Please, just STOP it

[LoungeMachine]

I thank you for taking care of something for me, and you reply

no worries

WTF?

Did I say I was worried?

I simply offered a rhetorical thank you for doing something you should do anyway.

no worries.

Please let's agree as a people to lose this phrase NOW.

I'm going to go craigslist on the next simp that says that to me.


:gulp:


carry on.

[chefcraig]

"Can I bum or Gotta extra smoke, man?"

At nearly 47 dollars a carton, NO I DO NOT, you fucking freeloader! http://www.easyfreesmileys.com/smileys/free-fighting-smileys-529.gif (http://www.easyfreesmileys.com/)

Why is it that supposedly avid smokers never have their own, and somewhere along the line, I was elected the region's supplier? http://www.easyfreesmileys.com/smileys/free-mad-smileys-264.gif (http://www.easyfreesmileys.com/)

[Diamondjimi]

I thank you for taking care of something for me, and you reply

no worries

WTF?

Did I say I was worried?

I simply offered a rhetorical thank you for doing something you should do anyway.

no worries.

Please let's agree as a people to lose this phrase NOW.

I'm going to go craigslist on the next simp that says that to me.


:gulp:


carry on.


No Worries?

No problem!:gulp:

[binnie]

My favourite one of these inoccuous phrases is:

"Take care now."

As though the notion of looking after myself may slip my mind....

[LoungeMachine]

"Can I bum or Gotta extra smoke, man?"

At nearly 47 dollars a carton, NO I DO NOT, you fucking freeloader! http://www.easyfreesmileys.com/smileys/free-fighting-smileys-529.gif (http://www.easyfreesmileys.com/)

Why is it that supposedly avid smokers never have their own, and somewhere along the line, I was elected the region's supplier? http://www.easyfreesmileys.com/smileys/free-mad-smileys-264.gif (http://www.easyfreesmileys.com/)


I think it's great you smokers are willing to help each other die quicker. ;)

And I especially love when you leave behind your calling cards in the potted plants, sidewalks, anywhere but the fucking ashtray you just walked past....

:gulp:

[LoungeMachine]

No Worries?

No problem!:gulp:

No shit.

[Guitar Shark]

"It is what it is"

[kwame k]

"It is what it is"


You're really "Thinking outside the box". :pullinghair:

[LoungeMachine]

But he gave 110%, literally

No, meat whistle, he in fact did NOT literally give 110%.

:gulp:

[Va Beach VH Fan]

Excellent point LM...

When did we all become Aussies and Canadians ??

Not that I'd complain mind you, probably get more tail that way... ;)

[chefcraig]

I think it's great you smokers are willing to help each other die quicker. ;)

And I especially love when you leave behind your calling cards in the potted plants, sidewalks, anywhere but the fucking ashtray you just walked past....

:gulp:

You see, that's my point...I'm not willing to subsidize these turds. The same twerps that feel everyone should walk through a guantlet of their smoke as they huddle immediately outside a doorway or entrance, the same nitwits that flick spent cigarettes out a car window during drought season and generally believe the planet is their ashtray deserve not the time of day from me, let alone free cigarettes. Fuck 'em.

[LoungeMachine]

Great post, Chef!

Makes me sad to think about the slow, horrible death from lung cancer you're facing, my friend. ;)

Hey, my ex is a smoker, and I lived with it for 16 years. ALL of my coworkers are smokers, many of my bandmates, and 1/2 my friends.

Nicotine is Heroin rolled in paper with a filter attached to it.

:gulp:

[thome]

You see, that's my point...I'm not willing to subsidize these turds. The same twerps that feel everyone should walk through a guantlet of their smoke as they huddle immediately outside a doorway or entrance, the same nitwits that flick spent cigarettes out a car window during drought season and generally believe the planet is their ashtray deserve not the time of day from me, let alone free cigarettes. Fuck 'em.



Great post, Chef!

Makes me sad to think about the slow, horrible death from lung cancer you're facing, my friend.

Hey, my ex is a smoker, and I lived with it for 16 years. ALL of my coworkers are smokers, many of my bandmates, and 1/2 my friends.

Nicotine is Heroin rolled in paper with a filter attached to it.

Are you two engaged..??

Perhaps you two are registered at Steel Toe'd Dyke Boot..?

I do bet that it is, Lounge who will be removing that anoying penis and shrunken ballsakk, he can't seem to get a grip on..?

You sound like a couple of Bitches..

Hey, how about while your driving your murder car down the street shooting metric tons of CO2 yearly out it's ass ..I hope my ciggy butt bounces of your windshield.


LIVE RIGHT,EAT VEGETARIAN, BE HEALTHY,WORK-OUT ,JOG... AND DIE ANYWAY

[Guitar Shark]

chef, I order you to stop smoking.

You have 2 days to comply.

