Miami Hooker Does Not Love Sham-Wow Guy's Nuts After All...

[chefcraig]

Yep, Vince Shlomi (the Shamwow and food chopper spokesman) got himself arrested last month, naturally in my home state. From The Smoking Gun Website.

ShamWow Guy In Slap, Chop Bust
TV pitchman battered hooker in South Beach hotel room brawl

MARCH 27--Meet Vince Shlomi. He's probably better known to you as the ShamWow Guy, the ubiquitous television pitchman who has been phenomenally successful peddling absorbent towels and food choppers. Shlomi, 44, was arrested last month on a felony battery charge following a violent confrontation with a prostitute in his South Beach hotel room.

According to an arrest affidavit, Shlomi met Sasha Harris, 26, at a Miami Beach nightclub on February 7 and subsequently retired with her to his $750 room at the lavish Setai hotel. Shlomi told cops he paid Harris about $1000 in cash after she "propositioned him for straight sex." Shlomi said that when he kissed Harris, she suddenly "bit his tongue and would not let go." Shlomi then punched Harris several times until she released his tongue.

More (including photos and affidavits) at: ShamWow Guy In Slap, Chop Bust - March 27, 2009

[Nickdfresh]

Too bad she wasn't a German hooker, because you know the Germans make great stuff...

[lesfunk]

She said 'we can't do this all day"

[SparkieD]

One slap at a time

[Nickdfresh]

Maybe he was trying to sell her Sham-Wow as a birth control sponge and she just wanted him to shut the fuck up?

[ELVIS]

He should have slap chopped her face...

[LoungeMachine]

$1K for sex with that skank?

I know mug shots are never flattering, but she looks like a blonde spED on the tail end of a 3 week binge.

$1K?

In this economy?

[hideyoursheep]

Whenever he sees a hooker, he'll be saying "OW! everytime.

[Matt White]

HAHAHA!!!

"Instant Karma"

[ThrillsNSpills]

"he kissed Harris, she suddenly "bit his tongue and would not let go." Shlomi then punched Harris several times until she released his tongue."

what's wrong with this picture?

punching someone who has a jaw-lock on your tongue?

looks like he turned into Al Franken in the second picture.

[Blaze]

Really, I thought the same thrills.
Unless she was in a seizure, sounds like some sort of set up.

[hideyoursheep]

NEVER kiss a professional.

Man law.

[ThrillsNSpills]

http://i.cdn.turner.com/trutv/thesmokinggun.com/graphics/art4/0327092sham2.jpg

you never know when love will strike.
proof that you shouldn't say you'll love my nuts on tv.

[hideyoursheep]

Now if Billy Mays gets pw3nd by a tranny, and Smilin' Bob winds up on To Catch A Predator,the circle will be complete.

[Nickdfresh]

Now if Billy Mays gets pw3nd by a tranny, and Smilin' Bob winds up on To Catch A Predator,the circle will be complete.

Billy Mays doesn't get pawned by a tranny hooker. Billy Mays dresses up like a woman so he can pawn a lesbian hooker!