Roth Army Troll of the Month - March 2009

[LoungeMachine]

Cast your vote for the biggest waste of bandwidth, the supreme oxygen thief, and time vampire we have this month.

Our Candidates:

GAR

For his RIP JIZZYSTOOL thread

Andy Taylor

For his ghey-love of Duran Duran

bastardson

For his lame attempt at covering up the fact he's a cadaverdouche alias


Go for the Gold, Trolls!!!!

:fufu:



:gulp:

[LoungeMachine]

I had to cast my vote for GayR.

As ghey and pathetic as Andy is, and as moronic as the Bozo from Bakersfield is, the mere fact anyone would falsely claim a member died just to get attention, is disgusting.

At least Opie Taylor and cadaverson are [unintentionally] hilarious.

:gulp:

[Matt White]

"Duran Duran".............

The choice is clear............

[kwame k]

Boy oh Boy.....they all have their merits, who to choose?

C-Dung by far is the funniest and lamest.
Gar is the most offensive.
Andy is by far the most annoying.

Gotta go with all of the above!

[ThrillsNSpills]

Ok

First off, Gar shouldn't be glorified for his jiz is dead thread due to the fact that that act was incomprehensible and a trolls' goal is attention so he wins in a way for getting more milage out of something that was wrong, even by RA standards.

Shoot if you want, Duran Duran has a good bassist technically. But that Reflex song, good, god.
Why yi yi yi wha wha why yi yi yi
What the fuck were they thinking?
But I give Andy the pass 'cos of the bassist.

so it's down to C-dog, who basically gives people like Lounge, Chef and Kwam to do their thing and make quality entertainment out of a derailed train.

so, there's that:fenderstrat:

[ThrillsNSpills]

Joe T. was angered at not being included here.

After all, he was the bongo player on Can't you Hear me Knockin.'

[binnie]

Andy is a good poster, he just has dubious musical tastes :D

[Andy Taylor]

Thanks, Binnie. Sort of. ;)

[Nickdfresh]

GAyR irritates me the most, by far...

Wasn't he speculating the death of the son of a longtime poster because he joined the (U.S.) Army? Yeah, Gar, Mr. right wing superpatriot...

[LoungeMachine]

Gayr also enjoys speculating on the death of POTUS all the time as well....

disgusting, sad, pathetic....... take your pick.

:gulp:

[Reverberator]

What no Katie ?...Fuck !!.... Lounge have you kissed and made up?:biggrin:

[LoungeMachine]

What no Katie ?...Fuck !!.... Lounge have you kissed and made up?:biggrin:

LMAO

She got so owned after I posted the screen shot of her PM that she denied sending, I felt sorry for her.

I figured we'd wait for that nasty yeast infection of her's to clear up, and then we'll nominate her next month.

No sense kicking her while she's brewing.

:gulp:

[WARF]

How come katie didnt make the list?

[LoungeMachine]

How come katie didnt make the list?

:lol:

Read thread, then post, Warfy...... :D

:gulp:

[WARF]

:lol:

Read thread, then post, Warfy...... :D

:gulp:

I can't scroll down during work...

It's bad enough my boss saw the VAGINA DENTATA picture I posted lol

[sadaist]

I can't scroll down during work...

It's bad enough my boss saw the VAGINA DENTATA picture I posted lol

Fucking excellent! Hell, sometimes I'm afraid to scroll down in the privacy of my own home.

[kwame k]

Fucking excellent! Hell, sometimes I'm afraid to scroll down in the privacy of my own home.

Step away from the easy joke, kwame......must not reply......must maintain control, too many joke possibilities......:pullinghair:

[Guitar Shark]

I can't scroll down during work...

It's bad enough my boss saw the VAGINA DENTATA picture I posted lol

Fucking classic. :D

But is anyone else surprised that WARF has a JOB? lol

Somehow, I can't imagine WARF at work. It's like imagining Savicki with a girlfriend.

