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  • bastardson
    Banned
    • Mar 2009
    • 49

    Old Fart

    Hello.
    My name is Bastardson.
    I found this site looking into rumours that after a sucsessful tour
    David Lee Roth was going to join Eddie , Alex and Wolfgang in the
    studio for an album tentatively titled VH4.
    I found nothing to confirm or deny this.
    I'm an old time rock and roller .
    My kids think I'm stuck in the 60's.
    I dug the sixties but prefer the music of the late 60's and the
    whole 70's.
    Grew up with Elvis , Buddy Holly , Ricky Nelson and the likes
    as my early favorites .
    Became a beatnik in the early 60's.
    Evolved into a hippy a few years later.
    Hung out with the Deadheads for a couple years .
    Then I started getting into Hendrix and the harder rock.
    I know I saw Van Halen a few times in the 70's but can't
    remember too much about the venues.
    One show was an outdoors festival in the late 70's.
    The others were indoors with Van Halen and some forgotten
    opening act.
    When their music started changing with the times in the early
    80's I lost interest in the band.
    Never liked the Sammy Hagar stuff but had been a Montrose
    fan.
    Health issues prevented me from seeing them on the last tour.
    I'm better now but the years have taken their toll on me.
    Never was a big drinker or drug addict.
    Smoked a lot of pot.
    Did a few hits of acid.
    Liked the mushrooms and peyote until I had a couple bad expeiriences.
    Only take a few tokes now on special occasions.
    Still got my hair .
    It's thinner and gray but still covers my head.
    Last time I saw Dave was at a club in Orange County.
    On the fliers he had some bizzare hairdo with a ball of hair in the
    front.
    But he had a regular haircut at the show.
    He sounded pretty good which suprised me because everyone
    who saw him with Hagar said he was washed up.
    Still awaiting news of the bands future.
  • Sarge's Little Helper
    Commando
    • Mar 2003
    • 1267

    #2
    Hi bastardson Welcome to The David Lee Roth Army. The ROTH ARMY carries the Van Halen Torch, Diamond David Lee Roth Style! This is where Classic Van Halen is celebrated and Diamond Dave reigns as the Supreme Toastmaster of the Immoral Majority. Welcome aboard and enjoy your stay!
    "I decided to name my new band DLR because when you say David Lee Roth people think of an individual, but when you say DLR you think of a band. Its just like when you say Edward Van Halen, people think of an individual, but when you say Van Halen, you think of…David Lee Roth, baby!"!

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    • LoungeMachine
      DIAMOND STATUS
      • Jul 2004
      • 32555

      #3
      This is cadaverdog in case anyone didn't notice.....

      Originally posted by Kristy
      Dude, what in the fuck is wrong with you? I'm full of hate and I do drugs.
      Originally posted by cadaverdog
      I posted under aliases and I jerk off with a sock. Anything else to add?

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      • bastardson
        Banned
        • Mar 2009
        • 49

        #4
        Originally posted by Sarge's Little Helper
        Hi bastardson Welcome to The David Lee Roth Army. The ROTH ARMY carries the Van Halen Torch, Diamond David Lee Roth Style! This is where Classic Van Halen is celebrated and Diamond Dave reigns as the Supreme Toastmaster of the Immoral Majority. Welcome aboard and enjoy your stay!
        Thank you.
        I checked out many Van Halen and Roth sites .
        Some of the Van Halen sites were too Hagar leaning.
        There was one other Roth site that looked just like this
        one.
        And a lot of the same posters were there.
        I haven't registered there yet but I'll probably do it later.
        Thanx again for the welcome.

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        • bastardson
          Banned
          • Mar 2009
          • 49

          #5
          Originally posted by LoungeMachine
          This is cadaverdog in case anyone didn't notice.....

          I'm confused.
          Are you Cadaverdog or Loungemachine?
          Or are you saying I'm cadaverdog?
          I'm not .
          Check my I.P address.
          You probably have access to that info.
          .

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          • LoungeMachine
            DIAMOND STATUS
            • Jul 2004
            • 32555

            #6
            LMMFAO

            Birthdate: Dec. 7th, 1941

            Pretty big clue, Mr. Navy

            So, the "other" Roth site that looks like this one? Rothfans?

