Sammy Hagar entry in the Urban Dictionary

[Sarge]

The urban dictionary entry for Sammy Hagar was written by me. It's the quote that Sarge's Little Helper used to post.



Originally posted by Sarge's Little Helper
David Lee Roth says that Sammy Hagar is a bridge drone troll. I think he is a complete whiney bitch who is deathly afraid of the success that Classic Van Halen had that he could never live up to. Bluntly put he is just an old angry man who lives in a delusional fantasy world in which Van Hagar sold 20 million more albums than Classic Van Halen. Every time he talks he utters nothing but lies and sounds like a sack of assholes. Sarge told me that Bette Midler and Sammy Hagar are the same person. For a laugh please ask me who Bette Midler is. Thanks for your time. ..


Now I did not add it to the website, but someone else did.
I kind of feel like a dirty version of Mother Theresa.
I am doing my part in spreading the Gospel of Diamond Dave, the King of Any of All Things Rock 'n Roll.

Breasts,

[chefcraig]

Look at the tags directly underneath the definition below your's, #3. :biggrin:



Urban Dictionary: sammy hagar (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=sammy+hagar)

[Panamark]

Lets Wiki it !

[GAR]

I am banned at the Sammy Hagar Mailing List on Yahoo Groups for posting WARF's song.. someone else who is not banned there, please post it.

Or somebody please register a username over there, to post this entry.

The Redheads must know how powerful and big their fat Superhero of Suck has earned the amount of respect we give to him, at every turn, please.

Every time the helperbot utters "Sammy is a bridge-drone troll" an angel should get his wings. This is sacred trivia worth knowing, to pass onto your grandchildren. We must preserve Our Struggle and never forget!

[ELVIS]

Dammit Sarge!

I mean, umm...sir...

I spend a great deal of time removing any and all Hagay bullshit from this forum...

What's the deal ??

What's wrong with posting this shit in Non...

Or bring back The Dump...


:pullinghair::elvis:

[ZahZoo]

This is sacred trivia worth knowing, to pass onto your grandchildren. We must preserve Our Struggle and never forget!

Gar

Acronym for Greasy Ass Residue. This is due to putting in a full day of work and treating the posterior's hygenic needs as secondary. GAR is difficult to eliminate with simple wiping and requires severe measures, such as showering in a headstand.

Sorry for the squeaking. I have some major GAR to take care of tonight.

Urban Dictionary: gar (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=gar)

Sorry Sarge... this seemed to fit with the subject matter.

[scottydabodi]

Who is Bette Midler?


Had to do it for old times' sake...

[VAiN]

Lets Wiki it !


I hear it's done...

[WARF]

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[Seshmeister]

Ok so what cunt stole my pal WARF's password...?

[WARF]

Tonight's my big wedding with katie... i'm in the mood FOR LOVE!!!
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