsepedia much?

Army Rumour Service > > Forums > > Home (http://www.arrse.co.uk/cpgn2/Forums.html)

Dr. Love

03-15-2009, 08:23 PM

Moderators do not have access to passwords, either. Try again.

Ahem.

katie

03-15-2009, 08:52 PM

http://www.thorswarriors.com/gifs/guilty.gif

LOUNGE QUEEN

GUITAR SHITE

NICK3INCHDICKFRESH

FORD (Yawn)

Diamondjimi

03-15-2009, 08:54 PM

Sheesh.... issue much?

Hey Fishfolds ,why not post some more pics. of other women?!

Nickdfresh

03-15-2009, 08:55 PM

C'mon Kuntie, you crave my 3" cock of wonder jiz!!!

Please remember to apply your wart-creme nightly....

katie

03-15-2009, 08:56 PM

Try as I might, I just cannot think what it could be about me that upsets you guy's so much

Discuss

x

Dr. Love

03-15-2009, 09:01 PM

lol. I meant that I have access to passwords, not them.

I'm what you call "subtle" like that.

Dr. Love

03-15-2009, 09:01 PM

additionally, it was a joke, I don't have access to passwords anymore than they do.

hideyoursheep

03-15-2009, 09:03 PM

:popc1:

WARF

03-15-2009, 09:03 PM

Lying gunt.

Can't even admit she posts her dumbass pics herself.

pathetic.

yet oddly hilarious at the same time.

:gulp:

Don't call her a gunt.

That is reserved for Fabulous Shadow!

Now where are the real pictures, I wanna know who I'll be bangin for the rest of my life...

Angel

03-15-2009, 09:07 PM

Try as I might, I just cannot think what it could be about me that upsets you guy's so much

Discuss

x

It's simple, they don't like useless cunts...

NEXT

Angel

03-15-2009, 09:09 PM

Don't call her a gunt.

That is reserved for Fabulous Shadow!

Now where are the real pictures, I wanna know who I'll be bangin for the rest of my life...

I think I still have some her PM's... :biggrin:

WARF

03-15-2009, 09:13 PM

I think sarge should bring the CONNOR account back. LOL

It was Golden Awe posting as her son.

And by the way... I have been still trolling Annie Kuzma at facebook....

Annie Kuzma - Dayton, OH | Facebook (http://www.facebook.com/people/Annie-Kuzma/1283210449)

jhale667

03-15-2009, 09:14 PM

OK, LMAO at "Fishfolds" :rofl:

Take your meds, Katie...the voices in your head will stop...

Nickdfresh

03-15-2009, 09:15 PM

Try as I might, I just cannot think what it could be about me that upsets you guy's so much

Discuss

x

Maybe it has something to do with you being a retarded, belligerent attention whore troll and magnet for sexually transmitted diseases that posts virus-links?

WARF

03-15-2009, 09:18 PM

Maybe it has something to do with you being a retarded, belligerent attention whore troll and magnet for sexually transmitted diseases that posts virus-links?

Excuse me... but tonight is about me and katies wedding...

NOT YOUR FUCKING HIP!!!

uh u hu hu hu hu u uh u u uhu hu hu

katie

03-15-2009, 09:18 PM

It's simple, they don't like useless cunts...

NEXT

Could you be more specific?

WARF

03-15-2009, 09:22 PM

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They're All Gonna Laugh At You!!!

They're All Gonna Laugh At You!!!!!

WARF

03-15-2009, 09:28 PM

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Von Halen

03-15-2009, 09:54 PM

Why the fuck is this horseshit in Main?

WARF

03-15-2009, 10:20 PM

It's been in main for about two weeks now lol

Angel

03-15-2009, 11:08 PM

Hey Warf! Can Annie Kuzma & I be the bridesmaids? :biggrin:

WARF

03-15-2009, 11:14 PM

Hey Warf! Can Annie Kuzma & I be the bridesmaids? :biggrin:

Only if Raven can throw the flowers!! :biggrin:

GAR

03-16-2009, 01:46 AM

I see Lounge Queen has been hacking into a certain brit girls account again and this time posting a pic on my account.

What next, giving people's addresses on a public forum?

Demod this clown asap.

NEXT!

x

wha..... is this you then?

http://www.venusmodelsearch.com/winners/images/2000finalists/KateHansen1.jpg

Diamondjimi

03-16-2009, 04:51 PM

Try as I might, I just cannot think what it could be about me that upsets you guy's so much

Discuss

x

Pfft ,this site does'nt have enough bandwidth to put it into words...

Try putting down the pipe for a while, start eating solid foods again and wash that filthy minge of yours... http://home.comcast.net/~stephina_1/crackwhore.jpg

x

katie

03-17-2009, 07:51 AM

wha..... is this you then?

http://www.venusmodelsearch.com/winners/images/2000finalists/KateHansen1.jpg

Her name is Hansen, mine is Hanson.

Nice try guy's

Close but no cigar.

katie

03-17-2009, 07:56 AM

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hideyoursheep

03-17-2009, 08:06 AM

hideyoursheep

03-17-2009, 08:08 AM

:popc1:

hideyoursheep

03-17-2009, 08:16 AM