            It's how this site USED to look, and no newbie would know that.


            cadaver, your posting style, and references you make within your initial post gave you away.

            Nice try, c-dog.

            Originally posted by Kristy
            Dude, what in the fuck is wrong with you? I'm full of hate and I do drugs.
            Originally posted by cadaverdog
            I posted under aliases and I jerk off with a sock. Anything else to add?

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            • LoungeMachine
              DIAMOND STATUS
              • Jul 2004
              • 32555

              #7
              Originally posted by bastardson
              Hello.
              My name is Bastardson.
              I found this site looking into rumours that after a sucsessful tour
              David Lee Roth was going to join Eddie , Alex and Wolfgang in the
              studio for an album tentatively titled VH4.
              I found nothing to confirm or deny this.
              I'm an old time rock and roller .
              My kids think I'm stuck in the 60's.
              I dug the sixties but prefer the music of the late 60's and the
              whole 70's.
              Grew up with Elvis , Buddy Holly , Ricky Nelson and the likes
              as my early favorites .
              Became a beatnik in the early 60's.
              Evolved into a hippy a few years later.
              Hung out with the Deadheads for a couple years .
              Then I started getting into Hendrix and the harder rock.
              I know I saw Van Halen a few times in the 70's but can't
              remember too much about the venues.
              One show was an outdoors festival in the late 70's.
              The others were indoors with Van Halen and some forgotten
              opening act.
              When their music started changing with the times in the early
              80's I lost interest in the band.
              Never liked the Sammy Hagar stuff but had been a Montrose
              fan.
              Health issues prevented me from seeing them on the last tour.
              I'm better now but the years have taken their toll on me.
              Never was a big drinker or drug addict.
              Smoked a lot of pot.
              Did a few hits of acid.
              Liked the mushrooms and peyote until I had a couple bad expeiriences.
              Only take a few tokes now on special occasions.
              Still got my hair .
              It's thinner and gray but still covers my head.
              Last time I saw Dave was at a club in Orange County.
              On the fliers he had some bizzare hairdo with a ball of hair in the
              front.
              But he had a regular haircut at the show.
              He sounded pretty good which suprised me because everyone
              who saw him with Hagar said he was washed up.
              Still awaiting news of the bands future.


              Originally posted by cadaverdog
              I really don't care about your pissing and moaning about Katydid.
              And no matter how you spin it , Ford made false and derogatory
              statements about a group of people I happen to admire.
              Asked repeatedly to back up his "facts" and he has provided nothing.
              And all his cronies come to his defense.
              You know very little about me and I intend to keep it that way.
              Mr Detroit sports writer.
              Yeah ,I know who you are and your real name .
              And now I know Ford name and where he comes from .
              But I don't get my rocks off by fucking with people that I don't
              know.
              Just because a bunch of nerds call me names and make little jokes
              about whatever , I'm not going to get my panties in a bunch.
              As far as I'm concerned it start and ends here on the website.
              This is not a part of my real life and if your life revolves around
              this shit , I feel sorry for you.
              From the first time I ever posted here someone was offended .
              I was told straight out you have to hate Sammy to post here.
              Fuck that, Montrose and HSAS put out some good tunes.
              I never liked the music of Van Hagar.
              But I never liked too much of Daves solo work either.
              Then when I inquired how many members saw VH live with Dave,
              others were offended.
              And then I dared to post something in "the Front Line" that was
              not from the left wing liberal democrat school of thought.
              War was declared.
              We won't rest until right wing conservative republicans leave this
              site ,that has nothing to do with politics.
              You have been trying to get rid of me ever since.
              I left and would have never looked back if Dickfresh didn't start this
              bullshit on another site.
              Your buddy Ford is never going to admit there was any false
              statements made by him and your "veterans of the Roth Army"
              gang will back up anything any of the "chosen few"regurgitate.
              I f you want to continue down this path , so be it.
              I'm not going to tuck tail and hide over threats or insults made
              by a handful of goofballs who get off by trying to intimidate
              people over the internet.
              So kiss my ass,I'm gonna take a nap.