[Igosplut]

Hey, how about while your driving your murder car down the street shooting metric tons of CO2 yearly out it's ass ..I hope my ciggy butt bounces of your windshield.

Come down to my neck of the woods.

I've gotta car that'd the exhaust could choke you at twenty feet with the cam that's in it...

Then if ya didn't die from that, we could always bitch-slap you around for fun.

You sound like you'd like it....

[LoungeMachine]

:lmao:

Poor liddle thome.

Can't get anyone to pay attention to him, and he gets so jealous if anyone talks to me.

:gulp:

whassamatta? No one at RothChats to bother today, little buddy?

[Matt White]

Nicotine is Heroin rolled in paper with a filter attached to it.

:gulp:

"Nicotine, Heroin & Pussy...everything else is an acquired taste." Steven Tyler

[thome]

:lmao:

Poor liddle thome.

Can't get anyone to pay attention to him, and he gets so jealous if anyone talks to me.

:gulp:

whassamatta? No one at RothChats to bother today, little buddy?


Yeap!! That's it, that is what is going on...yeap, you nailed it...!!

Or it could be your posts reak of candy ass.

Poor li'l.... My X this my X that ...waa waa....she smoked... I put up with it for 16 years waaaa....

Maybe you can sue someone for second hand, Cry Baby Bullsh!t

Maybe you could start a , "I Love The West Wing" threads...get some more attention..then perhaps jaggoff to some best of Rosie O..crapping your pants over cigarrette smokers....maybe she can cuddle you some...




LIVE RIGHT,DON'T SMOKE,EAT VEGETARIAN, BE HEALTHY,WORK-OUT ,JOG... AND DIE ANYWAY

[LoungeMachine]

:lmao:

seek help, paint huffer.

:gulp:

[LoungeMachine]

Maybe you could start a , "I Love The West Wing" threads...

Here's a thought...

Maybe you could go on another one of your drunken all-night thread spammings, where you post 8-10 nonsense threads full of gibberish, where you're the ONLY person to post in them.....

And then when you wake up the next morning, on the floor of your trailer, amid the empty MGD cans and half used spray paint, you can whine about people posting in threads you dont care about.... :D

:gulp:

Poor hillbilly retard.

[Diamondjimi]

:lol:

[Dr. Love]

Well, I took Lounge's advice today and when a coworker thanked me for my assistance, I told him to fear for his life because I was going to come in the dead of night and kill him.

Thanks for the free trip to Human Resources you dick.

[LoungeMachine]

Well, I took Lounge's advice today and when a coworker thanked me for my assistance, I told him to fear for his life because I was going to come in the dead of night and kill him.

Thanks for the free trip to Human Resources you dick.

:lmao:

While you're in HR, make sure to drop as many N Bombs as you can work in, too......

:gulp:

You can thank me later.

[hideyoursheep]

I thought you were into the hippie lettuce-that's not smoke?

Wait till you get behind a "dipper". That's always fun..

[LoungeMachine]

I thought you were into the hippie lettuce-that's not smoke?

Wait till you get behind a "dipper". That's always fun..

I enjoy "talking to Bob" [Marley]

Especially for writing/jamming.

But c'mon. A toke or two is NOTHING compared to sucking down a pack of Camels day after fucking day....

:gulp:

And dont get me started on those inbred fucking "dippers"

[hideyoursheep]

I enjoy "talking to Bob" [Marley]

Especially for writing/jamming.

But c'mon. A toke or two is NOTHING compared to sucking down a pack of Camels day after fucking day....

:gulp:

Ugh...if it weren't for ganja, I probably would have never started smoking. I wish I hadn't, and it is like heroin on a stick..it's a motherfucker to quit.

But the weed....I can't fuck with it anymore. Last time I did was about '03...one of the last bar gigs I did with the old bunch. (yes, I'm small-time)

Those fuckers talked me into taking a hit while on break, and I fucking froze! LMAO! I swear to God I didn't think I'd make it back inside! It had been years before that.


I can't smoke anything heavy...ultras are it. None of that coughing shit so far, but I need to get a hypnotist or something cause I'm a fucking gorilla without 'em.
What can I say? I'm weak.

[kwame k]

Ugh...if it weren't for ganja, I probably would have never started smoking. I wish I hadn't, and it is like heroin on a stick..it's a motherfucker to quit.

But the weed....I can't fuck with it anymore. Last time I did was about '03...one of the last bar gigs I did with the old bunch. (yes, I'm small-time)

Those fuckers talked me into taking a hit while on break, and I fucking froze! LMAO! I swear to God I didn't think I'd make it back inside! It had been years before that.


I can't smoke anything heavy...ultras are it. None of that coughing shit so far, but I need to get a hypnotist or something cause I'm a fucking gorilla without 'em.
What can I say? I'm weak.

