Lounge Machine Is Just Really Nice

[LoungeMachine]

It must be true...

It says so right there when you hover your mouse over my 4 little green squares....



I was a jewel in the rough, and then I was on a righteous path.

But now the powers that be have declared me really nice

So really nice I shall be.

[Sarge's Little Helper]

Hi LoungeMachine and welcome to The Diamond David Lee Roth Army! We are a website created by fans of David Lee Roth for fans of David Lee Roth. IT’S THAT DAMN SIMPLE. The next beer is on us!

[LoungeMachine]

Thank you Sarge's Little Helper.

I hope you have a wonderful day.

[kwame k]

Lay off the hard drugs there, Robbie.

[LoungeMachine]

Lay off the hard drugs there, Robbie.

I have told you lately what a wonderful drummer you are?

Impeccable meter, great fills.

And your posts here are always well thought out!



I hope your weekend is terrific.

[Guitar Shark]

Where's Savicki when you need him?

Give this guy some negative rep!

[kwame k]

That must of really hurt you to type. I can see your blood pressure rising from here. I give you 3 more hrs till total core meltdown.
I might have to send an all points bulletin to C-Dog and the gang.

[LoungeMachine]

Where's Savicki when you need him?

Give this guy some negative rep!

Sharkey, as lawyers go, you're peaches.



I hope every ambulance stops for you.

[chefcraig]

Uh-huh. I take it you haven't taken the truck to Meineke to fix that exhaust leak directly underneath the cab, eh? It gets bad in the wintertime when you are driving around with the windows up all the time.

[LoungeMachine]

And you're so modest, too.

Just kidding. It must be true. That's why you get all the keeeses.

I kees you back.



No one here is nicer than binky.

[LoungeMachine]

Uh-huh. I take it you haven't taken the truck to Meineke to fix that exhaust leak directly underneath the cab, eh? It gets bad in the wintertime when you are driving around with the windows up all the time.

See chef, that's why I love you so. You take time out of your day to concern yourself with my carbon monoxide intake.

I shall roll down the windows as you suggest as I go out tonight to pass out hot cocoa and blankets down at the mission. And then, if I am feeling particularly free spirited, I shall draw unicorns on my inner thigh with a pink highlighter.



Bless you, chef.

[cadaverdog]

It must be true...

It says so right there when you hover your mouse over my 4 little green squares....



I was a jewel in the rough, and then I was on a righteous path.

But now the powers that be have declared me really nice

So really nice I shall be.

The ground's too warm for this to happen.
Hell ain't froze over yet.

[Guitar Shark]

The ground's too warm for this to happen.
Hell ain't froze over yet.

Sorry, you'll have to excuse his ignorance -- unlike you, the floor inside his residence isn't dirt.

[chefcraig]

See chef, that's why I love you so. You take time out of your day to concern yourself with my carbon monoxide intake.
Bless you, chef.

Oh, splendid. I'll call Shark in the A.M. and have him enter it into my will to have that printed on the plaque (or 3x5 card) next to my urn.

[cadaverdog]

Sorry, you'll have to excuse his ignorance -- unlike you, the floor inside his residence isn't dirt.

I'm sure it isn't he's a "Rockstar".
He lives in a mansion.
In Raleigh.
Formerly of Mayberry.