[kwame k]

Come on now people....... C-Dung, I mean bastardson is fucking down by one vote to Andrew. Are you fucking people going to let the mighty C-Dung, I mean bastardson go down on.....sry, I mean go down to, fucking Andrew.

An American classic is going to go down on, er... down to Andrew. Show some patriotic fervor here, people!

For shame people, for shame. What would Jesus do? Kinda puts it in perspective doesn't it.:stoned-smiley:

[LoungeMachine]

Fucking classic. :D

But is anyone else surprised that WARF has a JOB? lol




:lol:

Well a job that the computer screen doesn't have pictures of Happy Meals, yes. ;)

:gulp:

Isn't WARFY in Seattle now?

We should take him out and get him drunk. :D

[Guitar Shark]

:lol:

Isn't WARFY in Seattle now?


He was in Washington, but is now in Bawston, apparently... slumming with Maxipad no doubt.

[LoungeMachine]

Bummer.

WARFY, Sharky, Demon Cunt, and me, all heading over to FORD's house to party with him and cokemee. Coulda been a riot.

Eyes wants to get together at The ShowBox soon. Maybe you can get a hall pass from the ball and chain? :D

:gulp:

[Guitar Shark]

I'm not sure any of us would get past the BCE protection system FORD installed at his house.

I work only a few blocks from the Showbox...

[Andy Taylor]

Come on now people....... C-Dung, I mean bastardson is fucking down by one vote to Andrew. Are you fucking people going to let the mighty C-Dung, I mean bastardson go down on.....sry, I mean go down to, fucking Andrew.

An American classic is going to go down on, er... down to Andrew. Show some patriotic fervor here, people!

For shame people, for shame. What would Jesus do? Kinda puts it in perspective doesn't it.:stoned-smiley:


That's Mr. Taylor to you, Motown.

[LoungeMachine]

I'm not sure any of us would get past the BCE protection system FORD installed at his house.

I work only a few blocks from the Showbox...

I have my Anti-BCE decoder ring with me at all times.....

If that fails, I stole some flash bangs from a cruiser the other night. Perhaps you saw it on KING5 :D

:gulp:

[sadaist]

Step away from the easy joke, kwame......must not reply......must maintain control, too many joke possibilities......:pullinghair:

HAHA! I knew that when I decided NOT to vote for you as sheep of the month that some good karma would be in store :)

[kwame k]

HAHA! I knew that when I decided NOT to vote for you as sheep of the month that some good karma would be in store :)

Fuck off Neo-Con;)

[WARF]

:lol:

Well a job that the computer screen doesn't have pictures of Happy Meals, yes. ;)

:gulp:

Isn't WARFY in Seattle now?

We should take him out and get him drunk. :D

How did you know it was my Mickey D's manager who caught me?!?! :biggrin:

I lived in Washington for 2 months total lol...

WARF gettin' back with ex girlfriend was like POOP returning back to the BUTT!!!

Now I live in a state where I hear the fucking word, "Wicked" every five seconds and it infuriates me.

[WARF]

Eyes wants to get together at The ShowBox soon. Maybe you can get a hall pass from the ball and chain? :D

:gulp:

Eyes hasn't been around much these days...

I guess the public library in his neighborhood closed down...

[chefcraig]

...Now I live in a state where I hear the fucking word, "Wicked" every five seconds and it infuriates me.

Yet you had the decent common sense to get the living hell out of South Florida, so for that you'll have my ever lasting respect. :notworthy:
:biggrin:

[WARF]

Yet you had the decent common sense to get the living hell out of South Florida, so for that you'll have my ever lasting respect. :notworthy:
:biggrin:

I lived in Boca Raton, it was a real nice area.
Right near the beaches...
Tons of celebrities...
Football players...
My parents house was three houses down from Jason Bonham...
lol
That's another great story...

I went to visit my parents, and I go through the security gate... and the guard was tellin me how Jason Bonham just moved in... and when I found out where he lived... I was like fuck... that's only a few houses down... anyways...