              Look familiar?


              How about this one?

              Originally posted by cadaverdog
              Every time I start a thread in the front line it is dumped .
              This time I carefully worded my question to show no opinion on my part .
              Just a simple question.
              And I researched.
              This question has not been asked in years if at all.
              A few people responded before the usuall people
              turned to their personal attacks.
              Who are we fighting in Iraq?
              Only asking an opinion.
              Know I will be attacked again for posting here.
              I don't care.
              If you're not allowed to post political questions that offend the
              moderators in the front line , where do you post?
              They refuse to debate the issue .
              They probably won't like the answer .
              I've seen posts were the idea that Al -queda even exists
              is questioned .
              Some would have you beleive Bush and Bin- Laden are
              in cahoots.
              The ones that beleive Bush planned the WTC bombing
              probably beleive he plans the attacks on his own men
              as an excuse to "stay the course".
              He's a shitty president and has his own agenda but is
              he killing his own men?
              This opinion could have been voiced in response to my
              question .
              But no .
              They don't like Cadaverdog.
              Silence him.
              Ban him.
              He's a liar.
              Do anything other than state your fucking opinion.




              Originally posted by Kristy
              Dude, what in the fuck is wrong with you? I'm full of hate and I do drugs.
              Originally posted by cadaverdog
              I posted under aliases and I jerk off with a sock. Anything else to add?

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              • LoungeMachine
                DIAMOND STATUS
                • Jul 2004
                • 32555

                #8
                Originally posted by bastardson


                Then I started getting into Hendrix and the harder rock.
                I know I saw Van Halen a few times in the 70's but can't
                remember too much about the venues.
                One show was an outdoors festival in the late 70's.
                .

                Yo, cadaverdouche.

                You've told this story before.



                Originally posted by Kristy
                Dude, what in the fuck is wrong with you? I'm full of hate and I do drugs.
                Originally posted by cadaverdog
                I posted under aliases and I jerk off with a sock. Anything else to add?

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                • LoungeMachine
                  DIAMOND STATUS
                  • Jul 2004
                  • 32555

                  #9
                  Originally posted by bastardson
                  Hello.
                  My name is Bastardson.
                  I found this site looking into rumours that after a sucsessful tour
                  David Lee Roth was going to join Eddie , Alex and Wolfgang
                  in the
                  studio for an album tentatively titled VH4.
                  I found nothing to confirm or deny this.
                  I'm an old time rock and roller .
                  My kids think I'm stuck in the 60's.
                  I dug the sixties but prefer the music of the late 60's and the
                  whole 70's.
                  Grew up with Elvis , Buddy Holly , Ricky Nelson and the likes
                  as my early favorites .
                  Became a beatnik in the early 60's.
                  Evolved into a hippy a few years later.
                  Hung out with the Deadheads for a couple years .
                  Then I started getting into Hendrix and the harder rock.
                  I know I saw Van Halen a few times in the 70's but can't
                  remember too much about the venues.
                  One show was an outdoors festival in the late 70's.
                  The others were indoors with Van Halen and some forgotten
                  opening act.
                  When their music started changing with the times in the early
                  80's I lost interest in the band.
                  Never liked the Sammy Hagar stuff but had been a Montrose
                  fan.
                  Health issues prevented me from seeing them on the last tour.
                  I'm better now but the years have taken their toll on me.
                  Never was a big drinker or drug addict.
                  Smoked a lot of pot.
                  Did a few hits of acid.
                  Liked the mushrooms and peyote until I had a couple bad expeiriences.
                  Only take a few tokes now on special occasions.
                  Still got my hair .
                  It's thinner and gray but still covers my head.
                  Last time I saw Dave was at a club in Orange County.
                  On the fliers he had some bizzare hairdo with a ball of hair in the
                  front.
                  But he had a regular haircut at the show.
                  He sounded pretty good which suprised me because everyone
                  who saw him with Hagar said he was washed up.
                  Still awaiting news of the bands future.



