New recruit

[alicebowie]

My name is Alice Bowie.
I'm a new recruit in the Roth Army. I've been a fan since Van Halen's
debut album.I followed his solo carreer for a while.But lost interest
Then I won tickets to see the Roth/Hagar tour.I hadn't been to a
concert for years.It renewed my love for live shows.Been checking
out sites for news of Dave's status with the band. Looks like they're
in nuetral for now. Hope they do something.No more Van Hagar please.

[Sarge's Little Helper]

Hello alicebowie, welcome aboard and welcome to The David Lee Roth Army! Thanks for joining our lubricated leper colony for a sloppy dose of music, entertainment and pop culture madness Roth style. Enjoy your stay!

[alicebowie]

Hello alicebowie, welcome aboard and welcome to The David Lee Roth Army! Thanks for joining our lubricated leper colony for a sloppy dose of music, entertainment and pop culture madness Roth style. Enjoy your stay!

I'm guessing this is an automated response.The same thing was
said on another welcome wagon thread.The first two threads I scoped
there were not too friendly. I hope I fair better.

[Redballjets88]

Welcome to the army alice. Don't worry about the hostility around here, just don't go around the frontline without your chin strap on. Otherwise this place is a great Van Halen forum.

[alicebowie]

Welcome to the army alice. Don't worry about the hostility around here, just don't go around the frontline without your chin strap on. Otherwise this place is a great Van Halen forum.

Thanx Tex.
I lived in Keller for a while.A tornado ran me out of town.
Took out my house and everything I owned.The insurance
money paid for my present home close to a lake.Some
guy that claims to be a former drummer for Great White
lives nearby.

[hideyoursheep]

Not again...

[GAR]

Welcome!

[alicebowie]

Not again...

You got a problem with Texas? Where you from? NEW YORK CITY?
Get a rope.
FYI. DON'T MESS WITH TEXAS.

[WARF]

I'm guessing this is an automated response.The same thing was
said on another welcome wagon thread.The first two threads I scoped
there were not too friendly. I hope I fair better.

You'll be okay, the dude I dissed had OU812 in his username lol

[LoungeMachine]

Not again...

yep, it's cadaverdouche [again]



Even used the "insurance bought my house by the lake" story [again]

[ThrillsNSpills]

My momma talkin' to me tryin' to tell me how to live
But I don't listen to her 'cause my head is like a sieve
My daddy, he disowned me 'cause I wear my sister's clothes
He caught me in the bathroom with a pair of pantyhose

My basketball coach, he done kicked me off the team
For wearin' high-heel sneakers and actin' like a queen


The world's comin' to an end, I don't even care
As long as I can have a limo and my orange hair
And it don't bother me if people think I'm "funny"
'Cause I'm a big rock star and I'm makin' lots of money
money, money, money, money, money, money
Ahhh! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...


After all these, shouldn't the next username just be "Yeah, it's Him"?

[cadaverdog]

My momma talkin' to me tryin' to tell me how to live
But I don't listen to her 'cause my head is like a sieve
My daddy, he disowned me 'cause I wear my sister's clothes
He caught me in the bathroom with a pair of pantyhose

My basketball coach, he done kicked me off the team
For wearin' high-heel sneakers and actin' like a queen


The world's comin' to an end, I don't even care
As long as I can have a limo and my orange hair
And it don't bother me if people think I'm "funny"
'Cause I'm a big rock star and I'm makin' lots of money
money, money, money, money, money, money
Ahhh! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...


After all these, shouldn't the next username just be "Yeah, it's Him"?

I'm done with that nonsense.
With the self appointed savior of the internet , detective (formerly deputy)
Barney ( Lounge Machine ) Fife on the job it's a waste of time.
With his "Rockstar " connections and seemingly endless amount of free
time dedicated to patrolling the net and doling out punishment to those
who violate his interpretation of the rules of posting , it's senseless to
try to slip something by him.

That being said "Up in Smoke" is one of my favorite movies of all time.
When it came to the drive -in in my home town I went to see it every
night for about a week.
My cousin was the manager so I could get in free every night.
We would get higher and higher every night.
One night I had purchased a keg of beer but found out we couldn't take
it to the house were we had planned on due to a pissy girlfriend of the
dude who said we could have it at there.
So we stuck it in the trunk of my Chevelle and took it to the drive-in.
We shared with anyone who wanted to drink with us.
We finished the keg that night .
One night my buddy and I both fell asleep and my cousin made sure
no one woke us up and we ended up sleeping there all night.
Those were the good old days.
All the drive-ins are gone now.

[Guitar Shark]

One night my buddy and I both fell asleep and my cousin made sure
no one woke us up and we ended up sleeping there all night.
Those were the good old days.

You know, you should really learn that some thoughts are better left in your head.

[LoungeMachine]

You know, you should really learn that some thoughts are better left in your head.

He wasn't born with the same thought-filter as the rest of us.

Case in point: His sock/masturbation post.



I like how he was the one busted for trolling with his third alias, but can't help but still try to paint ME as the one with the issues.

[chefcraig]

I'm done with that nonsense.
With the self appointed savior of the internet , detective (formerly deputy)
Barney ( Lounge Machine ) Fife on the job it's a waste of time.
With his "Rockstar " connections and seemingly endless amount of free
time dedicated to patrolling the net and doling out punishment to those
who violate his interpretation of the rules of posting , it's senseless to
try to slip something by him.

That is true to an extent, yet there comes a point when you can not blame others (in this case Lounge Machine) for merely quoting posts that you have publicly offered. For instance, the latest go-around centered on not only a post, yet an actual thread started by you querying people on which particular videos they enjoy masturbating to. Yeah, yeah, "Freedom Of Speech", freewill, ect...I get it. Yet along with the basic tenets of speaking openly comes the responsibility of standing behind what one is saying, yet beyond that there is the simple consideration of common sense and good taste before even opening one's mouth.

You are the one that wished to make a fresh start of things. That is indeed admirable. Yet pointing fingers at others for your own mistakes isn't exactly starting things off all that well, is it?