I ran into him outside when he was taking a walk...
I said to him...
Are you Jason Bonham yadda yadda...
He lifts off his sunglasses...
And says yes yadda yadda...
I tell Jason... I fucking love Led Zeppelin...
They're my second favorite band...
He looked a bit surprised...
"So who is your first?"
Classic Van Halen with David Lee Roth!
Then he remarked... Oh, I love Van Halen... I saw them in Fort Lauderdale...
I was like, "No shit... me too... It's too bad the tour was postponed....
He then said... "Yeah, Ed's off the wagon... it's a shame really"
The whole time.. i'm thinkin to myself.... your father died from alcohol..
So I finished with the nice to meet you.... blah blah...

I saw him a few more times after that...
He said he'd hook me up if and when the band went on tour...
I had his cell number at one point and lost my phone...
Not that I would ever call him...
Oh shit... now I remember....
I was fucking wasted at a bar one time...
And Zeppelin was playin' on the juke box...
oh fuck here's another story!!

I was at a bar, and I was pretty fucking hammered...
Zeppelin was on the jukebox...
And their was some dude talkin' about the band...
And how much he loved them...
And I was like...

I got Jason Bonham's number in my phone!!!
And whatever...
So im still drinkin'... talkin' to some bitch... tryin' to take her back home...
And I forgot I left my phone at the bar!!!
So I go back and get it...
And when I look to see if I had any messages or calls....
There was like 5 fucking OUTGOING CALLS to JASON FUCKING BONHAM!!!

WTF?!?!!

When I got home and sobered up...
I was like AHHHHH FUCK!!
Did he talk to him???
DID HE LEAVE A MESSAGE?!?!
Does Jason know it was ME???
I was fucking paranoid...
LOL... DID SOME 50 YEAR OLD BUM LEAVE BONHAM A BUNCH OF MESSAGES?!?!
I never had the balls to call him after that... lol

[chefcraig]

Fuckin' classic, WARF. Nicely done. :lmao:

[WARF]

Fuckin' classic, WARF. Nicely done. :lmao:

Seriously, it's not funny lol

I probably would have been set up with some great fuckin' tickets...
Maybe even backstage or whatnot...
And I fucking leave my phone at a bar...
Acting like a fucking bigshot fool... thinkin im cool cuz I got Bonham's number....
I might have even met Page and Plant... but no...

Instead I got some idiot 50 year old... probably singin' a redneck karaoke version of, "Immigrant Song" on his fucking answering machine!!

[Panamark]

Andy Taylor ! had to go with him. His taste in music is everything
I stood against as a head banging metal kid. Even as I get older
that whole Duran Duran/Flock of Segulls/Spandau Ballet/Bronski Beat/Thompson Twins
Boy George/Is that a guy or girl standing in front of that computer
backing track?, 80's scene... still manages to piss me right off.

I feel compelled to warm the tubes in the JCM800 and play Hells Bells
at 11, just to calm down !!!!!

Andy was an easy choice. (And he loves The Red Teletubbie ?)
I still dont understand how the links banned him, he seems a
prime candidate to be a Mod over there.... Or a links posterboy !

Time to chuck "Ride the Lightning" into the CD tray....

[kwame k]

Andy Taylor ! had to go with him. His taste in music is everything
I stood against as a head banging metal kid. Even as I get older
that whole Duran Duran/Flock of Segulls/Spandau Ballet/Bronski Beat/Thompson Twins
Boy George/Is that a guy or girl standing in front of that computer
backing track?, 80's scene... still manages to piss me right off.

I feel compelled to warm the tubes in the JCM800 and play Hells Bells
at 11, just to calm down !!!!!

Andy was an easy choice. (And he loves The Red Teletubbie ?)
I still dont understand how the links banned him, he seems a
prime candidate to be a Mod over there.... Or a links posterboy !

Time to chuck "Ride the Lightning" into the CD tray....

....and I say Rock On!

