Nearsighted Turtle Fucks a shoe

[FORD]

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Turtles live a long time. Maybe this one's a little old & senile and took a little too much Viagra?

[binnie]

And the Rothy for Greatest Thread Title of the Year goes to.....

[Andy Taylor]

That turtle moan is comedic enough to be a sound effect. This might be the weirdest thing I've seen to date.

[Douglas T.]

LOL ... someone hook this guy up with a mate!

[Matt White]

Or at least a WOMAN'S shoe....

[thome]

FORD,The Vet told you, That is what happends when you stop jacking off your turtle....Down Sluggo.. Down.....!!!!!

YouTube - Ron White - Sluggo

[Diamondjimi]

And the Rothy for Greatest Thread Title of the Year goes to.....

Hands down winner!

The turtle sounds like Savicki dust humping Laura Branigan's corpse!

[Matt White]

Hands down winner!

The turtle sounds like Savicki dust humping Laura Branigan's corpse!

You rascal..............

[kwame k]

Determined little bugger, isn't he!

[LoungeMachine]

How did FORD determine the turtle is near-sighted?

Perhaps the turtle just has the same fetish as Wayne L.




NIKE - Just do me

[Guitar Shark]

Perhaps the turtle just has the same fetish as Wayne L.

Quick, somebody send this to academic punk

[Panamark]

Heres another oldie but a goodie, beat that bitch into submission,
love his face and noise at the end !

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[Panamark]

How did FORD determine the turtle is near-sighted?

Perhaps the turtle just has the same fetish as Wayne L.




NIKE - Just do me

Classic ! Hey I had forgotten about that dude...

[FORD]

Think that noise was funny, listen to this guy (must be the turtle equivalent of about 80 years old, by the sound of him)

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[Panamark]

LOL ! Hey FORD, that looks like Steve Irwins Zoo in Oz.
I think we saw those two very turtles last year !
That old guy sounds like me nowadays !! lol...
Steve actually had one of these huge buggers
that was on the first fleet to Australia with
Captain Cook, oldest one of these kind in
captivity. Died in 2006 at 176 years old