Me too and the fucking stupid part of it is.......I fucking jog 4 times a week, 6 miles, doing about 9-10 min mile.

[hideyoursheep]

Me too and the fucking stupid part of it is.......I fucking jog 4 times a week, 6 miles, doing about 9-10 min mile.

Fuck that running shit-I'm done! I stay active doing other things, but I can't stand running or jogging as an activity by itself.

Something about it reminds me of rolling out of bed with 2 hours sleep and still drunk from the night before, then running until your CO gets tired, and that sonofabitch never gets laid, so he's like the energizer bunny, and when you get back, the sun is up, and you have 20 minutes to get ready for your day...bad memeories!!!

[chefcraig]

Fuck that running shit-I'm done! I stay active doing other things, but I can't stand running or jogging as an activity by itself.



That's why I have the bike, and park/lock it for some 3-5 mile walks. At my age, I ain't running to or from nothing. Yet I have learned it is a far, far better idea to walk home from the pub, that to attempt to ride. Those cat-like reflexes of a 12 year old go right into the basin after the first beer. And if you happen to walk out to a friend's car to "check the air in the tires", you might as well forget riding the bike home, unless you wish to become fodder for a painful Youtube clip. :duh:

[hideyoursheep]

That's why I have the bike, and park/lock it for some 3-5 mile walks. At my age, I ain't running to or from nothing. Yet I have learned it is a far, far better idea to walk home from the pub, that to attempt to ride. Those cat-like reflexes of a 12 year old go right into the basin after the first beer. And if you happen to walk out to a friend's car to "check the air in the tires", you might as well forget riding the bike home, unless you wish to become fodder for a painful Youtube clip. :duh:

I still have the bike!

Weather and traffic suck around here.

BTW, I had to give up the booze....it's not good for me, or the police, or the next table, etc..

[thome]

I ran against Daniel Rono back in the late 90's in a Olympic qualifying race in Germany. He and I went to lunch the day before I had Wurschen (sm. sausages) (sp) and Potatoes he had a salad.

He was giving me some tips, and to be sure spoke better English than me.

The winner of the race was Dan he was somewhere aroung 22 min I was 42.5 ..10K yes he lapped me it was a City Lauf (sp) in old a German town..I pulled up lame the last 2 miles..my right calf started locking up..

Truly one of the most unasuming most polite dudes I have ever met.

I have some competition road race bicycle background, foot race not my best event.

Due to my back I have no wants to run or bicycle anymore...

Couldn't have anything to do with the ciggies ...cough cough..hack

thome .....name dropping and gleening of the greats....

[thome]

Ok I tried to google Dan to see a image and I am coming up with the wrong guy my memory has faded I gotta look at some old newspaper clippings I'll be back to correct things.............. GADDAMN BRAIN!!!

Nothing better than bragging and showing your ass....:biggrin:

[thome]

I found the box of my pics, but not the german sports page that has everyones times and names...must be in my storage locker, my bad...####

I still have the watch I wore and have never deleted that time....

just do what Lounge does skip over my ;last posts....

Ugg!

Please just stop it ...WHAT??

Bragging like a low self esteme moron and getting the facts wrong.:pullinghair:

thome: Achieving extra stellar douche, one post at a time.

[hideyoursheep]

Now that I understood.

[bueno bob]

I like cheeseburgers.

[hideyoursheep]

"It is what it is"
The worst phrase I've ever heard..

[Susie Q]

I can't stand it when people talk like a valley girl, "Like you know..". I also have issue with illiterate people. I am not saying that I am above and beyond a Harvard graduate or something, but stupid people do suck.

[Dr. Love]

I can't stand it when people respond to topics over a week old

[Susie Q]

I can't stand it when people respond to topics over a week old

It's not like I am here every day like you are to read all these threads. :tongue0011::biggrin:

[Terry]

But he gave 110%, literally

No, meat whistle, he in fact did NOT literally give 110%.

:gulp:


"meat whistle":biggrin:

[Terry]

Great post, Chef!

Makes me sad to think about the slow, horrible death from lung cancer you're facing, my friend. ;)

Hey, my ex is a smoker, and I lived with it for 16 years. ALL of my coworkers are smokers, many of my bandmates, and 1/2 my friends.

Nicotine is Heroin rolled in paper with a filter attached to it.

:gulp:

sweet, sweet tobacco:smoke2:

[kwame k]

No means no :confused10

[ZahZoo]

Ah hell... smoke em if ya got em...

[kwame k]

Bum 'em if you don't.

[hideyoursheep]

People who never answer a direct question.

Like that scene in Spies Like Us where Chevy Chase fields questions from the press and does the ol soft shoe, then pretends the mic is cutting out.

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And don't get me started on the phony accent.

[binnie]

'This works on many levels' - errr, what does that actually MEAN?