Octomom stripper

[Redballjets88]

Octomom lays bare her past as stripper - BostonHerald.com (http://news.bostonherald.com/track/star_tracks/view.bg?articleid=1161176&srvc=home&position=also)

In the continuing adventures of Octomom, the National Enquirer reports that Mother of the Year Nadya Suleman did some pole dancing before she had 14 kids.

Back when she was 18, Suleman was in an “investigative” stage of her life and thought she’d try out exotic dancing.

“I had not even kissed a boy. But I entered a dance/lingerie contest in a club near my home. I danced and paraded in lingerie,” she told a close pal.

“Then, when I was 19, I went to a gentleman’s club and performed as a topless dancer. But I only did it one night. I quit when I found out I was expected to perform lap dances on the customers.”

That’s totally believable.

In other Octomom news, since she’s not stripping down anymore, the cash-flush celebrity serial mother is certainly dressing better!

The woman who sent pediatric nurses packing earlier this week went on a $1,500 shopping spree at Bebe Sport the other day, TMZ.com reports. Nadya bought T-shirts, tank tops, a sexy-fit metallic cami, a woven cargo dress, crystal heart sweatsuits in two colors and sports bras to show off her postpartum figure.


what the fuck is wrong with her?

[LoungeMachine]

Sad, hilarious, and not at all surprising.....

But NOT FL material in any way, shape, or form.

Did you have a political commentary to make?

Moving to NON.

:gulp:

Now if she had been a stripper in DC with a client list, we could talk.....

[Panamark]

The media here reported she was being offered
a million bucks to do a porn flick ??
Hopefully Dr Phil saved us all from that happening !

[bueno bob]

Actually, a gangbang flick would be kinda fitting for her, honestly...

[LoungeMachine]

That was the deal...

She had to do 8 guys....

:gulp:

No shit, part of the contract.

[bueno bob]

That was the deal...

She had to do 8 guys....

:gulp:

No shit, part of the contract.

Fucking awesome.

Gotta love the American porn industry, lmao...

[BITEYOASS]

So she thinks lap dancing is wrong, yet spunk injections are a OK?!?!

[Terry]

Aren't Octomom's 15 minutes up yet?

[LoungeMachine]

Aren't Octomom's 15 minutes up yet?

She gets 120 minutes.

:gulp:

[Panamark]

And you must have an 8 inch donger to apply..

[LoungeMachine]

And you must have an 8 inch donger to apply..

I'm not about to have the last 2" lopped off for that skank.

:gulp:

[Panamark]

I'm not about to have the last 2" lopped off for that skank.

:gulp:

Yeah !! too right..

I aint foldin mine in half for her either :pullinghair:

[BITEYOASS]

Octomom's evil poon has a horrifying sucking ability, to the point where you'll start jacking off blood if you don't pull out!

[Terry]

Octomom's evil poon has a horrifying sucking ability, to the point where you'll start jacking off blood if you don't pull out!

Wouldn't even be able to get it up for that woman to even get it in, never mind pulling out...not even if I was beer goggling heavily.

[hideyoursheep]

I'll bet she drags her teeth...

[LoungeMachine]

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“Then, when I was 19, I went to a gentleman’s club and performed as a topless dancer. But I only did it one night.

I never inhaled.

:gulp:

[Panamark]

Man.... she must have a huge one.....

Like this ?? (Watch with caution !!)

Man Head in Vagina (http://www.uselessjunk.com/article_full.php?id=13359)

[hideyoursheep]

Man.... she must have a huge one.....

Like this ?? (Watch with caution !!)

Man Head in Vagina (http://www.uselessjunk.com/article_full.php?id=13359)

I don't think the wizard's sleeve has that many miles on it, 'Mark...if the tribe she gave birth to was C-section, and she was artificially inseminated, that fuzz-monkey is as untouched as Sham-Wow Vince's mugshot!


:019:
I'm not watching that clip!!

[Panamark]

:019:
I'm not watching that clip!!

Awwww Go for it !
It wont fuck you mentally for life....
Trust me !

[Panamark]

As for the C-section... Yeah agree...
Small scar must be better than octovag !!

[Panamark]

Actually 8 babies, might be a larger scar, but still, I get the point.
The vaginal passage and original muscles would be intact.

