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  • WARF
    DIAMOND STATUS
    • Jan 2004
    • 15318
    #1

    Damage Inc!!!

    Don't forget to flick your fucking lighters....



    FLATHEADCUMSUCKER... THERE'S ONLY WAY TO ROCK... etc etc...

    Think that chickenfoot will carry on the Van Hagar torch....

    That's a pretty high standard if you ask me...

    Cheese ballads... and bad lyricism... over lousy keyboards...

    But I'd take ou812 over CHICKENSHIT... any day of the week!

    Has anyone even heard this abomination to Rock N' Roll???

    Did you read the lyrics to, "down the drain"???

    If Sammy Hagar didn't already strikeout on that PIECE OF SHIT... Up For Breakfast...

    He's still talkin' about fucking breakfast.....

    Hey! ugh Sometimes u gotta lay it on the table...
    Hey! sometimes u gotta get up for breakfast
    Babys' gonna feed me with a silver spoon

    BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

    Somebody godamn tell him to shut up already...

    Go drink a fucking can of SLIM FAST!

    Sammy has gotta be like 61 or 62 now...

    Isn't he due for a massive heart attack????

    FUCK HIM! AND FUCK HIS STUPID BAND!!!

    Yo house.... I got a TABLE SET UP!!!

    IS THAT FUCKING RED ON THE TOP ROPE????

    DAMAGE INC!!!!
    Tags: damage
    • Sarge's Little Helper
      Commando
      • Mar 2003
      • 1267
      #2
      Hi WARF Welcome to The Diamond David Lee Roth Army. The ROTH ARMY carries the Van Halen Torch, Diamond David Lee Roth Style! This is where Classic Van Halen is celebrated and Diamond Dave reigns as the Supreme Toastmaster of the Immoral Majority. Welcome aboard and enjoy your stay!
      "I decided to name my new band DLR because when you say David Lee Roth people think of an individual, but when you say DLR you think of a band. Its just like when you say Edward Van Halen, people think of an individual, but when you say Van Halen, you think of…David Lee Roth, baby!"!

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        • WARF
          DIAMOND STATUS
          • Jan 2004
          • 15318
          #3
          Originally posted by Sarge's Little Helper
          Hi WARF Welcome to The Diamond David Lee Roth Army. The ROTH ARMY carries the Van Halen Torch, Diamond David Lee Roth Style! This is where Classic Van Halen is celebrated and Diamond Dave reigns as the Supreme Toastmaster of the Immoral Majority. Welcome aboard and enjoy your stay!
          You're 9 years too late, jackass!

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            • WARF
              DIAMOND STATUS
              • Jan 2004
              • 15318
              #4
              Some dude just dissed FORD... and I put that chickenfucker in his place...

              VHLinks.com - The Internet's Largest Van Halen Fan Forum
              http://www.vhlinks.com/vbforums/when-i-say-van-hagar-what-i-mean-is-p1139338.html#post1139338
              Extensive Van Halen fan discussion forum, news, media, and links since 1999.

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                • houseofpain
                  Head Fluffer
                  • Feb 2005
                  • 388
                  #5
                  Damage Inc! Light the fucking tables!
                  EAT US AND SMILE!
                  LOOK WHO'S BACK IN CIRCULATION!
                  DAMAGE INC!

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