The sisters are all done

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  • Terry
    TOASTMASTER GENERAL
    • Jan 2004
    • 11957

    The sisters are all done

    Let's review, Eddie sheep:

    1999-2004.....Roth continuously touring, releasing new material.

    1999-2004.....Ed and Al sitting on their asses, supposedly writing enough new material to the point where "the next 2 to 3 albums are in the can". After a five year hiatus, what does Eddie give everyone? A Van Hagar reunion in support of another Greatest Hits Compilation.

    Just the sheer fucking amazement at Eddie lovers saying Dave's past it. Here's a news flash - Roth's been taking it to the stage. His voice is far from shot, and has never stopped entertaining.

    Ed and Al are just spent. Plain and simple. And I'd be saying the same thing even if they were touring with Dave this summer. All the sisters are good for is nostalgia.


    "Fuck that. We're not in it for the fast buck, like KISS. We're not a nostalgia band" - EVH 1996
    Scramby eggs and bacon.
  • madraoul
    Foot Soldier
    • Feb 2004
    • 530

    #2
    Originally posted by Terry


    "Fuck that. We're not in it for the fast buck, like KISS. We're not a nostalgia band" - EVH 1996
    One fall, no time limit...

    Hagarita vs Paul Stanley (watch the fur fly)
    Ed vs Ace (bitch slapping at its best)
    Al vs Peter Criss (more bitch slapping, only with medical appliances)
    Mikey vs Simmons (this one is somewhat interesting. Better make it a cage match as Mikey will be running faster than his hot sauce out of a Hagarita fan's well lubricated butt cheeks)

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    • Seshmeister
      ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

      • Oct 2003
      • 35192

      #3
      Originally posted by Terry
      Let's review, Eddie sheep:

      1999-2004.....Roth continuously touring, releasing new material.

      Not really. One covers album in 5 years isn't too great.

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      • madraoul
        Foot Soldier
        • Feb 2004
        • 530

        #4
        Originally posted by Seshmeister
        Not really. One covers album in 5 years isn't too great.
        A lot of groove and personality in that simple "cover" album. Dave made those songs his.

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        • Warham
          DIAMOND STATUS
          • Mar 2004
          • 14589

          #5
          One this is absolutely true. Ed has been sitting on his duff the last five years. That is undeniable.

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          • David Van Via
            Sniper
            • Apr 2004
            • 753

            #6
            Originally posted by Warham
            One this is absolutely true. Ed has been sitting on his duff the last five years. That is undeniable.
            How true.
            Rumour has it that Van Halen have continued in recent years with a new lead signer, but since there 1985 breakup, nobody involved has ever recaptured that spontaneous cheeseburger magic!

            ROLLING STONE MAGAZINE

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            • DavidLeeNatra
              TOASTMASTER GENERAL
              • Jan 2004
              • 10714

              #7
              Originally posted by Warham
              One this is absolutely true. Ed has been sitting on his duff the last five years. That is undeniable.
              to guess form the pics...he wasn't sitting on his ass but lying flat on his face...
              Roth Army Icon
              First official owner of ADKOT (Deluxe Version)

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              • Bill Lumbergh
                ROCKSTAR

                • Mar 2004
                • 5472

                #8
                And how many new studio albums have the mighty Van Hagar released in the same time period? hmmm let's see um maybe FIVE???? Damn what an idiot surprised no one called you on that yet.

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