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[Panamark]

WARF,

Your neighbour was Jason Bonham ??
Mate, thats freakin awesome. And you
had his phone number too ?!
Should have asked for Mr Page's number !!

Imagine walking around Jimmy's house.
I have this mental image of an old castle
with a massive old library stacked with
Aleister Crowley and various other
witchcraft and sorcery type books...
Kinda like a scene out of Harry Potter !! lol...

Im impressed, dont think many of us can
boast having a neighbour that well known.

Mega Cred Dude !!

[chefcraig]

I dunno...Andy simply does not meet my definition of a troll. The truth is, he starts threads about bands he likes, yet tends to go a bit overboard with the presentation, which draws the ire of people. He returns fire, and suddenly it's a cluster-fuck.

Really, I believe if the fellow merely started a thread about a band without the hyperbole ("greatest band", "Beatles of the Eighties", ect.) people would accept it, or ignore it and simply move on. The fact is, the guy is engaging and usually knows what he is talking about. Like I said, it's only when he is treated with hostility does he then respond with it. I believe that the truth lies in the notion that the fellow may be a tad naive in how the place operates (for instance, the Hagar thread).

At least that has been my observation. And considering the fact that there are a handful of true sociopaths here making certain that they hop on the short bus to the library each morning in order to foul the site, Andy's endeavors pale by comparison. I could be wrong, and after all this is just MHO, of course. ;)

[WARF]

WARF,

Your neighbour was Jason Bonham ??
Mate, thats freakin awesome. And you
had his phone number too ?!
Should have asked for Mr Page's number !!

Imagine walking around Jimmy's house.
I have this mental image of an old castle
with a massive old library stacked with
Aleister Crowley and various other
witchcraft and sorcery type books...
Kinda like a scene out of Harry Potter !! lol...

Im impressed, dont think many of us can
boast having a neighbour that well known.

Mega Cred Dude !!

I don't think it's a big deal really.
I lived in Boca Raton, is equal to the East coast version of Beverly Hills.
I've met Niko From Iron Maiden grocery shopping...
Saw Joe Pesci at a restaurant...
Mandy Moore at WHOLE FOODS...
They're everywhere...

To be perfectly honest... I didnt feel celebrity shell shocked by his presence...
The only time I mentioned anything about his father...
Wasn't about his music or Led Zep...
I told him... It must be hard being a young kid and losing a father...
That was another conversation... i'm not gonna get into that...

[WARF]

Actually, Nicko McBrain is an active member at my friends church...
He's a devoted born again christian of all things lol
If you live in Florida... go to Spanish River Church in Boca Raton on sunday...
I promise you will see him there when the band isn't touring lol

[Seshmeister]

Actually, Nicko McBrain is an active member at my friends church...
He's a devoted born again christian of all things lol


And people say drummers are dumb... :)

[kwame k]

And people say drummers are dumb... :)


watch it bitch:mad0248:

[Andy Taylor]

I dunno...Andy simply does not meet my definition of a troll. The truth is, he starts threads about bands he likes, yet tends to go a bit overboard with the presentation, which draws the ire of people. He returns fire, and suddenly it's a cluster-fuck.

Really, I believe if the fellow merely started a thread about a band without the hyperbole ("greatest band", "Beatles of the Eighties", ect.) people would accept it, or ignore it and simply move on. The fact is, the guy is engaging and usually knows what he is talking about. Like I said, it's only when he is treated with hostility does he then respond with it. I believe that the truth lies in the notion that the fellow may be a tad naive in how the place operates (for instance, the Hagar thread).

At least that has been my observation. And considering the fact that there are a handful of true sociopaths here making certain that they hop on the short bus to the library each morning in order to foul the site, Andy's endeavors pale by comparison. I could be wrong, and after all this is just MHO, of course. ;)

Well Craig, I can understand like in the cases of Duran or Hagar how it could draw people's ire. 80s Beatles wasn't mine btw. ;) But I don't see why it has to be so. I have my way of getting folks to see a point and I employ a mix of humour, antagonism, irony and sarcasm especially when I'm up against a blind dismissal of something. Trolls (if that's the word) like terrorists react to some initial aggression, so I'm glad you seem to have noticed that. To me this outright mental rejection of Duran or a whole number of things is as annoying as when people blindly go with some religion or take the hardcore atheist route. It's part and parcel of a group mentality. To use Duran as a metaphor for the world's bigger issues, this mentality is why I feel we're almost certainly on the path towards mutually assured destruction.

