Here's To My Sweet President Satan

[FORD]

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[Kristy]

Maddow is so cute, isn't she? Just sooooooooo adorable! Her whole non-whimsical approach to the news is refreshing these days, huh? And that constant smiling and head bobbing - so professional; you really have to admire a lesbian who stands by her man.

I don't know what's worse with her anymore - her anecdotal references at the end of her segment or her deplorable shade(s) of lipstick.

[lesfunk]

It sound more like he says "Serve Semen". For what ? Lunch?
Anyway looks like GAR was right after all. FORD, and Lounge will be issuing a formal apology soon I expect.

[Kristy]

And really, EVERYONE already knows the best way to serve Satan is by playing a Zeppelin or an Electric Light Orchestra record backwards.

[Satan]

It's true! All the turntables in Hell have reverse 33 & 45 RPM speeds, so my minions can praise me 666 hours a day with backmasked messages.

Nixon's trying to rig the CD players to do the same, but he keeps frying the motors. Thank Hell for Audacity!!

[fryingdutchman]

Maddow is so cute, isn't she? Just sooooooooo adorable! Her whole non-whimsical approach to the news is refreshing these days, huh? And that constant smiling and head bobbing - so professional; you really have to admire a lesbian who stands by her man.

I don't know what's worse with her anymore - her anecdotal references at the end of her segment or her deplorable shade(s) of lipstick.

LMAO Kristy!

Rachel Maddow is downright annoying. I tried to give here a chance when her show first started, but by about 5 or 6 viewings in I found her irritating to the point of "unwatchable."

She just cracks herself up. She really is her best audience for her overly-scripted one-liners.

I'm so sick of watching her have to choke back giggles because the next thing she says on the totally conceived, totally pre-planned "spur of the moment" is just going to be the funniest comment we've ever heard.

Keith Olbermann suffers from the same malady.

[Blaze]

It sound more like he says "Serve Semen". For what ? Lunch?
Anyway looks like GAR was right after all. FORD, and Lounge will be issuing a formal apology soon I expect.

Would not that have to be breakfast, cream puff pastries.
But now that you said that, that is what I hear too!

[kwame k]

I don't know what's worse with her anymore - her anecdotal references at the end of her segment or her deplorable shade(s) of lipstick.

Oh, it's the lipstick for sure

[ELVIS]

You got your wish, FORD!

[BITEYOASS]

So does this mean Ozzy will receive a Congressional Gold Medal or be part of the Kennedy Center Honors this year?

[bueno bob]

So does this mean Ozzy will receive a Congressional Gold Medal or be part of the Kennedy Center Honors this year?

LMAO

Ozzy's going to Heaven. It's the worst possible thing that can happen to him, sure, but after what $haron's done to him since 1999, Hell doesn't want him anymore.

[Nitro Express]

Maddow is so cute, isn't she? Just sooooooooo adorable! Her whole non-whimsical approach to the news is refreshing these days, huh? And that constant smiling and head bobbing - so professional; you really have to admire a lesbian who stands by her man.

I don't know what's worse with her anymore - her anecdotal references at the end of her segment or her deplorable shade(s) of lipstick.

She reminds me of the tom boy girl I grew up next to. One day we dug wine bottles out of the dumpsters and had fun throwing them at rocks by the river and watching them crash and break. Then some tree hugging hippie showed up and went ape shit about our polluting the environment and ruined our fun.

[Nitro Express]

LMAO Kristy!

Rachel Maddow is downright annoying. I tried to give here a chance when her show first started, but by about 5 or 6 viewings in I found her irritating to the point of "unwatchable."

She just cracks herself up. She really is her best audience for her overly-scripted one-liners.

I'm so sick of watching her have to choke back giggles because the next thing she says on the totally conceived, totally pre-planned "spur of the moment" is just going to be the funniest comment we've ever heard.

Keith Olbermann suffers from the same malady.

I can't stand any of them. I would love to have Maddow, Olbermann, Beck, O'reily ect... face off in gladitorial games. Beck would be in the corner babbling as O'reily takes a swig of Bushmills and hacks Maddow and Olbermann to dealth and makes a nice pot of Irish stew with them. Then Glenn Beck smother O'reily with a plastic bag, cuts him up and keeps his head in his refrigerator.

[Kristy]

I can't stand any of them. I would love to have Maddow, Olbermann, Beck, O'reily ect... face off in gladitorial games. Beck would be in the corner babbling as O'reily takes a swig of Bushmills and hacks Maddow and Olbermann to dealth and makes a nice pot of Irish stew with them. Then Glenn Beck smother O'reily with a plastic bag, cuts him up and keeps his head in his refrigerator.

I'd love to see that happen as well - except for Beck. I think I'm in love with Glen Beck but not for oblivious reasons. Unlike say, Olberman, Hannity, etc Beck actually believes the bullshit he spews. Watching someone descend into mental illness should not be laughed at but in Beck's case it's beyond hilarious; Beck's hallmark paranoia tirades by far surpasses Olberman's thesaurus speak or Hannity's superficial flag-waving by miles.

[fryingdutchman]

I can't stand any of them. I would love to have Maddow, Olbermann, Beck, O'reily ect... face off in gladitorial games. Beck would be in the corner babbling as O'reily takes a swig of Bushmills and hacks Maddow and Olbermann to dealth and makes a nice pot of Irish stew with them. Then Glenn Beck smother O'reily with a plastic bag, cuts him up and keeps his head in his refrigerator.

Damn!!!! That's violent!!

Funny....but violent!