The Uhh Robert Uhhm Gibbs uhh. uhh.. FAN THREAD!

[GAR]

Hey, this dude CRACKS me the fuck up!

I'm referring to the Obama Administration's White House Press Secretary Robert Gibb's excellence in communicating much hilarity in his deliverance of the day's important issues.

His constant every-third-word pause using the words "uhh" "umm" "ahh" "mmm" brings me to question how anyone could consider such an idiot for the position of top communicator in the country.

Hey I can, uhh, do that uh, too. Umm, I'd like an, uh, six-figure job like ah, umm, this because I can jotter my speech better than anybody.

I can come across like a complete vacant jackass at times! Really, I really can.

I'd like Robert Gibbs job! And you only have to work an hour a day talking!

I'm his numberr one fan - who's with me?

[sadaist]

Yeah. I noticed that right off. I cut him some slack thinking maybe it was nerves and that he would settle in to the job. But he hasn't really improved any. Weird that he speaks so poorly and his job is public speaking. Honestly, I'd rather we be harping on his weak explanations of Obamas bad policies, but the "uhs" & "uhms" are so noticeable it's hard to not talk about them.

[sadaist]

I can come across like a complete vacant jackass at times!

Gar serves up a big fat slow pitch right over the center of the plate. Let the party begin.

[GAR]

I see you definately agree this is the job for me! And I want it!

You know that coke in the oval office has GOT to be the best on the planet, if it makes everyone go "uhh uhh uhh" just like Barry O.

Coke-stutter. If you haven't seen it, that's what it is.

If you have experienced it, that's because your hypothalamus is racing so freakin' fast, your neural-muscular control center can't catch up with the spin in the middle of your head.

And you know nobody's gonna bust the President, because he'll just pardon himself and his staff before he's out of office.

ACTUALLY I've noticed Barry's coke-stutter is uh uh um worse than uh uh umm Billary's.

[GAR]

JOIN The Fans of Bobby Gibbs!

[x] GAR
[x] Sadaist

WARF can I get your RSVP on this?

If you are NOT a fan of Bobby G., you are at war with the Presidents' war against those against drugs. And that makes you a RACIST because the President just happens to be Teflon Black - you can't touch this man!

Elvis, I invite you to join with Sadaist, me and Bobby Mac on the G. tip here.. Elly? I have a seat right here, please be seated, please..

[LoungeMachine]

Gar serves up a big fat slow pitch right over the center of the plate. Let the party begin.

meh, not worth the the bother anymore.

GAR is here to make people like Savicki and Andy Taylor look bright and interesting.

[WesGriffin]

Couldn't agree more.

[GAR]

GAR is here .. bright and interesting.

[x] LoungeMachine joins the fray! XLNT

Any interesting youtube favorites, Lounge?

[GAR]

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This guy is UNbelievable! I've been watching him with much applause.. here's my favorite clip "we've ah, been uh uhmm called idiots before"

[Nickdfresh]

Does he hem-and-haw when speculating on the death of American servicemen to their mothers, like you do?

[FORD]

Well, at least he's not a treasonous lying shit foreign agent like Ari Fliescher, or a FAUX Noize tool like Tony Snow (Satan rest his soul) or a complete airhead like Too Much Cappucino Perino.

And Scottie the Duck?? Well he looks sane by comparison these days, but was just as bad on the job.

[hideyoursheep]

Methinks GAR would prefer Obama to hold nightly after dinner press conferences sitting on the White House porch, holding a 48 oz of Old English and fielding questions with obscenity-saturated responses.

Too bad.

[kwame k]

Methinks GAR would prefer Obama to hold nightly after dinner press conferences sitting on the White House porch, holding a 48 oz of Old English and fielding questions with obscenity-saturated responses.

Too bad.

You know si-gar has never come to terms with the fact that a black man is President. What you said is about as far as si-gar every got with Obama, typical racist bullshit.

[sadaist]

Methinks GAR would prefer Obama to hold nightly after dinner press conferences sitting on the White House porch, holding a 48 oz of Old English and fielding questions with obscenity-saturated responses.

Too bad.

Shows how stupid you are......the preferred size is 40oz.:tongue0011:

[FORD]

Shows how stupid you are......the preferred size is 40oz.:tongue0011:

True dat. :bottle:

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