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  • Pennypacker
    Foot Soldier
    • Mar 2009
    • 521

    Gonna cost you to take a dump

    Ryanair chief defends on-board toilet charge

    The head of Irish budget airline Ryanair Tuesday defended his plan to charge passengers to use on-board toilets, saying it would lead to "less passenger inconvenience" during flights.

    Ryanair Chief Executive Michael O'Leary revealed last month the carrier was looking at the possibility of installing toilet doors in its planes which would only open with the insertion of a one pound coin (1.10 euros, 1.40 dollars).

    "In our discussions with (aircraft maker) Boeing they haven't yet been able to manufacture a toilet door that will take coins in it," he told a news conference in Madrid Tuesday.

    "But I think it's a logical development, if you use the toilet for example in train stations in England you pay to use the toilets. I don't see any reason why people on board an aircraft wouldn't pay to use the toilet."

    He said the on-board charge would mean more passengers would use the toilets at airports, and would lead to "less passenger inconvenience on board the aircraft."

    "We will charge for every possible thing we can think to charge for, but it will always be the passengers' choice whether they pay it or don't pay it," he said.

    O'Leary said the company is now running an online competition to see what else the carrier can charge for on board.

    "The suggestion I like best so far is a passenger in Sweden who has suggested that we should produce rolls of toilet paper with my picture on it."
  • kwame k
    TOASTMASTER GENERAL
    • Feb 2008
    • 11302

    #2
    Don't get me started on the fucking hidden cost or convenience tax these fucking airlines are charging. When I flew out here to Colorado Springs, Co baggage fees and all that bullshit. I was reminded of a trip I took to Disney Land..........those places are designed to fleece you from the moment you step foot on their property till the second you leave.

    Sure you can get cheap fights but as the old saying goes, "There's no such thing as a free lunch".
    Last edited by kwame k; 03-25-2009, 11:24 PM. Reason: Change convince to Convenience, what a moron.
    Originally posted by vandeleur
    E- Jesus . Playing both sides because he didnt understand the argument in the first place

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    • Andy Taylor
      Banned
      • Jan 2009
      • 918

      #3
      Any charge to take a dump in the galley? No? Problem solved.

      My compliments to Ryan Air.

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      • Guitar Shark
        ROTH ARMY SUPREME
        • Jan 2004
        • 7576

        #4
        Originally posted by Pennypacker
        [B]"In our discussions with (aircraft maker) Boeing they haven't yet been able to manufacture a toilet door that will take coins in it," he told a news conference in Madrid Tuesday.
        This comment is hilarious
        ROTH ARMY MILITIA


        Originally posted by EAT MY ASSHOLE
        Sharky sometimes needs things spelled out for him in explicit, specific detail. I used to think it was a lawyer thing, but over time it became more and more evident that he's merely someone's idiot twin.

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        • LoungeMachine
          DIAMOND STATUS
          • Jul 2004
          • 32555

          #5
          Boeing is a leading defense contractor, charged with protecting our country.....

          But can't crack the pay-toilet technology around since the 60's?

          Originally posted by Kristy
          Dude, what in the fuck is wrong with you? I'm full of hate and I do drugs.
          Originally posted by cadaverdog
          I posted under aliases and I jerk off with a sock. Anything else to add?

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          • LoungeMachine
            DIAMOND STATUS
            • Jul 2004
            • 32555

            #6
            Wonder if they'll be selling Depends Undergarments during flights next....

            Originally posted by Kristy
            Dude, what in the fuck is wrong with you? I'm full of hate and I do drugs.
            Originally posted by cadaverdog
            I posted under aliases and I jerk off with a sock. Anything else to add?

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            • kwame k
              TOASTMASTER GENERAL
              • Feb 2008
              • 11302

              #7
              Originally posted by LoungeMachine
              Boeing is a leading defense contractor, charged with protecting our country.....

              But can't crack the pay-toilet technology around since the 60's?

              That reminds me of the NASA debacle myth, in the 60's that our government spent a ton of money on figuring out how to get an ink pen to function in space...........the Russians solved the problem by using a pencil.
              Originally posted by vandeleur
              E- Jesus . Playing both sides because he didnt understand the argument in the first place

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