Wiping your ass

[Dr. Love]

Post your responses

[kwame k]

I don't wipe my ass.............that's what servants are for.
Isn't that how everyone does it?

[lesfunk]

Back 2 balls but it's not as bad as it seems. The shower head does wonders for blast cleaning the undercarriage

[Dr. Love]

I made it public just for you les. Aren't you worried about wiping shit all over your balls?

[thome]

What??? .... was the question....??? I just spent another 25 min for the sixth time this month staring at the S'trumpets in your sig.

IB...Hipmotize...

[thome]

OH CRAP!! did I just change the thread direction....POOP..

Extra Value is what cho get when you buy Coronet... mmm .....strumpets....

I can't Vote because I am a Felon, but I will get this thread back on SUBJECT...... I tend to wipe my "own personal ass" in the direction of the toilet.

[lesfunk]

I made it public just for you les. Aren't you worried about wiping shit all over your balls?

No, because I'm Careful:)
besides, those flushable baby wipes are the shiznit

[Dr. Love]

I'd have to sling my balls over my shoulder in order to wipe back to front

[Kristy]

I don't wipe my ass....


Coincidently, neither do the French.

[sadaist]

The "accepted" way is front to back. The problem with that is you have to sit up, lean forward, reach your arm around in a weird position, takes some effort for sure. Back to front you can just sit there, but then you risk getting some on your sack. If you have a person going down there, you want to keep that area as pristine as possible so that they continue. Don't knock either until you try 'em both out. Mu thoughts....who cares how the job gets done, as long as it gets done.

You left out "circular" as a vote choice. :)

[sadaist]

What??? .... was the question....??? I just spent another 25 min for the sixth time this month staring at the S'trumpets in your sig.

IB...Hipmotize...

Yeah, I wish that gif scrolled a bit slower.

[fryingdutchman]

This poll doesn't account for the lovely ladies of the Roth Army!

If they wipe "back to front", they risk having some nasty particles entering their love tunnel.

Let's hear from the ladies!!;)

[fryingdutchman]

On another note, I must say that this recent wave of bathroom inquries is most disturbing.

What's up, Doc?

[kwame k]

Coincidently, neither do the French.

.....and a Bidet, to you too.

http://i286.photobucket.com/albums/ll103/realtodd/250px-Bidet_top.jpg

[Nickdfresh]

I don't wipe either. I just use the sink.

[thome]

I wasn't all to together truthfull in my last post, I Generally Wipe " My Own Personal Ass" in the direction of the toilet........butt!!....

Occaisionally. I do it from across the room ...If I am in a Sporting Mood..

[Reverberator]

My arse is a self cleaning orifice .... and so is a fanny.

Is a arse a fanny or a fanny a arse ?...... I'm so ferking confused about all this , and Mrs Rev is very confused also.

[Guitar Shark]

I just empty my colostomy bag. Quick and wipe-free. Just throw it in the dishwasher once a week.

[kwame k]

Truth be told, I won't touch my ass with anything but a tube sock. I might be gay if I made contact with my anus.

[Va Beach VH Fan]

If there ever was a thread begging for more Van Halen news....

[BlimpyCHIMP™]

Coincidently, neither do the French.

OOK kay!

[BlimpyCHIMP™]

I ook from left to right, that way the banana peel ook action works like an ice-cream scooper depending on how dried out the peels get in the sun.

BC!!
Scrapin' clean, gleaming and sweet

[kwame k]

Must be the fact that this is the only site that you are not banned from or you're a liar when you said you were not going to post today.

[Igosplut]

Must be the fact that this is the only site that you are not banned from or you're a liar when you said you were not going to post today.

A liar and a coward.

Oh, and he won't address the subject because he can't win.

[Dr. Love]

I drop 'em in the shower. There's a drain, why not. Just have to stamp my foot a few times to get it to go down.

[lesfunk]

actually, i just kind of dab at it....

[chefcraig]

A liar and a coward.

Oh, and he won't address the subject because he can't win.

Not to mention the idea that the user name sounds like the mascot for a truly inferior sandwich chain. http://www.clicksmilies.com/s1106/aktion/action-smiley-061.gif


http://img10.imageshack.us/img10/5326/ablimp.jpg (http://img10.imageshack.us/my.php?image=ablimp.jpg)

[LoungeMachine]

:lmao:

Gar

Banned twice in two days from RothChats, the Mr. Rogers Neighborhood of the internets.

:lmao:

How is that possible?

[Dr. Love]

this thread is about wiping your ass... alternatively it can be about wiping your ass on gar

[Nitro Express]

I don't wipe either. I just use the sink.