[SweetSecrets]

Actually 8 babies, might be a larger scar, but still, I get the point.
The vaginal passage and original muscles would be intact.

C-sections are the best!...or so I hope!:umm:

I don't think either way sounds much fun! I wish guys could have babies!

[Panamark]

Uh Oh !

WOOP WOOP Wife Alert Wife Alert !! :biggrin:
Whats a nice girl like you doing in a place
like this, SweetSecrets ??

[Panamark]

Oh God !!
We are not having 8 are we ??

ARE WE ?????????????????:cry::cato:

[SweetSecrets]

Whats a nice girl like you doing in a place
like this, SweetSecrets ??

Well, a thread entitled, "Octomom stripper" sounded interesting.

And what's a nice guy like you posting videos like that!!?? :biggrin:NOt that I care...I just can't believe that is actually real!

And...8 children....HELL NO!!

[hideyoursheep]

Busted!!!!

[hideyoursheep]

C-sections are the best!...or so I hope!:umm:

Hmm....more recovery time needed probably. But hey! 1 baby, 8 babies, if one fits through, so will the rest!

[Igosplut]

Well, a thread entitled, "Octomom stripper" sounded interesting.

And what's a nice guy like you posting videos like that!!??

He applied for a part in her new porn movie.

What ever you do don't tell his wife......

[Panamark]

Well, a thread entitled, "Octomom stripper" sounded interesting.

And what's a nice guy like you posting videos like that!!?? :biggrin:NOt that I care...I just can't believe that is actually real!

And...8 children....HELL NO!!

Ok, time to fess up...

Im Bad !! ;)

Time for my punishment :)

[Panamark]

He applied for a part in her new porn movie.



The producers did seem interested, especially when
I told them I have 8 penises !

[Panamark]

(Im so in trouble, may as well go for the home run !!)

[Panamark]

HYS, did you like the video ??

Man Head in Vagina (http://www.uselessjunk.com/article_full.php?id=13359)

[hideyoursheep]

HYS, did you like the video ??

Man Head in Vagina (http://www.uselessjunk.com/article_full.php?id=13359)


:barf:

[Panamark]

:barf:

:lmao:

Mama I'm comin home !!!

[hideyoursheep]

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[ThrillsNSpills]

HYS, did you like the video ??

Man Head in Vagina (http://www.uselessjunk.com/article_full.php?id=13359)



OH MAN .!

Cue ball in the side pocket.

that's a scratch

[Blaze]

:lmao:

Mama I'm comin home !!!

:hee:

is this the picture??

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3252/3127585883_7e4a3a0aee_m.jpg

[Panamark]

:hee:

is this the picture??

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3252/3127585883_7e4a3a0aee_m.jpg


No its another !!! Omigod !

The first link is a video

[Panamark]

Is there a club for men who have succesfully
navigated a vagina with their head twice in
one lifetime ??

[BITEYOASS]

WATCH OUT FOR OCTOMOM'S EVILLLLLLLL..............

<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/y18xFKnE8J4&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/y18xFKnE8J4&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>

[bueno bob]

Mark, did I actually just watch that or am I extremely high right now?

[Panamark]

Mark, did I actually just watch that or am I extremely high right now?

You watched it :D

(I remembered someone posting that clip from the
old army days and googled it, and located it very
easily)

That second pic is equally disturbing !

Imagine if the chick suddenly got that condition where
their box locks up, and you had your head in there..

Cause of Death: Vaginal asphysixation

And they have to inject some shit into the
woman to make it all release again..
People have been admitted into hospital
in the normal sex position. (I shit you not
theres a term for it, which escapes me
at the moment)

But this could lead to murder !!

Like Ziegfield and Roy, putting your head
in the lions mouth !!

Then again if the orrifiace had that many miles,
you are probably more likely to die in a plane crash !
Even with muscle spasms you could probably extract
the old melon.... lol :biggrin:

I wonder if you got up to neck level if there was
an air (qweef) pocket that you could safely
breathe ???

[Sarge]

Ocotmom looks like she has a very hairy bush to me...

[Panamark]

Someone threw a stroller in her window today,
Dr Phils goons are patrolling !

[Panamark]

(I didnt make that up)