Pretentious, moi? I'm clowning around by mentioning Duran there (literal types) but it's something that bugs me on a daily basis. People so firmly ensconsed within their own groups, formed on the basis of the most shallow things. Everyone taking an emotional reaction to something, not questioning themselves or seeing that they're as fucked up as the group they're slagging. I feel about it the way Demoncunt would about bible thumpers.

[GAR]

GAyR irritates me the most, by far...

Wasn't he speculating the death of the son of a longtime poster because he joined the (U.S.) Army? Yeah, Gar, Mr. right wing superpatriot...

Wha?

I wished that vet, John LetsRock would fucking hang himself - but that was on the ddlr board, not here.

Maybe he got it right, and hung hisself. We don't see him round no more so...

Otherwise I got no beef with any other vets? Am I wrong? Or are you reading into some other beef-thread 5 or 6 years old or something.

[GAR]

bastardson

For his lame attempt at covering up the fact he's a cadaverdouche alias

I followed that thread as it happened, and it's not so clear to me Cad is also B-Son okay..

[GAR]

I dunno...Andy simply does not meet my definition of a troll.

My supertroll powers determine Andy is not cut of the same cloth, he's just a regular guy like the rest of you Mortals.

[kwame k]

I followed that thread as it happened, and it's not so clear to me Cad is also B-Son okay..

How would it be? I don't think trolls can sense that about each other, has something to do with the inbreeding.

[Andy Taylor]

he's just a regular guy like the rest of you Mortals.

I highly resent that, take it back.

[LoungeMachine]

Wha?

I wished that vet, John LetsRock would fucking hang himself - but that was on the ddlr board, not here.

Maybe he got it right, and hung hisself. We don't see him round no more so...

Otherwise I got no beef with any other vets? Am I wrong? Or are you reading into some other beef-thread 5 or 6 years old or something.

He's talking about what you said about SoCalChell's son, you moron.

:gulp:

Go start another RIP JIZZYSTOOL thread....

[bueno bob]

Did I miss something?

Am I stoned?

[Panamark]

Cool stuff ! I guess living downunder we dont get to
see as many high profile celebs just wandering the
streets. There are trendy sections of Sydney
where you can do some celeb spotting. However
I dont live in the city itself, so we dont exactly
bump into Russell Crowe when we grab groceries.
(Although I do know exactly where his house is)
Used to know where Tom and Nicole lived too..
They had a mini army patrolling that joint 24/7
My wife spotted Brian Mcfadden from some Irish
boyband walking the city streets recently.
(He married one of our chick singers Delta
Goodrem- she's a good sort !!)

The best celeb story I have, is not from me
but my best friend from highschool. He ended
up working for Channel 9 in Australia, and
became best friends with Kylie Minogue's
younger brother. My mate was British
and on one of his trips back to London,
Kylies brother was there, and invited him
to her place in London. She was home !
Apparently they blew a joint in her
loungeroom... lol... She was actually
doing some cooking at home. He said
she was really nice, not a stuckup bitch
at all...


I guess people living in LA would have a few stories like
this, as you said. Thats funny about Nicko McBrain,
he always looked like he learned to play the drums
without sticks. (Used his face instead !)

I stayed in Hollywood 2 years ago, and then
found out that I was within a mile of
Eddies house and didnt realize it !!
(When I was back home in Australia !!) DOH !!
We didnt have much time there, if we stayed
longer I probably would have checked it out
better.. Hollywood was nothing like I imagined..
Like it was literally, nothing ????
Didnt see any stars either... :(

[bueno bob]

Go start another RIP JIZZYSTOOL thread....

