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  • Guitar Shark
    ROTH ARMY SUPREME
    • Jan 2004
    • 7576

    Celebrity Lunch

    If you could have lunch with one celebrity, who would it be?

    Right now, my choice would be Larry David.
    ROTH ARMY MILITIA


    Originally posted by EAT MY ASSHOLE
    Sharky sometimes needs things spelled out for him in explicit, specific detail. I used to think it was a lawyer thing, but over time it became more and more evident that he's merely someone's idiot twin.
  • kwame k
    TOASTMASTER GENERAL
    • Feb 2008
    • 11302

    #2
    Since you didn't specify living or dead. Keith Moon's my pick!
    Originally posted by vandeleur
    E- Jesus . Playing both sides because he didnt understand the argument in the first place

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    • LoungeMachine
      DIAMOND STATUS
      • Jul 2004
      • 32555

      #3
      No kidding.

      Created the 2 funniest shows ever written, and neurotic as hell.

      I'd push his buttons while ordering.


      The Attorney didn't say alive or dead. So I'm going with Abe.

      Always wanted to ask him what was going through his mind when he heard the door creak.

      Originally posted by Kristy
      Dude, what in the fuck is wrong with you? I'm full of hate and I do drugs.
      Originally posted by cadaverdog
      I posted under aliases and I jerk off with a sock. Anything else to add?

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      • Guitar Shark
        ROTH ARMY SUPREME
        • Jan 2004
        • 7576

        #4
        You would eat with a dead person? Sicko.
        ROTH ARMY MILITIA


        Originally posted by EAT MY ASSHOLE
        Sharky sometimes needs things spelled out for him in explicit, specific detail. I used to think it was a lawyer thing, but over time it became more and more evident that he's merely someone's idiot twin.

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        • LoungeMachine
          DIAMOND STATUS
          • Jul 2004
          • 32555

          #5
          I'd wear socks.

          Originally posted by Kristy
          Dude, what in the fuck is wrong with you? I'm full of hate and I do drugs.
          Originally posted by cadaverdog
          I posted under aliases and I jerk off with a sock. Anything else to add?

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          • kwame k
            TOASTMASTER GENERAL
            • Feb 2008
            • 11302

            #6
            Originally posted by Guitar Shark
            You would eat with a dead person? Sicko.

            What are you doing using the Johnny Cochran Chewbacca Defense?

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            Originally posted by vandeleur
            E- Jesus . Playing both sides because he didnt understand the argument in the first place

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            • Guitar Shark
              ROTH ARMY SUPREME
              • Jan 2004
              • 7576

              #7
              Originally posted by chan_bkny
              Henry Rollins, if he also wants to have lunch with me, that is.
              Good choice.

              I went to a couple of his "spoken word" shows and enjoyed them immensely.

              I'm also on his email list... some good stuff there too!
              ROTH ARMY MILITIA


              Originally posted by EAT MY ASSHOLE
              Sharky sometimes needs things spelled out for him in explicit, specific detail. I used to think it was a lawyer thing, but over time it became more and more evident that he's merely someone's idiot twin.

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              • Guitar Shark
                ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                • Jan 2004
                • 7576

                #8
                Originally posted by chan_bkny
                Did you get his email today about pre-ordering the new book?
                Yup - looks like it could be another good one. I don't know where that guy gets the time and energy.
                ROTH ARMY MILITIA


                Originally posted by EAT MY ASSHOLE
                Sharky sometimes needs things spelled out for him in explicit, specific detail. I used to think it was a lawyer thing, but over time it became more and more evident that he's merely someone's idiot twin.

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                • LoungeMachine
                  DIAMOND STATUS
                  • Jul 2004
                  • 32555

                  #9
                  Originally posted by chan_bkny
                  He's Part Animal Part Machine.

                  .




                  You rang?
                  Originally posted by Kristy
                  Dude, what in the fuck is wrong with you? I'm full of hate and I do drugs.
                  Originally posted by cadaverdog
                  I posted under aliases and I jerk off with a sock. Anything else to add?

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                  • LoungeMachine
                    DIAMOND STATUS
                    • Jul 2004
                    • 32555

                    #10
                    Originally posted by chan_bkny
                    OH, SNAP! I didn't even realize...

                    That's because I've crept into your subconscience.



                    Understandable.
                    Originally posted by Kristy
                    Dude, what in the fuck is wrong with you? I'm full of hate and I do drugs.
                    Originally posted by cadaverdog
                    I posted under aliases and I jerk off with a sock. Anything else to add?

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                    • Douglas T.
                      Full Member Status

                      • Nov 2005
                      • 3875

                      #11
                      LOL deja vu! Just the other night in a dream I won lunch with DAVE! It was outside and there was about 50 people who also won!

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                      • Coyote
                        ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                        • Jan 2004
                        • 8185

                        #12
                        Originally posted by Guitar Shark
                        If you could have lunch with one celebrity, who would it be?
                        Frank Zappa, before the PMRC deal...
                        Why settle for something you have, if it's not as good as something you're out to get?

                        Originally posted by Seshmeister
                        It's like putting up a YouTube of Bach and playing Chopstix on your Bontempi...

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                        • Dr. Love
                          ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                          • Jan 2004
                          • 7825

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Guitar Shark
                          You would eat with a dead person? Sicko.
                          The real question is if he fucks on the first date.
                          I've got the cure you're thinkin' of.

                          http://i.imgur.com/jBw4fCu.gif

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