Eat Us And Smile: Operation Chickenshit

[WARF]

Yes, I demand a fucking roll count...

And I don't want all the old timers..

Coming in... with their fucking depends on....

I declare fucking WAR with CHICKENSHIT!!!

And while I'm at it.... fuck Michael Anthony and his CHIA PET HEAD too!!!

As a matter of fact... you were mediocre bass player....

Who superior background vox...

Fucking Chad Smith... yeah he's a good drummer...

But he fucked FLEA and KEEDIS in their fucking bungholes and made them GIVE IT AWAY... GIVE IT AWAY NOW uh uh uh u huhu

FUCK THEM ALL I SAY...

And fuck SATCH who is the greatest guitar player according to Sammy Hagar....

If he lost one more fucking strand of hair on his head...

He would fucking resemble Mr . Clean... or the other fucking dude on the toilet paper roll....

EAT US AND FUCKING SMILE???

We are alive and well thank you....

HOUSE OF PAIN and WARF are back in this motherfucker....

Like the fucking ROAD WARRIORS...

We made EDDIE FUCKING VAN HALEN CLOSE THE PASTURE DUMP!!!

We left Brad Starks with his head way up his fucking ass...

Why????

It's fucking plain and simple...

David Lee Fucking Roth is Van Fucking Halen...

Even Edward fucking knows it...

And this fucking chickenshit... aka... Van Hagar PART 2...

Can suck my fucking dick...

Rockstars wear buttless chaps...

Not capri pants....

[WARF]

houseofpain for MOD!

End of fucking story...

Layin the smackdown to all you fucking gay ass Van Hagar album holders....

Were comin for you.... your career is OVER...

Hagar your fucking career is DOWN THE DRAIN like your first chickenshit single...

And anyone here who owns a fucking Van Hagar record should be banned RIGHT FUCKING NOW...

EAT THAT AND SMILE BITCH!

[WARF]

houseofpain????

Quit doing lines at the fucking Ramada Inn...

And make your presence felt... lol

I have a strange feeling you're on a bender with ICOKE!!!

[FORD]

Fuck Chickenshit.
Fuck The Other Half (Other Half of WHAT??).
Fuck Van Hagar.
Fuck Cabo Wabo Overpriced Shitty Swine Flu Infected Tequila.

EUAS is back up in this muthafucka!!

[LoungeMachine]

Fuck Chickenshit.
Fuck The Other Half (Other Half of WHAT??).
Fuck Van Hagar.
Fuck Cabo Wabo Overpriced Shitty Swine Flu Infected Tequila.

EUAS is back up in this muthafucka!!

Notice their fucking gig in Seattle already sold out?

Of course it's in a small club [the old Offramp] holding only a few hundred, but still.



Should have been cancelled due to lack of ticket sales.....

[LoungeMachine]

Yes, I demand a fucking roll count...

And I don't want all the old timers..

Coming in... with their fucking depends on....

I declare fucking WAR with CHICKENSHIT!!!

And while I'm at it.... fuck Michael Anthony and his CHIA PET HEAD too!!!

As a matter of fact... you were mediocre bass player....

Who superior background vox...

Fucking Chad Smith... yeah he's a good drummer...

But he fucked FLEA and KEEDIS in their fucking bungholes and made them GIVE IT AWAY... GIVE IT AWAY NOW uh uh uh u huhu

FUCK THEM ALL I SAY...

And fuck SATCH who is the greatest guitar player according to Sammy Hagar....

If he lost one more fucking strand of hair on his head...

He would fucking resemble Mr . Clean... or the other fucking dude on the toilet paper roll....

EAT US AND FUCKING SMILE???

We are alive and well thank you....

HOUSE OF PAIN and WARF are back in this motherfucker....

Like the fucking ROAD WARRIORS...

We made EDDIE FUCKING VAN HALEN CLOSE THE PASTURE DUMP!!!

We left Brad Starks with his head way up his fucking ass...

Why????

It's fucking plain and simple...

David Lee Fucking Roth is Van Fucking Halen...

Even Edward fucking knows it...

And this fucking chickenshit... aka... Van Hagar PART 2...

Can suck my fucking dick...

Rockstars wear buttless chaps...

Not capri pants....

Brutha WARFY....

With all due respect, I gotta offer up a big Meh.
Sorry, man.

Can't muster up the strength to care.

Can't even summon the urge to yawn at chickenshit, let alone mount some sort of anti-campaign.

But you go on wid yo bad self.



Much ado about nuttin if y'ask me.

[WARF]

Lounge, your a buzz kill man.

lol

I'm still moving forward with this...

But I can't find a chickenshit forum to post at...

Did anyone hear how bad the first single is???

[binnie]

Sticky this thread

I think WARF bleeds CVH........

[kwame k]

Honestly, I couldn't make it through a whole song. Music seemed ok but when Haggis starts singing it just ruins the music. This is old new but with song titles like Soap On A Rope.........gotta pass on this shit or more aptly, Chickenshit.

Bring on the Sheep! If this is all they have to stand on it'll be easy pickings.

[houseofpain]

Fuck Chickenfuckers and their fucking chickenshit fucking fuckers. Heads need to roll, and they need to roll quick. Fuck Sammy, fuck Mike, fuck Chad Smith, and fuck Mr. Clean and his mystical potato head groove fucker. Point me in the right direction, and lets light 'em up!

[houseofpain]

and let's get some mother fucking fuck fuckers up in this fucking joint. I ask yet again, where my peeps at?

Yes, I ended a sentence in a preposition...its for the Chikenfuckers...fuck 'em

[houseofpain]

Roll call answered:
HOP in the mother fucking house!

[Blaze]

HOP, you are cool!
Ready to set out, complete infantry patrol and concerned with syntax.
Grade A Army!

[houseofpain]

Where are these chiken fuckers? I wanna fuck somebody up tonight!

[yah]

I don't think Chickenshit has a chance on even the Crap Club circuit.....they may be able to play some old folk squaredances though.....HAHAHAHAHEEHEEHEEHa