Yet Another "Caption This Photo" Deal: Dave & Ed

[chefcraig]

Everyone knows the rules, so here ya go...




Dave:...OK, let's try this a third time Ed...if a train leaves Chicago heading West at 40 miles per hour, and a second train heading the same direction leaves an hour later traveling 60 miles per hour, how long until the second train catches the first?

Ed: Well...what color is the first train?

[LoungeMachine]

On a side note....

I just noticed spED's reflection shows in the mirror.

Makes me question many of my theories about the guy.

[ELVIS]

Dave, i'm fucking hungry, man.

It's not about your fucking hunger! You can eat after the tour Ed, we gotta stay skinny. Now get back to stretching!

[ELVIS]

Or...

Ed, do you have to wear those fucking Hagar hand-me-down capris again? Get a fucking outfit. What else you got besides the camo pants?

Nothing.

Well wear the fucking camos at least. You're killing me, man.

Sorry.

[Guitar Shark]

"For the last time, Dave, NO, I do NOT see a switch to loosen that smile. But don't worry, people are used to the maniacal grin by now"

[ThatArtGuy]

I just noticed that Dave still has the smoke in his hand. I thought he dialed that one back.

[sonrisa salvaje]

Everyone knows the rules, so here ya go...

Dave: (without moving his mouth) Ha.ha.ha. those shoes are gay.

Ed: What the fuck did you say?

[Diamondjimi]

Dave: Hey ,Superhip. Let's see ya try this!

Ed: Motherfucker ,you better be wearin a cup!!!

[sadaist]

Ed: "Remember that cool black & white picture of you & me eating outside in front of a McDonalds from when we were young?"

Dave: "Yeah...even then I thought you seemed a bit chummy with their mascot. If I knew he would be my future replacement, I'd have taken us to KFC instead."

[Blaze]

opps....twas to be no tanks or moans at all.....tit happens

[Panamark]

Ed: Oh yeah, and another time on the 2004 tour I caught em in the john together,
Sammy was on top and they looked like two little fat piggies fucking in a
telephone booth.... Thats when we insisted on seperate planes...

Dave: WTF ?

[sonrisa salvaje]

Nice....lol.

[WARF]

Everyone knows the rules, so here ya go...

Hal 9000: Dave, although you took thorough precautions in the pod against my hearing you, I could see your lips move.

[Va Beach VH Fan]

Ed: So I got Wolfie to set me up with this fucking Twitter thing.... Did you know I can tell anyone following me what I'm doing any time of the day ??

Dave: Yeah, he just set me up too. Isn't it wild ??

[sadaist]

Ed: "Dave, you can't fuck around with mine & Al's women this time around. I'm fucking serious man."

Dave: "You & Al? I got my eyes on Wolfies chicks."