Do you think Jizzy's finished obsessing over the giant blue penis in Watchmen yet?

I imagine his popcorn has been well buttered as of late.

[WARF]

Cool stuff ! I guess living downunder we dont get to
see as many high profile celebs just wandering the
streets. There are trendy sections of Sydney
where you can do some celeb spotting. However
I dont live in the city itself, so we dont exactly
bump into Russell Crowe when we grab groceries.
(Although I do know exactly where his house is)
Used to know where Tom and Nicole lived too..
They had a mini army patrolling that joint 24/7
My wife spotted Brian Mcfadden from some Irish
boyband walking the city streets recently.
(He married one of our chick singers Delta
Goodrem- she's a good sort !!)

The best celeb story I have, is not from me
but my best friend from highschool. He ended
up working for Channel 9 in Australia, and
became best friends with Kylie Minogue's
younger brother. My mate was British
and on one of his trips back to London,
Kylies brother was there, and invited him
to her place in London. She was home !
Apparently they blew a joint in her
loungeroom... lol... She was actually
doing some cooking at home. He said
she was really nice, not a stuckup bitch
at all...


I guess people living in LA would have a few stories like
this, as you said. Thats funny about Nicko McBrain,
he always looked like he learned to play the drums
without sticks. (Used his face instead !)

I stayed in Hollywood 2 years ago, and then
found out that I was within a mile of
Eddies house and didnt realize it !!
(When I was back home in Australia !!) DOH !!
We didnt have much time there, if we stayed
longer I probably would have checked it out
better.. Hollywood was nothing like I imagined..
Like it was literally, nothing ????
Didnt see any stars either... :(

Very Interesting post... thanks!
Sucked about the Ed part lol

[Panamark]

WARF !

The old Army symbol !!!
What a beauty !
I still remember feeling sadness the day
we changed from that old red and black design...lol....

[WARF]

I'm going retro for our 10th anniversary on 4/30/2009 :)

[WARF]

I got more retro army avatars if anyone wants em.... lol

[Reverberator]

Well , I met the real Andy Taylor in a rock club in Birmingham in '88 .... a friend of mine did some demos with him.

But my real claim to fame is when I fucked Queen Elizabeth II up the banana fritter way back in '53.....beat that you cunts.

[Andy Taylor]

Is your friend Liam by any chance?

[Reverberator]

No , and none of it saw the light of day , probably 'jam' would have been a better description.

Prince Philip wasn't happy ...he told me Liz wouldn't let him take her up the rusty sherriffs.

[Golden AWe]

Why isn't Lounge on the list?

[Panamark]

Well , I met the real Andy Taylor in a rock club in Birmingham in '88 .... a friend of mine did some demos with him.

But my real claim to fame is when I fucked Queen Elizabeth II up the banana fritter way back in '53.....beat that you cunts.

Whoah !! I've been on that ship.......
Dude, teach me what you know !!

[hideyoursheep]

I don't mind Andy, really.
It's his shitty taste in music that irks me.
I'm sorry, I can't relate.

No, I'm not sorry.
That's just me.
Call it closed-mindedness if you want, I don't care.
Thw whole premise of this site was to celebrate
a hard-charging front man who at one time led
the hardest rocking motherfuckers we ever saw.

If you wanna wear women's clothes
and eat pink cotton candy in the privacy
of you own home, that's your thing. No one will stop you.
Just don't do it at a hog roast and expect
not to get some shit for it.

I wouldn't go to your house and wipe
my feet on your dog, you know what I mean?

You're ok with me, Andy.
That doesn't mean I won't put a flaming bag of shit
on your doorstep whenever the need arises.;)



I didn't vote for cadaverbastard as troll of the month, cause he'll probably get the annual
award.

[hideyoursheep]

I wouldn't go to your house and wipe
my feet on your dog, you know what I mean?

...unless it's name is sammy.