                  LMMFAO

                  Here's the kicker:

                  Originally posted by cadaverdog
                  I actually found this site when I heard the rumours about Dave doing a reunion tour with the brothers and Wolfie.
                  I figured it would just be rumours after a couple of other tours never got started .
                  I read a couple threads and decided to add my two cents.
                  I said something not 100% anti Sammy and the shit was on .
                  One poster gave me friendly advice that Sammy is to be only despised here but the others were foaming at the mouth .
                  Cool , lesson learned , Sammy Hagar public enemy #1.
                  And I won't even go into detail about the dictators of the front line.
                  And then you had a period of time when the site would not accept new members .
                  Excellent timing early part of the tour when new fans would be looking
                  on the net for info about Dave and the band.
                  And the people on this site that feel they are somehow experts on every subject due to their lower member number.
                  Maybe if they weren't so hostile more people would participate.
                  Originally posted by Kristy
                  Dude, what in the fuck is wrong with you? I'm full of hate and I do drugs.
                  Originally posted by cadaverdog
                  I posted under aliases and I jerk off with a sock. Anything else to add?

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                  • LoungeMachine
                    DIAMOND STATUS
                    • Jul 2004
                    • 32555

                    #10


                    Case Closed.

                    Next!!!!!!
                    Originally posted by Kristy
                    Dude, what in the fuck is wrong with you? I'm full of hate and I do drugs.
                    Originally posted by cadaverdog
                    I posted under aliases and I jerk off with a sock. Anything else to add?

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                    • bastardson
                      Banned
                      • Mar 2009
                      • 49

                      #11
                      What about the I. P address, Sherlocke?
                      Same or not?
                      Being long winded or having a simular writing style is no proof.
                      My birthday ?
                      People are born everyday incuding days that have special meaning.
                      If I would have said 9/11/2001 would that prove I'm Osama Bin
                      Laden?
                      For the record I was never in the service.
                      I was turned down because of a bum leg.
                      I couldn't duck walk.

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                      • bastardson
                        Banned
                        • Mar 2009
                        • 49

                        #12
                        Originally posted by LoungeMachine
                        LMMFAO

                        Here's the kicker:
                        No one else found this site looking for information about
                        Roth or Van Halen?
                        Seems like the only reason someone would check it out.
                        What were you looking for when you came here?
                        Recipes?
                        Your supposed proof is weak.

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                        • LoungeMachine
                          DIAMOND STATUS
                          • Jul 2004
                          • 32555

                          #13
                          Originally posted by bastardson
                          I found this site looking into rumours that after a sucsessful tour
                          David Lee Roth was going to join Eddie , Alex and Wolfgang .


                          Originally posted by cadaverdog
                          I actually found this site when I heard the rumours about Dave doing a reunion tour with the brothers and Wolfie.
                          I.
                          Gee, BOTH you guys even spelled rumors as "rumours"

                          Give it up, c-douche. You've been busted.

                          Originally posted by Kristy
                          Dude, what in the fuck is wrong with you? I'm full of hate and I do drugs.
                          Originally posted by cadaverdog
                          I posted under aliases and I jerk off with a sock. Anything else to add?

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                          • Angel
                            ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                            • Jan 2004
                            • 7481

                            #14
                            Originally posted by LoungeMachine
                            Gee, BOTH you guys even spelled rumors as "rumours"
                            So, he spelled rumours the right way, like the rest of the english speaking world.
                            "Ya know what they say about angels... An angel is a supernatural being or spirit, usually humanoid in form, found in various religions and mythologies. Plus Roth fan boards..."- ZahZoo April 2013

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                            • LoungeMachine
                              DIAMOND STATUS
                              • Jul 2004
                              • 32555

                              #15
                              Originally posted by Angel
                              So, he spelled rumours the right way, like the rest of the english speaking world.
                              LMAO

                              Yes, the 2 old farts from SoCal, both prefer the European spelling of the word. What were the odds?

                              The last time he tried this alias crap, he actually posted to himself telling himself to ignore us.

                              Originally posted by Kristy
                              Dude, what in the fuck is wrong with you? I'm full of hate and I do drugs.
                              Originally posted by cadaverdog
                              I posted under aliases and I jerk off with a sock. Anything else to add?

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