The wifes back sponge on a stick gets my ass extra clean.

[Nickdfresh]

GAR wipes his ass on young boys after giving them golden showers...

[Igosplut]

He just sent me a PM under the chimpy name....

What is your problem with the coward namecalling?

You are ook hard one to understand.

Beast,
BC!!

He's just trying to wear people down with his stupidity.....

[Igosplut]

I don't know how that double-posted...

[ZahZoo]

Measure twice... click once...

[BlimpyCHIMP™]

Zahzoo, never use your banana-peeling paw also as the wiping paw.

[kwame k]

Zahzoo, never use your banana-peeling paw also as the wiping paw.


Wow nice sentence si-gar, English much?

[ZahZoo]

Zahzoo, never use your banana-peeling paw also as the wiping paw.

Eat shit and die... Gar-Gunt.

[BlimpyCHIMP™]

Wow nice sentence si-gar, English much?

Relevant much?
Anyone care much?
Attention whore much?

Gotten off the computer and made some money in real life, met a girl, drove a car or inflated that fucked-up bicycle tire to go down to the Piggly Wiggly to beg for fuckin' change so you could go buy a life with it much?

Ook!

[BlimpyCHIMP™]

Eat shit and die... Gar-Gunt.

This is why I love Zah so much.. straight to the point!

LOL "gunt" you fag! Ookin' aye man.. rofl

[kwame k]

Relevant much?
Anyone care much?
Attention whore much?

Gotten off the computer and made some money in real life, met a girl, drove a car or inflated that fucked-up bicycle tire to go down to the Piggly Wiggly to beg for fuckin' change so you could go buy a life with it much?

Ook!

Sure MR Money bags, who has thousands of guitars but can't post a picture of even one of them. At least I don't have to worry about the Mexicans stealing my job but of course your high paying job is in danger of being taken by Mexicans. What high paying job would that be si-gar?

[Igosplut]

He got busted a FEW time at DDLR for saying things about guitars that were wrong, and/or posting things that were wrong. That was my first clue that he was completely full of shit.....

[BlimpyCHIMP™]

What high paying job would that be..

When I was in Mexico last month, hangin' down at Cabo with my other tree-dwelling Marmoset cousins they turned me onto a type of banana called a "platanano".

I found some at the market here in the US, called "plantains" in the English, and man, do they ever run the waterworks from the tailhatch!

Better than a bottle a Ex-Lax! That was my job today, exiting this mornings' platanano.

I guess what I'm trying to say is, I do not have a job. Not to say I don't work..

[kwame k]

When I was in Mexico last month, hangin' down at Cabo with my other tree-dwelling Marmoset cousins they turned me onto a type of banana called a "platanano".

I found some at the market here in the US, called "plantains" in the English, and man, do they ever run the waterworks from the tailhatch!

Better than a bottle a Ex-Lax! That was my job today, exiting this mornings' platanano.

I guess what I'm trying to say is, I do not have a job. Not to say I don't work..

Fucking idiot.

[BlimpyCHIMP™]

Guess that means you DONT work.

Not surprising. Not much you posts works here, neither.

[kwame k]

Guess that means you DONT work.

Not surprising. Not much you posts works here, neither.

Oh Gary, whatever shall I do if you type such mean words at me, nothing because who gives a fuck what a racist little troll thinks, si-gar.

Too much of a pussy to post as si-gar. Hey, how about a picture of your guitar collection, expert.












Thought so, liar.

[BlimpyCHIMP™]

Are you saying you [x] do work, or you [x] do not work

[kwame k]

Are you saying you [x] do work, or you [x] do not work


Are you saying you are a [x] complete piece of shit, or [x] a total pussy who when called out, can't back up his shit.

[BlimpyCHIMP™]

Clown down, brown frown - and wipe your hide from side-to-side!

[kwame k]

Clown down, brown frown - and wipe your hide from side-to-side!

Still won't back up your mouth, Gary?

Pussy........

[BlimpyCHIMP™]

I voted "left to right" actually.

I guess that means you are not a wiper, but a carrier of your own scents.

That's okay. I do that once in a while too.. but then again I'm an ape.

[BlimpyCHIMP™]

Shit ass..

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[Igosplut]

Shit ass..



Yes you are...besides being a coward...

[Nickdfresh]

Guess that means you DONT work.

Not surprising. Not much you posts works here, neither.


Douche bag that is on all day says what?

So, did a Mexican steal your job, GAR? I mean I know that being a transvestite street walker isn't really the number one list of occupations for slipping over the border for. But you never know.